Plot: The Unholy Trinity of Fairy Tail moves onto Wisteria Lane and meets the ladies of Wisteria Lane before Phoenix does a carwash show in front of the neighbours, all within the same week.
In the middle of the night, in Fairview, on the street of Wisteria Lane, two moving vans stop in front of a house, number 4357 Wisteria Lane (AN: it's between the Scavo House and the Park), a house that Phoenix's adoptive family has owned for many, many years. In the Cul-de-sac, out of the two moving vans exit three teenage boys. Each of the three teenagers is different, one of the teenagers has dark brown hair and light blue eyes, and he has an athletic mesomorph body, one teenage boy has light brown hair with blue eyes, he has a lean, athletic body while the last teenage boy has red and black hair (one side is red while the other is black but it's under a glamour) with bright green eyes, he has a lean, muscular, feminine body.
Their names are Harry Hook (the first teenager), Jonathan Lane-Kent (the second teenager) and Phoenix Halliwell-Romanov-Dragneel-Potter (The third and Last Teenager).
Harry asks Phoenix "Are you sure this is a good place for us to stay?" in his Scottish accent.
"yes, this place will be perfect for us" replies Phoenix with a smirk.
"Are you sure?" asks Harry looking around. Harry then says "This place seems too suburban" a slight look of disgust on his face.
"which will be perfect, no one will suspect that we're here," says Jonathan, he then adds "except my parents and Phoenix's mom and aunts, of course"
"Alright, let's look around our new place," says Harry.
"that'll be fun," says Phoenix. The three teenage boys soon enter the house and start to explore it. The house is a huge two-story house, that has a huge master bedroom with a huge walk-in closet and a huge ensuite plus three bedrooms that have smaller ensuites, a huge luxurious kitchen connected to the dining room through a pair of swinging doors with a pair of sliding doors that connect the living room with the dining room. The house also is the biggest house on the lane, with a large driveway.
In fact, someone had tried to buy the house but the Goblins had made sure that it wasn't sold to anyone since the Potters had asked the Goblins to make sure that it doesn't get sold. They soon start unpacking everything and moving everything into the house, using their magic with the heavier furniture and other things. The three boys move their mattress and the bed base into the master bedroom before they put the bed together.
The next day, in the afternoon, Phoenix is in the living room on the floor behind some boxes when five women enter the house and into the living, one of the women says "Hello?"
Phoenix pops up from behind the boxes, Phoenix says "hi there" The five women stand there in shock, Phoenix leans down to grab his shirt before one of the women says "I'm Bree" She motions to herself as she holds a basket of muffins before saying "this is Lynette, Susan, Gabrielle and that's Katherine"
"Welcome to the neighbourhood," says the lady known as Susan. Phoenix puts on his shirt, comes out from behind the boxes and Phoenix says "I'm Phoenix"
His shirt opens prompting the lady known as Lynette to ask "Would it be better if we came back at another time?" he closes his shirt, and Phoenix replies "Oh, no, no, I was just changing out of my sweaty clothes, who knew moving was such great cardio" Jonathan and Harry Hook soon enter the room wearing nothing but their tank tops.
Harry is wearing his white ripped tank top and Jonathan is wearing a black tank top, Harry then says to Phoenix "Hey, babe, we haven't tried it in the kitchen yet" The lady known as Bree takes one look before she turns around from the two muscular teenagers, a hand over her mouth as the other ladies all have giant smiles on their faces.
Jonathan realises that the ladies are in the room and ducks out quickly before Phoenix says to Harry "Uh, hon, I think it's time to unpack the pants"
"right" replies Harry before he says "It's nice to meet you, ladies" Harry then walks away as Jonathan comes back wearing some pants, and says "I'm so sorry about that"
"Oh, it's OK, I remember when I first moved in and met these ladies," says Gabby motioning to Lynette, Bree and Susan before she says "It happened just like this did except it was me behind the boxes and my husband, Carlos in a shirt wearing no pants"
"awesome," says Phoenix, he chuckles before Susan says to the teenagers "Well, it's nice to meet you all, we'll leave you to your unpacking" with a smile on her face.
"oh, yes, I must get back to the kitchen," says Bree before he gives Jonathan the basket of muffins and says "I will need the basket back"
"of course," says Phoenix with a smile before the five ladies leave.
A few days later the three teenagers had their cars delivered, with personalised license plates, that afternoon, while all the little kids were away from Wisteria Lane, Phoenix decides to wash his car, he is wearing a white cotton crop top and white cotton short shorts, Phoenix has a crescent moon pendant necklace on.
