A/N: Ugh…so…lazy! And this chapter takes place a week after the last two.

Where'd You Come From (Part.3)

Angel Johnson awoke to the soft sound of piano music from her iPod, which, as usual, only made her roll over and close her eyes . Yeah, the music was nice, I fact, it sounded a lot like something you'd hear on a Final Fantasy game, but she was still sleepy, not to mention she heard it every day so…

Anyway, when she turned over, she found that she was lying on what felt like six hard squares. She tried to get comfortable again… but it didn't work.

"Mmm… Flying Mint Bunny, get off me…" Angel heard, causing her to shoot up. 'What the fuck!' She thought as she stared at what the fuck she was laying on. What she saw caused her to nearly face palm herself. Underneath her was what she saw as 'The Man'…

"Uhh…Britain. What are you doing in my room?" Angel whispered in his ear. This action caused him to moan from her breath on his ear. Angel mentally screamed and she punched him in the chest. That woke Britain up, for sure.

"Ouch! Bloody He-" Britain halfway screamed, until Angel clamped her hand over his mouth.

"Shut the fuck up! Do you want us both to be murdered in cold blood?" Angel silently screamed. Britain's eyes widened, then softened. He finally found his wife! Angel took her hand from his mouth and then (with a thud) she found herself on the floor.

"Baby, I missed you!" Britain said, holding Angel in a death grip.

"I hope you know I'm only in my bra and panties, so let go!" Angel said, trying to shove the British man off of her.

"But I wanna hug you." Britain said, still hugging the girl.

"If you don't let go…" Angel said threateningly, with a face to match. Their 'lovely' reunion was interrupted when a loud 'thump!' came from the room next door.

"That's Carlos's room!" Angel exclaimed, then rushed to her brother's aid, forgetting the fact that she was only in her undergarments. Britain gave her a confused look (which went unnoticed), but followed.

"Where the fight at!" Angel shouted as she burst through the door to her brother's room. What she found caused her to shout, "Go Carlos, Go!" On the floor of her brother's bedroom was her older brother himself (Carlos) and Russia, choking each other.

"Hey! Break it up, you two!" Britain shouted.

"Not until… this nigga… leave my house!" Carlos choked out.

"I'm…not going…anywhere!" Russia chocked back.

"Carlos! Carlos! Carlos!" Angel chanted. Britain just shook his head, then went back into Angel's room, closing the door behind him, and, not too long after that, Angel's older cousin Jacobi came up the stairs. Walking over to the doorway to Carlos's room, Jacobi saw what was going on on the floor and shook his head.

"I knew you were fruity." He said, he then turned to Angel. "Put some clothes on." He said, earning an "ok" from Angel, then he started walking away. As Jacobi passed by Angel's room, though, he stopped and backed up.

"I sense another nigga in the house." Jacobi said, "Especially in this area." He continued, moving his hand in a circular motion in front of Angel's bedroom door.

"Well, there is another guy right here." Angel said, pointing to Russia.

"No, someone else is in here…" Jacobi responded, then turned to the door to Angel's bedroom. He placed his hand on the doorknob.

"Don't go in my room! I could have tampons in there!" Angel exclaimed.

"I'm just checking." Jacobi said, then opened the door to Angel's room.

…

Meanwhile, with Britain, he heard Angel's cousin and was freaking out. Shooting to his feet, he looked around frantically for a place to hide. He was too late, though, as the door to Angel's room opened, revealing her older cousin, who's expression went from disappointed to full of rage as he saw the British man (in just his underwear) standing in the middle of the room.

"What the fuck?" Angel's cousin asked, then turned slowly to Angel.

"Uhhhh…I was high." Angel said, shrugging.

"I'm gon' beat yo…" Jacobi said, then turned to Britain and got a good look at him. He then turned back to Angel.

"You went for a white man?" Jacobi asked, "Really?"

"Yes, yes I did." Angel said plainly. Jacobi shook his head and turned to Britain.

"I ain't even got anything to say to you." He said, then turned and walked back downstairs, still shaking his head.

"Well, that went well…" Britain said with a hint of nervousness.

"It ain't over." Angel said.

"Huh? What makes you say that?" Britain asked.

"It went down too easy." Angel answered. Their conversation was short lived as Carlos shouted, "Why are you niggas in my house!". Angel and Britain look over to see that Carlos had shoved Russia off of him and was now standing and fuming. Russia got up, also fuming, and charged at Carlos, only to be blocked by Angel.

