Hetalia: United Countries of Hetalia Chapter 2, a X-overs + Hetalia - Axis Powers Crossover fanfic

A/n: I don't know what to say but… This is for you, Zoe (and stop insulting American food, you're eating it, too!)

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia… If I did, America would be black… I don't own any of the songs in this chapter, either… (Which are 'I Hate This Part' by The Pussycat Dolls and 'The Stereotype Song' by Your Favorite Martian.)

Chapter 2: I love those fat Americans…

Alfred had just gotten out of the shower when his cell phone rang. Drying his hair with a towel, he went over to answer it.

"Hello?" he answered.

"America, I need you to get over to the World Conference as soon as you can."

"Huh? Why?"

"You'll find out when you get here, just…hurry up!" click

America held the phone away from his ear and looked at it, then shook his head and put it back on his small bedside table.

"What was his problem?" he thought out loud as he got dressed for the world conference.

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America got to the room of the World Conference to notice his blonde haired, bushy browed friend kneeling in front of the door and peeking inside.

"Hey, what cha doin'?" Alfred asked, scaring Arthur and causing him to jump back and grab at the area his heart was in.

"Bloody hell, America, Don't scare me like that! What're you trying to do, kill me?" Britain silently screamed.

"Maybe." America replied, slowly shifting his eyes to the left.

"Anyway, about the call from earlier-" Britain started.

"Yeah, now what do you want, and make it good. You're keeping me from a very good game of 'Assassin's Creed: Revelations'." America said.

"Just look in the damn room." Britain replied, pointing to the door.

America gave Britain a look of confused suspicion (work with me here, it's all I can come up with), but looked through the door, anyways. When he looked in, he saw a group of teens sitting at the long table in the spots of him, Britain, France, Japan, China, Prussia, Austria, and even Canada, who's name America was surprised he remembered.

"So, what do you think they're here for?" Britain asked.

"To see the hero, of course." America said, and then opened the door all the way. Stepping inside, he caught the attention of all of the people in the room by shouting, "Your favorite hero is here!"

"…Where?" The girl in Japan's seat asked.

"Right here…" America responded, signaling to himself.

"Well, if you would MOVE so we can see him, maybe I'll believe you." The girl in Britain's spot said.

"He's right here, you're talking to him." America said.

"Is it Superman?" The boy in France's spot asked.

"What? No." America said.

"Spiderman?"

"No."

"Batman?"

"No."

"Captain America?"

"For God's sake, no!"

"The Flash?"

"I'm the hero, God Damnit!" Alfred shouted.

"You? A hero? Nah bro." The boy responded.

"Of course I am, I'll prove it."

"Okay then, prove it."

"I'm America!"

"…that's it?"

"That's proof enough."

"That's so ugly." The boy responded, dropping his head into his hand, shaking his head, and trying not to laugh.

"Hey, Vic, don't be so mean." The girl in America's spot said.

"He's the one over her talking about he's a hero just because his name is America. I'm just trying to tell him how ugly that is." 'Vic' responded.

"Whatever, I'm still the hero." America mumbled under his breath.

"Anyway, where's everybody else? You know, the rest of the countries?" The girl in Austria's spot asked.

"Well, one of them is here." America said, then looked outside the room and tried to find Britain; he spotted the British personification next to the door.

"Hey, Britain, come on in, they're nice people." America said with a smile, then turning his head and glaring at 'Vic', "Well, most of them."

"Man, fuck this! Where's China?" The girl in China's spot shouted, causing America and Britain to jump and turn. They both gave her a look of shock at the language she was using.

"Zoe!" The girl in America's spot shouted.

"What?" 'Zoe' asked.

"Language!"

"What? I just wanted to know where China was."

"Well, speak of the devil and he appears, here China comes down the hall." Britain said, poking his head out the door to see the Chinese man walking down the hall, talking to Japan.

"He's talking to Japan, too" America stated, as he also stuck his head out the door frame.

"Seriously!" The girl in Japan's spot exclaimed, standing up from her seat.

Britain and America looked at her and blinked, she's that excited?

"Uh…yeah…" America said.

"Well, I was about to tell him that until-" China could only trail off on his sentence as he and Japan walked into the room and saw the little girls and the boy in the room. Noticing the two nations who were in the room with the kids already, China looked at them with a confused look on his face.

"Hey…China, I see you've met our new…friends." America said, rubbing the back of his head and laughing nervously.