He had parked his car on the street in from of Bree Hodge's house, so that the soapy water doesn't end up on the driveway, not knowing that he is going to be watched by two teenage twin boys and the teenage boy from the new family that is moving in. Phoenix grabs his portable radio that he had bought the day before, he puts on some music on shuffle.
He uses the hose to fill up a bucket full of water in which he had put some detergent, the bucket is full of soapy water with bubbles, Phoenix turns off the hose, grabs a sponge and starts to wash his beautiful red, black and silver car not noticing that he is being watched, soon Problem from Natalia Kills comes on.
Phoenix dances around to the music, Phoenix soon wrings out the sponge over his body, soaking his white cotton outfit, he doesn't know that Lynette's twin boys are watching him from one of the bedroom windows and that the teenager that is moving in with his parents is watching him. He takes off his wet crop top, throwing it onto the road, he then turns around and bends over to give the street a view of his ass in the wet white cotton short shorts. Not knowing that the new teenager had moaned a little at the sight.
He also doesn't notice that he is being watched by Gabrielle who is on her phone telling Bree what she is seeing while Susan is on the phone to Lynette telling her what Phoenix was doing.
Danny Bolen stands next to one of the windows in a house that his parents were thinking of buying, after hearing what the realtor guy is saying about the house. He sees a guy with Raven Black hair wearing a white cotton crop top with some white cotton short shorts. The guy has a portable radio, he suddenly hears some music, the guy uses a hose to fill up a bucket with water. The guy turns off the hose before he grabs a sponge and starts to wash his beautiful red, black and Silver car, the guy doesn't realize that he is being watched before he grabs a sponge and he starts washing his car not noticing that he is being watched, soon Problem from Natalia Kills comes on.
The realtor asks Danny's parents "So, do you have any questions?"
"no, I think you got it covered" replies Danny's dad looking out one of the windows, not seeing the guy washing his car.
"Really? Check me out" exclaims the realtor excited making Danny's dad look at him the real estate guy says to him "I'm new at this, I just got my broker's licence last week, so..."
"Congratulations," says Danny's dad before he says "It's a pretty nice house for your first listing"
"I got really lucky, but Mrs Bolen's been awfully quiet, though, what do you think?" the realtor turns to her.
"me? I'm thinking you're full of crap"
"I'm sorry?" asks the realtor confused.
"Well, the fact we can afford this place says to me something is wrong with it, so, start talking, mould? Termites? Leaky roof?"
"honesty, I have told you everything that I know" replies the realtor.
"Sure, you could play it like that, but if we do buy this place and it turns into a money pit, I'm gonna need to take my anger out on someone, like maybe the realtor, who made a big deal out of telling us he lives right across the street," says Danny's mom getting in the realtor's face.
"Okay, well, I don't know that this is actually considered a flaw, but a while ago, the lady who lived here with her family, she was apparently going through a kind of a tough time, and long story short, she committed suicide" he is silent for a moment before he says "shot herself in the head, in this room"
"that's it?" asks Danny's mom.
"Well, yeah, except that the woman's husband had killed a woman and cut off her fingers which he had in the back of his car, in the garage" (AN: Lee doesn't tell Angie that in the show but I thought that he should have so I wrote that he did) Danny's mom nods at Danny's dad who the realtor looks at and Danny's dad says "we'll take it"
"Really? That is so... that is.." the realtor is excited before he says "Okay, I'll just get the paperwork" The realtor leaves the house, and Danny's mom goes over to her husband who says "It's a nice place, I think we could be happy here" before he asks "right, Danny?"
"Why are you asking me?" asks Danny as he stares out the window before he says "I didn't want to move here"
"oh, honey, whose fault is that?" asks Danny's mom as she stands next to her husband. The realtor enters back into the house, he looks a little flushed, and his cheeks are red. He and Danny's dad head off to sign the papers in the kitchen.
Danny watches as the guy wrings out the sponge over his body, the guy then takes off his wet white cotton crop top, throwing it onto the road, he then turns around and bends over to give the street a view of his ass in the tight, short shorts. Danny gives off a little moan and suddenly has the need to adjust himself a bit. Danny's mother hears the moan, walks over and asks "What's going on?" as Danny's dad talks some more to the realtor who has the papers for them to sign in the kitchen. Danny's mom then looks out the window at the guy washing their cars and she says to Danny "You can introduce yourself after we've moved in"
"you sure?" asks Danny looking at his mom.
"yea, honey, but be careful" replies his mom before she says "You have good taste by the way, he's hot" Danny laughs at what his mom had said before his mom says "That's a nice ass"
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