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Lupin, Remus

Hogwarts. Hogwarts. I'm at Hogwarts. Hogwarts!

"Yes, Mr Lupin, I had rather hoped that would be obvious by now. I've just had to deal with a particularly vivacious blond haired Slytherin, so I'd really like to hurry this along."

Oh, of course, sir.

"You're the second person to call me that today. Nevermind, let's have a look here... oh, a werewolf, I see? I think you're aware that we have to take this into account, Mr Lupin, as I'm sure you don't want anybody to discover your secret just yet."

No, not- not at all.

"I thought so. Now, let's see... I can't say that there's not a Slytherin bone in your body, but it's not prominent. And I have to say, those ambitious little snakes have a habit of finding out secrets."

Yes, I suppose they do.

"Now, Ravenclaw... I could imagine you in Ravenclaw, boy - studious, eccentric, witty. Oh, yes. But what's this? You're not one to fade into the background, Mr Lupin, however much you try. No, Ravenclaw's not for you."

Are you sure? I mean, positively sure?

"Had you expected a different answer, Mr Lupin? I daresay that the Ravenclaws are a tad too intelligent for their own good. And you've got it, again."

It, sir?

"That adventurous streak - the wild streak. You're the third one this Sorting."

What about Hufflepuff?

"Hufflepuff, Mr Lupin? Is that what you really think? Hardworking, yes, of course - you'd have to be, in your condition - and loyal, to a fault, but naturally patient, just? I think not, my boy. You've trained yourself to be, of course. You've taught yourself to be patient and polite and overall, not very threatening, but I don't think that's you, really. I think you need someone who revels in being trouble."

T-trouble?

"Oh, yes. In fact, I think you need a whole group of someone's. A whole group of brave, noble, arrogant boys who have a habit of getting into trouble. Yes, I think that'll suit you nicely, Mr Lupin. I know I'm going to sincerely regret putting all you adventurous ones in the same House, but I suppose it has to be done."

But I want to be a nice, mild-tempered Huffl-

"GRYFFINDOR!"