It's another challenge, guys! And it's a weird and dumb one, too!

So I was watching Man v. Food, right? And Adam was doing one of those spicy challenges, and I decided...why not?

So Danny did something to Dash (it does NOT have to be the same thing I put in this snippet), and Tucker decided that, instead of hurting each other, they should try and scarf down some spicy food. I mean seriously spicy.

Like 80x hotter than a Jalapeno spicy.

It's a challenge...ABOUT A CHALLENGE.

No, I don't know why this strikes me as funny.

*dodges tomatoes*

-Phanny


"You don't have to do this, man." Tucker told him.

"Danny, look around. No one's going to think less of you if you back out." Sam added.

Danny could barely hear his friends over the blood rushing in his ears. The pounding music in the crowded sushi restaurant did nothing to help, either. Danny looked down at the plate in front of him - a row of five of the hottest spicy tuna rolls in the country. He looked at the boy beside him, Dash Baxter, who had the same challenge on his plate.

Dash glared, and Danny returned the favor.

It started with a dare. Danny had almost had a repeat of last Halloween's incident - except not only did he knock paint over onto Dash's letterman jacket again, but the blue goop had gotten all over Dash's upper body. Tucker had intervened when Dash looked about to give Danny another underwear-eating ultimatum and said what he thought was something that would help.

He had challenged them both to go to The Mix, the sushi restaurant downtown and take the challenge. Eat five of the spiciest tuna rolls in the country in one hour. Whoever finished first won.

Why did he have to accept…?

"All right, boys," the owner of the Restaurant said, putting one hand on each of their shoulders, "you got one hour. Good luck."

Danny took his chopsticks and bravely stuck a roll into his mouth.

He may as well have swallowed a fireball.


Yeah...I don't have any real rules or restrictions. So...uhm...yeah I just wanted an excuse to put this up because I can't think of anything to build around it.

Have fun if you want to bother.