A/N:

Okay, even though only 3 people voted...

Bella and everybody else will be updated to computers and AIM.

Yay.

But for now, I have 2 more chapters of just notes I wanna get posted before I give them laptops.

Enjoy!

(Jade's Roses guess Charlie the Unicorn as my inspiration first and she's right! Ha-Ha. Gotta luv Charlie!)


Bella; Edward; Emmett

(Bella and Edward are watching Emmett play bowling on the Wii)


I really don't understand the point of this game.

Why? You just press a button a swing the control back. You really are dense, Eddy-poo.

Well, I get that..but..

But what? It's not that hard to figure out! -shakes head-

Why can't they make the controls vampire resistant?

I...uh...I..well..don't ask me!

Who do you suppose I ask?

I dunno...the really totally awesome Chinese people! Like Jackie Chan! Hiyahh!

(Emmett breaks yet another controller while Bella tries to imitate Jackie Chan)

Dammit! Stupid rabbit! Trix are for kids!

Whaa.??

Huh?

What what?

Emmett...

Edward..

Bella!

Bella, go show Alice your awesome karate moves.

Okay!

(She goes upstairs and karate chops Alice's shoe collection in half while yelling, "HIYAHH!")

(Alice: Out loud from upstairs): "Okay, now THAT I did not see coming!"


A/N:

I wrote this in my random notebook last night before I went to sleep. It's not my best, I know. But still: Review anyway. Please? :)

Push it.

Do.

It.

Now.

I'm serious.

I'll sick Bella and her karate moves on you!

He-He.

That's what I thought.

Reviews make me happy!

:D

~L