Edward; Emmett; Bella
(Emmett is trying to figure out a way to annoy Bella. Bella and Edward are passing notes. Go figure. They're oblivious to everything. XD)
What, in the good Lord's name, is Emmett doing to your closet?
How should I know? I'm not the mind reader.
Oh. Right..erm..let's see..HOLY SH...
EDWARD ANTHONEY MASEN CULLEN!
...Holy Sheep with a buzz cut that has an imaginary flower friend named Dave who's a wannabe Paris Hilton!
Thank you. Now, what's he thinking?
He's freaking screaming the song "Sound Of Music" in Japanese at me!
OMG EDWARD GUESS WHAT?!
What is it now?
You know what Emmett kinda looks like?
What?
A perverted banana who steals Trix and Lucky Charms and molests children while screaming, "WE NEED MORE MILK!"
Cool.
You sick bastard...
A/N:
Okay, seriously, I was cracking up! Sorry it's so short! I couldn't think of anything to write.
Okay as for the banana-trix-lucky charms-molester thing: Well, okay me and my friend Lauren were talking on the phone and suddenly, out of no where, she screams: "OH MY GOD! MOM! THAT BANANA LOOKS LIKE A PERVERT WHO STEALS TRIX AND LUCKY CHARMS AND MOLESTS CHILDREN WHILE SCREAMING 'WE NEED MORE MILK!'"
And I was like..
Holy.
Mother-freaking-Vampire
Crap.
Then Boom.
This chapter was born. So yeah. You may be wondering: "Why can Bella say Bastard but Edward can't say shit?"
Well, it's funnier that way!
As for the Sheep with a buzz cut that has an imaginary flower friend named Dave who's a wannabe Paris Hilton..well..let's just say my friends are the strangest people you'll ever meet.
Anyway, why are you still reading this?
Review! They make me happy!
:)
~L