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Chapter 7: Harry Freaking Potter
"So what they he want?" Asked Charlotte, as she saw Zack approaching them. Last time they saw Zack was an hour ago, Charlotte couldn't stop worrying. She didn't want Zack to get in trouble.
"Well if you must know...I'm on the team!" Smiled Zack
"What?" Asked Laura, confused just like everyone else
"Well Charlotte your plan worked. Turns out Professor McGonagall was watching from one of the castle windows. And know I'm the new Seeker for Gryffindor team."
"Well it was all down to you Zack" Smiled Charlotte at her friend
"Your right"
The weekend went past faster than expected and before all the students knew, it was Monday Morning. The first years had already had a couple of lesson's which had been Potions and Muggle Studies. In potions the students spent the whole two hours looking at how to make a healing potion with the help of Professor Tennant. In Muggle studies, Professor Barnes showed them a couple of muggle songs from a musical called 'A Very Potter Sequel' everyone seemed to enjoy them. Then Laura realized it was about Zack and Kieran's father Harry Potter and his life as he was growing up. Right now Laura, Charlotte, Kieran, Emily, Tom, Josh, Zack, Pip, Collin, Rupert and Pixie were outside watching the sky go by as well as talking.
"Hey kids" Said a voice; they all turned round to see none other than Harry Potter, himself
"Dad?" Asked Kieran and Zack together
"Uncle Harry?" Asked Charlotte, Pip and Laura, very confused
"Hey Kids" Smiled Harry
"UNCLE HARRY" Screamed Charlotte, Laura and Pip, running over to him and hugging him tightly
"Hey Girls" Smiled Harry again.
"What are you doing here Dad?" Asked Kieran
"Can't I pop in to check up on my children and nieces?" Answered Harry. Zack, Laura, Pip and Charlotte smiled at him.
"So who are your friends" Harry pointed over at Pixie, Emily, Josh, Tom, Collin and Rupert.
"Oh well this Emily Malfoy" Said Kieran, pointing at Emily
"Awe, I remember"
"It's nice to see you again Mr Potter"
"Call me Harry" Emily just smiled at him and walked over to where Laura was standing
"Well this is Pixie" Said Zack, Pixie just waved at Harry
"This is Tom and Josh" Continued Charlotte
"And this is Collin and Rupert" Said Laura
"Nice to meet you all" Said Harry
"So how are mum and dad?" Asked Charlotte "I haven't heard back from them"
"Their fine, they miss Charlotte. They miss you a lot"
"What about Mum and Dad?" Asked Laura
"Laura, Pip, Charlotte your parents are fine...they just miss you very much"
"How's Owen?" Asked Pip
"Your owl?" Answered Harry, Pip nodded
"He's fine...actual your parents are sending all of your pets over in the next couple of days" the three girls started smiling.
"YES! I get to see Samantha" Smiled Laura
"Your cute little Panda is fine Laura"
"You have a Panda?" Asked Rupert
"Yeah"
"Your pet is so cool; I have a rat called Moddy"
"Do you have Steve?" Asked Kieran
"Yes, he is right here" Said Harry, opening his robes and pulling Steve and his cage out of it
"And Flick?" Asked Zack, Harry did the same thing and Zack smiled "FLICK!"
Suddenly a student walked past them and saw Harry and started screaming "IT'S HARRY FREAKING POTTER!" With that loads of students ran over to the group.
"What is going on?" Asked Harry, Charlotte, Laura and Zack looked at each other and stepped forwards.
"Just watch" Smiled Zack
All the students got into their places ready for the song to begin while Harry just watched them all.
Song: .com/watch?v=GEjTnFKrFKk
Lyrics:
Collin: Bloody Hell It's Harry Pooot!
All: YEAH!
Collin: Seamus Finniagan is the name, Mr Pot. God this is a real treat, a real treat Mr Pot.
Zack: Nice to meet you Seamus
Josh: Yo, What's up man, my name is Dean Thomas, You want some bubblegum?
