"Hey Lenzo!" The boy in the green dress sang happily as he entered Lenzo's Pictograph Workshop.
"Oh?" Lenzo approached the boy while nervously fiddling with his fingers. "You sound quite cheery today..."
"Oh that's because I am cheery, Lenzo." The boy grinned from ear to ear. "Want to know why?"
"Because you crave the taste of my big toe in you mouth, right?" The hideous bearded man asked anxiously.
"I do!" The boy's smile did not leave his face.
"Wait…you do?"
The boy slammed the glass bottle on Lenzo's desk.
"What's this?" The beady-eyed man asked the boy.
"It's the final task that you've asked me to perform." Link smile was still frozen to his face. "That will be one Deluxe PictoBox, please…"
"Alright…" The bearded man handed the boy the newer and larger version of the PictoBox. "Here is your reward for working for me…"
Link slowly retrieved the improved PictoBox in his trembling hands. " I…finally obtained you, my…precious…but…" His head violently jerked toward the bearded man's gaze. "I still want more!"
Lenzo realized that Link's attitude was not yet the same as it has been the previous visits.
The scared and trembling boy's attitude completely changed drastically overnight as his eyes reddened and his teeth gritted.
The boy suddenly began to maniacally laugh like a crazy person. "Do…you want to know what else would…make me even happier than obtaining the Deluxe PictoBox?"
"I haven't the slightest clue…" Lenzo began to get creeped out by the strange bipolar boy.
"Take a guess…" The boy replied psychotically as he took a step toward the giant man.
The disgusting bearded man's beady eyes went double their normal size as the boy began to slowly approach him in a very disturbing way.
"Get away from me!" The hairy man cried as the boy slowly and eerily began to approach him.
"You must…be rewarded…" The boy grinned as he wheezed out a creepy and maniacal laugh.
The boy suddenly jerked back violently as if he were struck by sudden electricity. "I will now reward you with a big dry suck to your…BIG FAT TOE!"
"NO!" The bearded man was now standing in the corner; his back against the wall of his shop. As the boy's small trembling hand began to make it's way to Lenzo's face; the smelly hairy bum let out a frantic cry. "Get away from me, boy!"
The old man threw his hands over his eyes and slowly began to sob. "Just go away…" Lenzo grasped a nearby lamp from his desk and rose it for his own defense. "Now! Before I smash your head with this lamp?"
"Alright…" The boy grinned as his whole body shook violently as if with epilepsy. "If that's what you want. But remember, Lenzo…" The boy winked at the terrified old man who was cowering in the far corner of his shop. "I'm watching you…always."
The twitching boy laughed like a psycho until he had finally exited Lenzo's Pictographic Workshop.
As the door shut behind him, Link coolly tossed his blonde hangs back as he grinned in accomplishment. "Whew…I'm so glad that worked!" With the Deluxe PictoBox in hand, the boy wearing a green dress celebrated by tossing his fists in the air and jumping up and down in accomplishment.
With your help, our hero finally managed to obtain a Deluxe Picto Box!
Thank you for joining me on this adventure and I hope to meet once again soon in the future.
Stay Classy! :]
