Yahoo! Chapter 5! This is were the fun begins! I do not own KKM! only shouko. Anyway enjoy the story~~~ wolfram and Yuuri POV!

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YUURI'S POV

"YUURI! OI YUURI! Get a hold of yourself!" I felt someone shake me.

"5 more minutes!" I groaned.

"IF YOU DON'T WAKE UP I'M GONNA USE MY COLORFUL HAND TO PUNCH YOU AND MAKE YOU TRANSPORT TO MARS IF THERE'S A MARS HERE" I immediately stood up from where I was laying down. I looked at Shouko who was smiling.

I was touring her in the kingdom when I suddenly bumped into something, but I don't know what, and fell asleep.

"honestly Yuuri I still can't believe you're the Maoh. You became unconscious because you bumped into a tree. Seriously" she sighed. We were now in the back of the castle doing nothing. We were underneath a cherry blossom tree (I can't believe we have one here) relaxing. I laughed.

"aren't you supposed to be the clumsy one" she blushed.

"that was in the past you know! and the past is past!" she stood up then started running towards the castle.

"Yuuri we should go back right now! Wolfram might be angry at us since you didn't want to bring anyone else!" I sighed. She's right. By now he might be on a tantrum and screaming at a random guard.

I ran towards her when she suddenly tripped and fell.

"I'M OKAY!"

well at least she's clumsier than me.

WOLFRAM'S POV

"THAT CHEATING WIMP! HE WANTS TO BE ALONE WITH THAT HUMAN IMPERSONATOR! HOW DARE HE!" I shouted in front of Dorcas.

"um your maje-"

"FINE THEN IF HE WANTS IT LIKE THAT THEN BE IT! HE ALWAYS PREFERRED WOMEN ANYWAY! I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE HE DISAGREED WHEN I TOLD HIM TO COME WITH THEM!" I cried.

"your majesty the ma-"

"WHY DOES HE KEEP CHEATING IN FRONT OF ME! WHY I TELL YOU WHY?" I shouted while trying to suffocate dorcas.

"Wolf stop that! you're suffocating him!" I heard Yuuri shout somewhere. I scanned the room and found Yuuri standing and trying to catch his breath. I let go of dorcas then pouted.

"and how was your day with that human?" he sighed.

"Wolfram she has a name you know! her names Shouko! And there's nothing between us!" I ran towards him. he walked backwards. He bumped into the wall then I trapped him. he looked at me seriously then I glared at him back.

"then why did you say no?" he sighed.

"because I just wanted some time with my friend. We haven't seen each other for years and-"

"even so! I'm your fiancé! You should also spend some time with me. we haven't seen each other in a long time!" I stared at him with sadness, he stared at me as well with eyes filled with guilt and regret.

"wolf I'm sorry I didn't mean to hurt you" I snorted.

"of course! You should be!"

"wolf….." he looked away. I saw this and tried to say something .

"Yuuri i-"

"NICE POSITION! So when are you gonna kiss and make out?" I looked at the direction of the voice. It was that human girl holding a weird thingy. It was shiny that's all I will say.

"Shouko what are you dong here?" said Yuuri with shock in his voice. I glared at her. she smiled.

"Well first of all I didn't follow bi-chan to check up on you second I didn't hear you shout at him third I didn't help the barely conscious dorcas and fourth I'm not taking a picture of you" she said sarcastically. I glared at her even more. She noticed it then sighed.

"honestly can't you take a joke Wolfram?" My eye twitched. Did she just call me by my first name?

"Shouko was that a video or just a pic?" what's a video and what's a pic? She looked at the other direction while scratching her head.

"both" Yuuri then pushed me gently then ran towards Shouko.

"GIVE ME THAT CAMERA!" the human saw this then ran away.

"NO WAY! THIS IS AWESOME! I'm gonna name you guys Yuuram!" Yuuram?

"Shouko!"

I just watched them as they ran. I lost sight of them not knowing anything from what I have seen. What's a video? A pic? A camera? Yuuram? What in shinou's name are they talking about?

Oh yeah, Yuuri is chasing the human. They're running together…

NO WAY AM I GONNA LOSE TO HER!

I started searching for them but suddenly..

BOOM!

I heard an explosion in Anissina's laboratory. Hoping to find Yuuri I went there.

When I arrived the first thing I saw was a burnt up Yuuri, a shocked Human and a laughing Anissina. I immediately went to Yuuri who was dizzy.

" wolf? Izz daz u?" he asked in a weird way.

"of course it's me! who else would it be?" I smiled at him warmly. He rubbed his head and laughed.

"hehehehe " I just face palmed.

"My Camera is still alive!" I looked at the crying human who was holding the 'camera'. She looked at Anissina who was still laughing.

"what was that for Anissina?" she asked.

"my my so it is true! My I-can-detect-a-very-powerful-human-kun is very effective!"

"wait the chocolate banana was a trap?" Shouko asked with confusion.

"of course! It will self-explode when a very powerful human touches it. when I heard that there was a human that can look into other people's memories I quickly saw this as a great opportunity!" said Anissina with glee.

"THAT'S NOT EVEN RELATED!" she groaned loudly.

"well since you can do that it means that you're very powerful!"

"why did Yuuri get hurt instead of her!" I pointed my finger towards the human angrily. She just shrugged her shoulders.

"when Shouko picked it up it activated. You see when it activates it creates a blinking sound. Heika heard this and attempted to throw it out of the window but then it exploded." Anissina explained.

"so basically it's your fault!" I glared at her. she just sighed.

"yeah yeah its my fault. At least it wasn't an explosion caused by me" I looked at her puzzled.

"what? You need a demonstration? I can make a deadly potion even when I cook" Anissina looked at her curiously.

"well we would love to see it!" said Anissina with glee. She smiled.

"but first…." A bright light suddenly appeared then vanished in a minute. She smirked.

"okay let's make the poison!" she said with glee.

~~~~ AFTER~~~

I placed Yuuri on the nearest chair.

He looked tired.

I patted his head then he let out a small groan.

"hey Wolfram is Shouko really gonna cook?" I just looked at him with shock.

"well yeah Anissina wanted her to make poison and –"

"WOLF WE HAVE TO STOP HERT OR ELSE THE END WILL COME!" I looked at him with worry.

"what are you talking about?"

BOOM!

Let's just say that the human was band from the kitchen, forever.