Soccer or Football?

Ok I am sooooooo sorry! I had NO way to get a computer for weeks! You must hate me! I wont update as often, my mom is moving (and taking her computer with her) so ahhhhh sorry! Anyway the episode with with Whitney. Ok so Candling, Kurt, Blaine, CHEATING! Ok so I may have spazed out, and fangirled the entire episode! When Santana and Rachel were singing did anyone else see Sam looking at Kurt's phone? I thought that he was going to tell Blaine! When Sam was sitting in the gym and Joe came in I thought it was going to be Blaine and Sam was going to spill…. IDEA! When Kurt sang I have nothing my grandfather was waching with me, he wached "big bother" with me to, he said "Look Cooper he is pointing!" it was hilarious! Did anyone elce see Coopers movie audition? It was soooo funny! And I am babbling… hear.

Kurt thought about his appending vacation to America. Him and his dad were going to spend the summer in the "new world". As exited as he was, Kurt was a little worried about all that time in another country (across the Atlantic he might add). He wanted to go but at the same time he wanted to stay in the comfort of his own house, bed, country. He sighed and continued packing.

After there second week in the grand old USA Kurt was wandering around the mall, he had promised some of his friend's presents when he returned. He got a little hungry so he went to the food court. On his way he passed a bunch of boy's, they were kicking around a football. It flew away from them and landed close to Kurt. "hey kid, can you pass the soccer ball?" Kurt raised an eyebrow "what is a soccer ball?" the boys laphed, "wow we figured you were gay but, ha, we never thought you would not even recognize s soccer ball" a boy with a Mohawk (which looked like a squirrel) said.

"What that?" he pointed to the ball "I know what that is, it's a football. My friends make me play all the time. But I don't understand why you called it a soccer ball?" "ah I see" Squirrel boy said "your from France, they call it a football in Europe. You said you play sometimes, our teams are uneven you want to play?" when Kurt nodded, took out his wallet and keys, and walked over to them squirrel said "I am Noah Puckerman, but you can just call me puck, this is Finn, Mike, Sam, David, and Azimio" "I am Kurt"

The boys played and Kurt and the boys became good friends. Exempted David and Azimio, they were mean to him, they were complete homophobes! But Kurt just ignored them. He was having a lot of fun, that is until the cops showed up.

Kurt sat in the police station, Finn and Puck were Explaining to him the American legal system. When a women with short red hair stormed in "Finn Hudson! You got ARRESTED! How could you! And for playing ball in the mall! You are so grounded!" when Burt Hummel entered he chuckled slightly "now, now Carole calm down" she spun around and yelled at Burt "how can I calm down! My son and his friends are in JAIL! Along with some random French kid!..." she was going to continue, but Burt cut him off "random French kid?"

No one had noticed that from the beginning Kurt had been progressively getting paler. When Burt picked out Kurt from the boys his face dropped into his hands "Kurt come hear" he did so hesitantly "explain" Kurt stuttered "Euh ... je faisais les courses ... et le soccer et le football ... et de la police et d'entendre et de tours!" ("um…I was shopping…and soccer and football…and police and hear and ep!") Burt sighed and went to go speak to the police about letting his son go, Carole followed. The boys turned to Kurt "your dad is HIM! He is like all big and scary and your like…not." Puck exclaimed.

"very eloquently put, and yes he is my dad!" there was a silence, but Kurt swore he heard Noah mumble "its Puck".

After the whole jail thing was over and done with the Hummel's and the Hudson's saw a lot more of each other. Soon the mystery of how Burt and Carole knew each other was solved. They had meet at the car shop Burt and Kurt were working for, when Carole got the call from the jail, she didn't have a car so Burt drove her. The two adults soon started dateing.

Kurt and the boys (not David and Azimio) became good friends.

When the summer was over both the Americans and the French were upset. Sometime into the school year the Hummel's could not take it anymore. They moved to America, Burt purposed, and the two were married.

Kurt stared at McKinley, but when the bullying got to bad he transferred to Dalton academy.

Hello! Did you like it? Wow this is really long! FYI this was all a flashback just to let you know anyway I don't know when I will post again. For lack of computer and writers block :0 fell free to review, suggest, or comment! Have a nice day!(or night)

-love Tori