BLOOPERS, EXTRAS, DELETED SCENE
BLOOPERS:
Ch: 1
" oh". A black haired teen muttered sitting up off the ground. " what happened". He said rubbing his head. "where am I…better yet why am I here I don't get payed enough for this in fact the show doesn't even pay well".
" find the Hatter play the game". The rabbit man said and dived into the hole further leaving the screaming boy alone. The screams ended when the boy landed back first on the ground.
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" OOF". The boy sat up slowly recovering from the impacted of the ground to his face. " ow geeeez stupid rabbit…wait can I even classify that as a rabbit I gotta stop smoking crack".
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" My My dense are we are you sure this is the new Alice Cheshire". The boy heard someone say and turned but no on was there.
" positive girl friend".
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" AH WHAT… WHAT IS THIS…WHERE'S THE CAT…WHERE'S THAT GOD DAMN PUSSY…here pussy pussy pussy come to daddy".
Ch 2:
" you see these cards".
" um alright I do". The Hatter had five cards with spades, clubs, diamonds, hearts, and an Alice card.
" take one card and call me in the morning".
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" Alright then where do I start".
" where ever it sends you". The Hatter said, picked Alice up by the back of the dress, and dunked her head into the toilet seat. The Hatter flushed but it over flooded. " GRETA GET THE PLUNGER THE WIMPS HEADS STUCK IN THE TOILET.
" alright ha ha". Greta brought over the plunger and Wolfram pushed Yuri in.
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" oh do I want to go".
" yes the Prince of Spades is throwing it everyones going".
" the King of Clubs, I was planning but I must work the Queen of Hearts, The Cheshire Cat and Butterfly, the Hare and The Hatter, Kesha, Lady Gaga, a hobo, Spaghetti Cat, the producers, some prostitutes".
" hm sounds like important people".
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" is this gonna hurt". Alice asked as the Duchess as she strapped him down on a table.
" it shouldn't unless it's another failure".
" how many failures have you had". He asked nervous and held the invitation that she had given him before strapping him down.
" every single project this guy explode once I mean chunks all over there was bloody chunks everywhere…but I'm sure this is another failure in which case give me back that invitation you'll die anyway".
Ch 3
" My My aren't you late for the party".
" ngh Shut up my body hurts". Alice said and slowly sat up.
" mmm girl get your skinny ass in there mmm hm I wanna see that ass bouncing go go go STRUT IT GIRL".
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" well it's nice to meet you Alice". A male voice said and Alice looked up to see a man in blue with a cape on. The man had brown hair and eyes and a charming smile holding out his hand.
" ah Hello are you the person that I'm suppose to dance with but fondles me when no ones looking and then dump me in the middle of the room".
" yep shall we dance".
" oh ok I think I can trust you".
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" Ah YOU ASS WARN ME YOU FLING ME ACROSS THE ROOM AND NOW IM A MIDGET THESE DIRECTORS WRITING SUCKS IM SUEING AND GOING BACK TO KYO KARA MAOH I WAS A KING THERE".
Ch. 4
" Alright brat I have a prince waiting for me I hope he's waiting unlike last night where he watched American Idol he stares at Ryan Secrest junk more than mine and I'm his fucking boyfriend hell I screw him more times than I can count seriously". The Hare said and The Hatter pulled the table cloth up. When it fell the Hatter and Hare, table, and tea set were gone then Greta took the cloth. The cloth disappeared behind her back but an ocean appeared.
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" GGGGRRRR STOP IT ONDINE SERAPHINE…THAT'S THERE NAMES RIGHT I HAVE KNOW IDEA WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE I MEAN HONESTLY I JUST YELL OUT YOUR NAMES AND THEN FALL INTO THE OCEAN I DON'T THINK SO IF IM GOING DOWN IM GOING WITH AN OSCAR SCREW TITANIC THIS IS MUCH WORSE". He yelled and the girls were shocked.
DELETED SCENES:
Ch. 1:
" follow the signs nimrod". The boy with glasses and smoking said.
" your not nice and I'm the nimrod your smoking what are you 16 that's not good for your lungs seriously you can get lung cancer and die you should know smokings wrong".
EXTRAS:
" OI WOLFRAM HAVE YOU READ THIS SCRIPT". Yuri yelled.
" yep a waste of time I rather go back to Kyo Kara Maoh pay wasn't great but it was better and we didn't sound so stupid".
" hm shall we go talk about it".
" yes". The two ran off soon a camera was turned on.
" ok ready Melissan Yumi everyone".
" yep boss". They said and snuck toward a corner with a curtain.
" ok ready one two three". Seth threw open the curtain revealing a Yuuram make out scene.
" EH PRODUCER".
" HA HA THIS WILL MAKE THE FAN GIRLS HAPPY".
" HEY MURATA AND SHINOU ARE NEXT CURTAIN".
" oh Shinata must be added". Seth says and opens the curtain.
" my my this is a great moment".
" GET OUT". Murata yelled and they closed the curtain.
" now If you excuse us we would like to try that". Yuri said and close the curtain.
" well I guess that's it". Yumi said.
" good interview". Melissan said.
" Yep now on with production…later they're busy". Setbacks and the girls walk one way the other people in different directions. " good recording day".
" yep". Yumi said.
" I told you not to let Shinou bite Murata's ear own shoot". Melissan said
" ah but that's Shinata we have Yuuram so". Yumi said.
" I agree". Melissan agreed.
" AW YOU ARE THE BEST PRODUCING SISTERS ANYONE COULD HAVE". Seth said putting her arms on the other girls shoulders.
" yep lets turn this into a video girls".
" aren't we forgetting something important".
" I don't know come on". The girls walked into a producing room and came out a few hour later with the final tape.
" Oi why are the lights off it's not time to shut down hm". The girls walked to the lights which were on the set.
As one of the girls flipped on the lights there was a pop and a ton of people standing a cake on the table.
" SURPRISE HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY PRODUCERS".
" oh so we forgot our birthdays…oh well". They shrugged and ran over to the cake.
" IS IT AN ICE CREAM CAKE".
" NOTHINGS BETTER THAN".
" THAN AN ICE CREAM CAKE".
" ah ha ha only if you want lady producers". Yuri said Wolfram wrapped around his arm.
" it better or some of you".
" might loose"
" your Jobs".
" EH".
" we're kidding". The girls smiled.
" after this what's your next ideas bosses".
" we're working on the diary story".
" a romantic tragedy".
" finishing murder".
" ah what a creepy stories you girls made". Shinou said.
" you play your parts well".
" we're also planning for a little off of Yuuram story and if you remember Sara and Leon maybe a little one shot going through their lives".
" I wan to make a chapter 13 for deride after a car hit someone".
" oh yes if we have enough reviews".
" sounds like we're busy again". Wolfram said with an annoyed face.
" ok back to shooting guys you've had your fun cut this cake and back to shooting".
" yes bosses".
" we love being the producers".