"Yes, but who are they?" China asked.

"Well, they're…" America trailed, looking over at the group; he knew the names of two of them, but not the other six.

"Huh? Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry; I was spaced out for a minute. Anyway, my name's Dominique Tyler-Ray." The girl in America's spot said, then turned to the rest of her group, "Ya'll! Introduce yourselves!"

"I'm Angel Johnson!" The girl in Britain's spot exclaimed.

"Kon'nichiwa, ogenkidesuka, my name is Kylie Pajel." The girl in Japan's spot said with a smile, earning a raised eyebrow from Japan.

"My name's Zoe, that's all you got to know." The girl in China's spot said.

"That girl looks like me!" China exclaimed.

"Exactly." Dom said. "Now on with the next introduction!"

"Same here, the name's Ashley, and that's all I'm telling you!" The girl in Prussia's spot said.

"My name's Leah." The girl in Austria's spot said.

"I'm Victor Rachal." The guy in France's spot said as if he were a lawyer on a commercial.

"My name's Gwen." The girl in Canada's spot said.

"Well, there you have it, all of our names. And we all know you guys already, so you don't need to introduce yourselves to us." Dominique said.

"Well, Thanks, Dominique." America said.

"Please, call me Dom." Dom said with a smile.

"Okay then, thanks Dom." Britain said.

"Anyway, why are you here?" Japan asked.

"I honestly don't know." Dom said, shaking her head.

"You don't even know how you got here?" America asked

"Nope, just woke up and we were in that there hall." Dom said, pointing to the door.

"Oh…well…what now?" Japan asked.

"I don't even know." Dom said, the rest of her group just shrugging.

"Well, you guys could tell us more about yourselves." Britain said.

"What do you wanna know?" Angel asked.

"Well…what are your talents?" America asked.

"Well, I sing." Dom said.

"I cause death and destruction!" Angel said, shooting up from her seat and holding her fist in front of her, kind of like a determined anime character.

"Angel!" Dom exclaimed, giving the girl a stern look.

"Oh, and I play flute." Angel said, sitting down.

"I sing, play flute, and draw." Kylie said.

"I draw." Zoe stated simply.

"I draw, too." Ashley said.

"I sing and I can play a few songs on the keyboard." Leah said.

"I'm an actor, and I like to produce a few beats as a side hobby." Victor said.

"I draw."Gwen said.

"Wow, lots of singers and artists in the room." America said

"Yeah, how about we hear a few songs from the singers?" China said.

"Oh, really?" Dom asked.

"Yeah, why not? You don't have to if you don't want to, though." Japan said.

"No, I'm cool with it. What about you guys, Kylie, Leah?" Dom said looking at said people as she asked her question.

"I don't know…" Kylie said.

"Girl, with how much you sing at lunch, you better sing for these people!" Zoe exclaimed.

"But…" Kylie trailed.

"C'mon Kylie," Dom said, causing Kylie to turn and look at her, "You already said you wanna be in the talent show, and practice makes perfect."

Kylie sighed, "Fine," She said, "But you're gonna be the first one to sing."

"Fine by me." Dom said. "Leah?"

"Okay, I'll do it." Leah said.

"Alright then, let's get started." America said, "Dom?"

"Uhh, hold up let me think of something to sing…" Dom said, after a good minute of silence, Dom stood up, closed her eyes and began so sing:

"We're driving slow through the snow on 5th Avenue
And right now radio's all that we can hear
Now we ain't talked since we left, it's so overdue
It's cold outside but between us it's worse in here"

As she sang, Dom earned a look of awe from the four nations in the room already, and an 'Eyyyyyy!' from Angel.

"The world slows down
But my heart beats fast right now
I know this is the part
Where the end starts"

Meanwhile, in the hallway, a very loud mouthed and cheery Italian was walking (or more like floating) down the hall babbling on and on about pasta, while a very irritated and annoyed looking German walked next to him. When they heard the singing coming from the World Conference room, the Italian shut up and they both raced into the room to see who it was.

"I can't take it any longer
Thought that we were stronger
All we do is linger
Slipping through my fingers"

As they entered the room, they were shocked to see that a young, human, African-American girl was producing the melody they heard. They then looked over to see the other four nations staring intently at the girl.