"If you don't sit yo ass down, we all goin' to hell." Angel said threateningly. Russia glared at Angel, but sat down on Carlos's bed, anyway.

"Get up off my bed, nigga! This ain't yo house!" Carlos shouted.

"Nyet, I'll sit wherever I want." Russia said, staying planted on Carlos's bed.

"Whoa, Russia, don't say that." Angel said.

"Damn strait, you ain't even supposed to be up in this house! You already got Jacobi thinkin I'm gay!" Carlos exclaimed.

"That's not my problem." Russia responded. Instead of firing something back at Russia, though, Carlos just exhaled and said, "If you need me, I'll be in the next room." He went over into Angel's room, and the next thing to be heard was an aggravated shout. All the noise caused Angel and Carlos's mother to come out of her room.

"What in the world is goin on out here?" She asked.

"Nothing mommy, you can go back to sleep." Angel said, Having closed the doors to both her and Carlos's rooms, and now standing front of Carlos's door looking as innocent as she could.

"Where's Carlos? And why aren't you ready for school?" Angel's mother asked.

"Huh? Oh, he went to school, and I just woke up." Angel responded, smiling innocently. This earned a look of suspicion from her mother.

"Mmm-hmm, then why are you standing in front of Carlos's room?" She asked.

"Uhhhh…" Angel trailed, her mind going a mile a minute, trying to think up an answer her mother's question. Then a banging came from the door behind her. 'No! Stop banging on the door Russia!' Angel thought as she tried to keep the innocent smile.

"Let me out, I gotta pee!" Russia shouted from behind the door.

"Who's that?" Angel's mom asked.

"Uhhhh…that's..." Angel tried to think of something, but her mind went blank. 'You know what, I'm busted, anyway, so why not?' She thought, then, sighing in defeat, she opened the door for Russia, who shot out of the room and into the bathroom across the hall at top speed.

"Uh, who was that?" Angel's mom asked.

"That was Ivan, but we call him Russia." Angel said in defeat.

" 'We'?", Her mom repeated, "Who's 'we'?"

"Everyone. Me, Dom, Carlos, the rest of my friends…" Angel trailed. That's when Carlos came out of Angel's room.

"I'm back." Carlos said, then turned to see his mom staring at him with an angry look on her face.

"H-hey…mom…" He said nervously.

"Don't 'Hey mom' me. Aren't supposed to be at school?" Their (his and Angel's) mother responded.

"Well… uhh…" Carlos trailed. Before he could answer, though, Britain came out of Angel's room. Noticing their mother, he gave her a warm smile.

"Hello there." He said, then walked over to Angel and gave her a kiss on the cheek.

"Really? When I could be killed at any moment, you decide to go and do that! Again, Really!" Angel exclaimed.

"Might as well. I've already been found out by one of your family members, it was going to happen eventually." Britain said, shrugging.

"True, but still…!" Angel said. That's when Russia came out of the bathroom saying, "Ahh, much better."

"There are two of them!" Angel's mother exclaimed.

"Well…" Angel trailed , but before she could say anything else, Jacobi started shouting from downstairs.

"Yep! The one with the bushy eyebrows is Angel's! And the other one is Carlos's!" He shouted.

"Shut up! You're not helping!" Angel and Carlos exclaimed.

"Just saying." Jacobi said, then went back to doing whatever he was doing beforehand.

"Wait, Carlos…Are you gay?" Their mom asked.

"No." Carlos said.

"Yes!" Jacobi said.

"Shut up!" Carlos shouted.

"Ey, don't tell me to shut up, I'll come up there. I'll get you, and yo boyfriend." Jacobi responded.

"What? Why me? What did I do?" Russia asked, not fully hearing what Jacobi had said.

"He's not my boyfriend, I ain't gay!" Carlos shouted.

"Whatever, now Angel, what's going on with you? Who's this guy?" Angel's mother asked.

"Um, mom, this is Arthur-" Angel started.

"A white man!" Jacobi shouted.

"Shut up! Anyway, he's my…fiancé" Angel said.

"What?" Angel's mom shouted.

"What?" Carlos shouted.

"What?" Jacobi shouted.

"What?" Russia shouted.

"Yes!" Britain shouted, only to get elbowed in the stomach by Angel. Angel looked at everyone nervously, This was going to be a long morning.

…

Tada! Done! Hope ya'll liked it! Next up is… Zoe and China/Ashley and Prussia! Woo-Hoo!

Goodbye now!

P.S: I do not (and I repeat, DO NOT ) support racism or anything of the sort, so if anything in here sounded racist to you, I'm sorry and it was just to be funny…