Please don't kill me for not updating in what feels like forever. I honestly have been suffering massive amounts of writer's block. And for once, starting something new hasn't worked….don't believe me, ask the Sythar half of the TWSythar tag team. Not that you CATS lovers know what I'm talking about…
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Yet again, Misto was checking his email, ever-ready to poof out just in case one of his humans popped in…for once, there were two questions.
I have a question for Auntie Misty, if I can submit one. *puppy dog eyes... wait, no, JEMIMA EYES! Way cuter.*
Why does everyone think that Cori and Tanto are creepy?
Raptoregg64
Dear ,
I was wondering why Tantomile and Coricopat act so mysterious and anti-social? Are they really Mystics? Or is it just an act?
-Ollie
Well…I can see now why IMSM, my manager, grouped these two together. Honestly…both about Cori and Tanti.
Dear Ladies:
Since your questions are nearly identical, I'm going to answer them in one email. Coricopat and Tantomile…so much to tell. First of all, the myth that they are my mentors are totally false. I'm actually older than them, and much more talented in my field of magic than they are in theirs. Now for the specific questions…everyone thinks their creepy because on top of the whole twin fur patterns, they actually think…and usually speak…as one unit. Also, there's the fact that there's really not a lot known about their field of magic…the magiks of the mind are rather mysterious to those who don't have said magiks. Anyway, they act so mysterious and anti-social because they just plain don't like other cats. Or any humans. They don't mind me, though. Or Jemima. Yes, they really are Mystics…in a sense. They are the only known cats to have Telepathy. Or Telekinesis. So there you have it…the entire story of what and why Cori and Tanti are what they are.
With a vague feeling of trepidation,
Mr. Mistoffelees.
It was a year ago to the day…I was napping in my den, and nothing was happening. Not quite as quiet as the day Fantasia kidnapped me, but quiet enough to allow for a quality nap. All of a sudden, I hear something…but not the normal way. Of course I'd heard of the presence of two young 'mystics,' but so has every hedge wizard and carnival magician…I counted myself above the rumors, and so had disbelieved them.
We've come far to reach the mind of the famous Mr. Mistoffelees…oh, and if you actually want to answer us, unlike every other magical cat we've managed to reach, all you have to do is think your answer.
Um…who are you cats?
Coricopat and Tantomile…we're kind of lost, and we were hoping you'd give us a place to stay? We mean…a magician of your renown must hold some prestige in the tribe. Could you at least put a good word in for us with the Tribe Leader.
Old D's not around right now, but I'll talk to Munkustrap for you…and I did. I'm a cat of my word. Unfortunately, certain things kept me from going straight to Munkus. How was it possible that the two young mystics…barely older than kits...had found him? They wouldn't do well on the street…not with Pollicles like Princess out and about. All of a sudden, I hear a Pollicle sized yelp, and I go to investigate. What I find next I will never forget…Princess himself was floating several feet above the ground, whimpering his surrender.