"I don't wanna try now
All that's left's goodbye to
Find a way that I can tell you"

Back in the hall, a flirtatious Frenchman and a forgettable Canadian had been walking down the hall when they heard the song. Noticing that it was coming from the room that they were supposed to be going to, they looked at each other, and then ran to see what was going on. Seeing the other nations and the girl, along with her group of friends, they froze in their spot, what were those kids doing there? Upon hearing the girl's melody and the feeling behind the song, they soon forgot about that question and continued listening.

"I hate this part right here
I hate this part right here
I just can't take your tears
I hate this part right here"

At this time, an annoyed Austria walked in to the room, followed by the source of his annoyance, Prussia. When they were done breaking through the crowd of nations though, they too stopped upon hearing the melody. Every other nation who came through the door went through the same experience, including Russia.

"Everyday, seven takes of the same old scene
Seems we're bound by the laws of the same routine
Gotta talk to you now 'fore we go to sleep
But will we sleep once I tell you what's hurting me?"

Dom, however, noticed none of the other nations come in, and continued on with her song. She opened her eyes every once in a while and in the direction of her group members, only to close them again as she sang. Her group went through the same thing, noticing none of the other nations walk in, only stared at Dom as she sang.

"The world slows down
But my heart beats fast right now
I know this is the part
Where the end starts

I can't take it any longer
Thought that we were stronger
All we do is linger
Slipping through our fingers

I don't wanna try now
All that's left's goodbye to
Find a way that I can tell you

I hate this part right here
I hate this part right here
I just can't take your tears
I hate this part right here

I know you'll ask me to hold on
And carry on like nothing's wrong
But there is no more time for lies
'Cause I see sunset in your eyes

I can't take it any longer
Thought that we were stronger
All we do is linger
Slipping through our fingers

I don't wanna try now
All that's left's goodbye to
Find a way that I can tell you

That I gotta do it
I gotta do it
I gotta do it
I hate this part

I gotta do it
I gotta do it
I gotta do it, oh

I hate this part right here
I hate this part right here
I just can't take these tears
I hate this part right here"

As Dom finished, all of the nations clapped, the members of the UCH, too. Dom looked over and saw all the nations that had entered the room while she was singing and jumped.

"Where did you guys come from?" She asked.

"We should be asking you that same question, nice voice, by the way." Russia said, sitting down in his seat (which was empty).

"Thanks," Dom said, blinking, Russia gave compliments? "Anyway, we come from a state known as Illinois, ever heard of it?" Dom said.

"Hey, so that must mean that you're from the U.S!" America exclaimed.

"Yep." Angel said.

"Sweet!" America responded.

"Anyway," Britain said, rolling his eyes, "Why are you only sitting in certain seats?"

"Oh, uhhh… the only way to explain that, would be to tell you about our group, the UCH." Dom said.

"The U…" America repeated.

"…C…" Britain repeated.

"…H..?" France repeated.

"Oh, maybe I should've used the full name, shouldn't I?" Dom asked, turning to the rest of her group

"No, dur!" Angel exclaimed sarcastically. Dom sighed.

"Ugh, ya'll make me work too hard."She mumbled under her breath. "Anyway, as I said, we're the UCH, also known as the United Countries of Hetalia." She explained.

"What's that?" Italy asked.

"I was getting to that," Dom said to the Italian, then turned back to the rest of the countries. "The UCH is basically a group that formed out of all of the kids in this room, not to mention four more people who aren't here. Basically, we originally started out as a group of friends who just called each other by the names of the different countries, but then, one day when we were all high as hell,"

"On what?" Britain asked

"On life." Angel said.

"Yeah, what she said." Dom agreed, "Anyway, one day when we were high as hell, we decided that, since there are so many of us, we need a name for our group." Dom continued.

"So, who came up with the name of the group?" China asked.

"I did." Dom said raising one finger in the air.

"Really, how'd you come up with it?" America asked.

"Well, I took it from your name, really." Dom said. "I just replaced the word states with countries, and the word America with Hetalia."

"Oh… so who are you guys, anyway?" Italy asked.

"Oh, I totally forgot! We introduced ourselves to those four, "Dom pointed to America, Britain, China, and Japan. "But not the rest of you, I'm sorry!"

"Anyway, I'm Dominique Tyler-Ray, founder of the UCH, and my country is America." Dom explained, also introducing herself to the other countries.

"I'm Angel Johnson, and I'm Britain!" Angel shouted with that same determined anime fist thing from before. Then she laughed evilly.