Zack: Yeah, I love bubblegum
Tom; Will you sign my Harry Potter – Poster, Mr Potter?
Zack: Uh sure, who should I make it out to?
Tom: Neville Longbottom, sir
Zack: Eh, okay Shlongbottom!
All: Hahahaha
Pip: Ni Hao Harry Potter, My name is Cho Chang y'all. You should stop by the Ravenclaw house sometime.
Zack: *Looks over at Charlotte and Laura* Ron, what's going on here? Everyone's treating me like I'm...like I'm famous or something.
Laura: But Harry...you ARE!
Charlotte: Your harry freakin' Potter.
You don't understand: you're a legend man to us all,
Every son and daughter
All: Safe!
Charlotte: From you know who, all because of you
You were small, but I wonder if you can recall?
Laura: Long story short: this guy *Voldemort* was super cruel
Zack: Voldemort?
All: Huh? Sshh!
Laura: He tried to kill and your parents,
And this is where is gets intensely cool!
Even through you were a tiny little boy,
You should've died but you survived and then destroyed
All: Aaahh...
Laura; This evil guy and it's a story we enjoy to teeell!
All: You're Harry Freakin' Potter
We Don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin or Oz,
You're a whole lot hotter with that lightening scar,
You're a superstar to us all
If we're in trouble we know who to caaalll!
Emily: Did somebody say "Harry Potter"?
Rita Skeeter here from the Daily Prophet
Reporting to you live, dear readers,
From platform nine and three quarters,
Where I just happen upon the wiz kid himself!
Harry Potter, the lad who lived.
Now lets you and me get on the level HP.
Where have you been for ten years?
Are you excited to go to Hogwarts?
Are you frightened for your life...?
Zack: Why would I be frightened for my life?
Emily: Well ain't you cock sure!
Know this, dear readers: HP THE 11th year old tike,
Shows no fear. Even in the face of a murderous dog like Sirius Black!
Zack: *Looks around, confused* Who's Sirius Black?
Emily: "Who's Sirius Black?"
You don't know?
He used to be your dad's best friend until he betrayed him to the dark lord
And got 'm killed
Yep! Turns out he was a death eater!
He killed thirteen ducks before they caught him and I mean people.
He hates your guts, wants you dead.
He just escaped from Azkaban.
But it's no skin of your back, Kid. You know why?
You're Harry Freakin' Potter
I wouldn't wince at all,
your invincible from all harm!
Like Betty Crocker...
All: Ooh!
Emily: I wanna at you up
No one'll beat you up with that charm!
Remember Harry, kid:
You're the boss,
You're the king
You're the bomb!
Keep your nose clean kid, don't take any wooden sickles haha...!
Pip: All aboard!
Pixie: Goodbye kids, I love you! Be Safe!
Zack: Ron, what's going on?
This is just so...it's unreal!
Charlotte& Laura; No it's not!
You're Harry Potter! You're the coolest ,
God damn kid in the entire world.
Everything is awesome for you, so you better get used to it...
Zack: But this is all so sad,
I mean my mum and dad were killed long ago...
All: Long ago they died!
Zack: I wanna be psyched but being unliked is all I know...
All: All he knows, that's why!
Zack: I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate,
An opportunity 11 years late.
I guess it's time for me to step to the plate,
And show 'em that I'm something great!
I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!
I'll do what I can if what you say I am is true!
I can't be bothered by my awful past,
I've found at last something I can do,
So it's time I knew exactly who I am!
I'm Harry Freakin' Potter
All: You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
All& Zack: I'm / You're Harry Freakin' Potter
Zack: ..and I'm the Man!
All&Zack: AHHH!
Harry Freakin' Potter
Harry then started clapping at his family and their new friends are they show they just performed to him and everyone who had pasted them and stopped to watch them.
"Well done you write that song about me?"
"No dad, we were watching a musical in Muggle studies and we learnt the song from it"
"How do they know about me then?" Harry Asked
"We don't know Uncle Harry" Answered Laura
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