"I'm Kairi Pajel, and my country is Japan." Kylie said.

"Wait, didn't you just say your name was Kylie not that long ago?" America asked.

"It is, it's just that her name in Japanese is Kairi, so that's what she likes to go by sometimes." Dom said, earning a glare from Kylie.

"Ni-hao, aru!" Zoe said, instantly giving away which country she was.

"That's Zoe, she's the co- founder of the UCH, and, as you can already tell, her country is China." Dom explained.

"Oh, is it because she looks like me?" China asked.

"No, she just seemed to be the type of person who would do the things that you do. The fact that she resembles you is just a bonus." Dom responded.

"I'm Ashley, and I'm the awesome Prussia!" Ashley said.

"I'm Leah Yamini, and my country is Austria."

"I'm Victor, and my country is France." Victor said with the accent to match.

"I like him." France said, looking very interested in the young man.

"I'm Gwen, and my country is Canada." Gwen said.

"Huh, who's Canada, again?" Italy asked.

"That's me!" Canada exclaimed, only to have all of the other nations look at him as if he appeared from nowhere. This reaction only caused him to sigh.

"Well, I'm bored, so I'm about to sing one of my favorite songs," Dom said, then looked over at Zoe. "Ey yo Zoe!"

"What?" Zoe asked, leaning forward and turning her head to look at Dom. Dom smirked.

"You know, I always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous, so I wrote a song about it. And it goes a little something like this!" Dom started causing Zoe to start smiling as the two started singing.

"I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes."

Those words caused Japan to hide his face, which was turning as red as tomato.

"Let's come together and live in this world like a
unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes."

Dom then got up and went over to America, hugging him as she sang the first three lines, then let go of him and walked around as if she were in High School musical or something.

"Check it out now.
I love those fat Americans.
You know they so obnoxious.
They always eating burgers.
They always holding shotguns.
And I love Mexicans.
The way they mow my lawn.
They all got a 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a
condom on."

"Hey! That's offensive!" America shouted as everyone else fought to hold back their laugh. Zoe got up and started singing along with this all too familiar song that her friend was singing.

"Uh huh.
'Cause that's the way they roll.
Ya gotta go big like an Israeli nose.
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy,
And they're out of control like a Chinese driver."

China glared at the two girls, "It's not my fault, American traffic light are hard to understand!" he shouted, meanwhile the rest of the nations were cracking up.

"I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they cool,
but they're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
Ya mon.
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a week and,
I'm just joking.
If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland."

Poland got a look on his face that resembled that of a snobbish popular girl from a Disney Channel movie whose cruel plan just backfired on her. The rest of the nations, except for China and America, who were still fuming, and Japan, who had covered his face in shame, were still laughing. By now, the two girls had jumped up on the table , and still kept singing.

"I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a
unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes."

The more Japan heard those words, the redder his face got, and the more he tried to cover it.

"Check it out now.
Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the Outback
redneck Australians,
And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude
And those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
Mamma mia!"

Britain, knowing that they were talking about him with the whole English dude part (especially since Dom pointed at him as they sang it), looked like he was about ready to knock them both out. The part about Italians caused Italy to cry and turn to Germany for comfort.

"And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk."

France, instead of being offended, covered his face and tried to keep from laughing any harder.

"I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they're all butt-nekkid.
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes?
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
Uh oh! You're all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink Vodka for breakfast.
They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis."

Russia just kept laughing, it was true, he did drink Vodka for breakfast.

By now all Japan could do was hope that they would stop saying that.

"All together now!
I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep.
I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep.
I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep.
I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep.
They hump sheep
They hump sheep
They hump sheep!"

At that part, everyone did, in fact, join in. They did the same with the last chorus.

"Yeah. I'm just playing; you know I love you guys. But seriously, don't hump any sheep." Dom finished off, then she and Zoe started laughing as they jumped off the table. Only to see an angry America and China running towards them, followed by a fuming Germany and Britain, The two girls looked at each other.

"Run like hell?" Dom asked.

"Fuck yeah!" Zoe shouted as both of the girls made a mad dash out the door and down the hall, the four nations chasing after them at top speed.

And Done! I'm so sorry it took so long. I just got so lazy, and when I thought I would finish it by one day, I get even lazier. Not to mention that winter break came and went… Also, Kylie will sing next chapter, and Leah will sing in the chapter after that. And I may need to do a time skip, so be warned…