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Thread: I have an idea
Tubalover (OP): I have an idea but I need to know how cool Phantom (MOD) the real Phantom is with fake dating before I say it.
Phantom (MOD): I'm okay with fake dating fakeout makeouts whatever but I have standards.
Tubalover (OP): I said I need the rela phantom.
Phantom (MOD): How do you know I'm not the real Phantom?
Tubalover (OP): He uses better punctuation.
The Smart Twin: Incredibly, I think she's right?
Thecooltwin: Lol and you call youreself the smart one y didn't you notice this
Phantom (MOD): Like my counterpart said, I'm fine with fake dating, but I do have standards.
Tubalover (OP): GREAT. So the idea is that in every shot of the Investigators we get someone to make out in the background so they can't air it.
Lovetheshow: don't most shows have kissing in them?
Tubalover (OP): Maybe. But do they have GAY kissing? Background of every shot we have a gay couple or lesbian couple. They're a national show right? Noway they can put it up. And if they film you you can just grab a buddy and kiss them.
Roswell's Child: I bet West of West would LOVE to get in on this
tubahater: despite my hate for tubas I love you, yet desptie my love for you, I have to ask: do you know what a 'live' means when applied to a TV show?
CasperQueen: Girl this has got to be the most convoluted plan I've ever seen to avoid asking out a crush.
12th Knight: To be frank, if I heard that an episode of an on-site reality television show was pulled because there were too many gay people kissing in the background, I would be more tempted to visit, not less.
Tubalover (OP): Everyone shut up.
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Thread: What ARE Phantom's standards?
Point25Back (OP): What are Phantom's standards for fake dating someone? Asking for a friend who's too shy.
Phantom (MOD): i like girls that can beat me aup and buffcomputer ners
Phantom (MOD): THAT WASN'T ME! THAT WASN'T ME! The Cooler Phantom IF WE WEREN'T ALREADY DEAD I WOULD KILL YOU.
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Thread: Weird at my gym
GET-GAINS (OP): Anyone know why we got so many teenagers trying to get gym memberships at the Body Shop all of a sudden?
My Hair: You don't want to know.
12th Knight: I certainly wish I didn't.
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Thread: Possible solutions for the Investigation
Photosynthesis (MOD) (OP): I and the other mods don't have great ideas for the other two at the moment, but as far as the 'investigators' go, I think we might be able to scam them by showing them obviously fake ghosts. Cheap Halloween decorations, hoaky effects, people giggling in the background, that kind of thing. Thing is, to cover all the places they might go, we're going to need a lot of people and a lot of materials. I'd like to hear other people's thoughts on this, and if they'd be willing to pitch in.
Point25Back: that's easy, just get [EDITED BY MOD] to do all of it. his haunted house room sucked so hard that [EDITED BY MOD]
[ Point25back has been banned for two (2) days.]
Pharaoh (MOD): Photosynthesis (MOD) I'm begging you to just let me permaban him.
Photosynthesis (MOD): I'm loath to ban someone with that much roid rage and that much access to your meat body. But to stay on topic, we can't just force one person to do this. It's too much work.
12th Knight: When you say 'roid rage,' that's rhetorical, right?
12th Knight: Photosynthesis (MOD) Right?
Roswell's Child: idk groups like this usually come prepped to fake their own ghosts. Its like the moon landing
Photosynthesis (MOD): Here we go. I guess it was too much to hope for an actually productive thread.
Phantom (MOD): The moon landing was not faked!
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Thread: But what if Roswell's Child has a point?
Bog Mummy (OP): I'm not talking about the moon thing, but about that old post where she was trying to make out that a certain someone who won't be named because I don't want to be banned was a cryptid. What if we put that certain someone in a bad Phantom cosplay and chuck him in front of Cryptid Crawl/Crawly/whatever his/her/their/whatever name is. Make CC think that it was always part of the ghost scam.
passthemike: Crawly is they/them.
Phantom (MOD): Actually, I like this idea.
Phantom (MOD): I think there might be some tech we can get from Fentonworks to make it more realistic too.
Passthemike: So who's going to do it?
Roswell's Child: I nominate West of West
Roswell's Child: No wait wait amigos Phantom (MOD) sohuld do it can you imagine
Pharaoh (MOD): Phantom (MOD) You should do it. Alive you, I mean.
ashtree: OMG that would be epic and so ironic
Bog Mummy (OP): Roswell you might be a genius just for this.
CasperQueen: Please. As if he could capture even a fraction of Phantom's natural charisma.
ashtree: That's the point lol
Bog Mummy (OP): Think about it. What would be lamer that some random loser kid running a hoax for some random loser town for tourism points.
Phantom (MOD): Gee thanks. (I think.)
Roswell's Child: And think about whow west is gonna react. Thisll be epic amigos.
Photosynthesis (MOD): Don't let it go to your head.
Phantom (MOD): But didn't you want me for that other thing? The one we were talking about in the chat?
Pharaoh (MOD): No way. This is much funnier.
West of West: ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME
Pharaoh (MOD): See what I mean?
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Mod Chat
Phantom (MOD): Okay. So. How are we going to divide this up?
Phantom (MOD): I'm thinking we take the GGBE and try and get everyone else to distract the other guys, since the GGBE are the most actively dangerous ones.
Phrontist (MOD): I don't know how I feel about you directly interacting with people who want to kill you.
Phantom (MOD): Technically they don't want to kill me.
Phrontist (MOD): We don't have to do all that much with them, anyway, do we? They already know that there are ghosts. Can't we just… I don't know, hack into their cameras or something?
Pharaoh (MOD): Yeah, I've been working on it in between banning you know who.
Phrontist (MOD): Sorry…
Phantom (MOD): I'm less worried about whatever videos they have and more worried about them steamrolling other people. Or running in front of the investigation or cryptid guys while they're filming.
Photosynthesis (MOD): Ugh yeah. I've been lurking the hunter forums, and one guy there said he'd gottne mauled by the tiger at some point.
Phantom (MOD): Oh yeah, I think that happened to Lance Thunder, too.
Photosynthesis (MOD): It's incredibly unethical for them to even have a tiger. Who's letting them keep it after it's mauled two people?
Photosynthesis (MOD): Do you think we could call animal control on them?
Photosynthesis (MOD): I'm going to go hop over to the city services forums.
Pharaoh (MOD): Good luck.
Pharaoh (MOD): But, yeah, I think that you being a distraction for the GGBE is a good call. How are going to handle it?
Phantom (MOD): I was thinking I could lead them out to that old industrial park and then play hide and seek. Or maybe let them stay in the city, but whenever they got too close to something or too destructive, I'd show up and lead them away? And you guys can spot me and run interference.
Phrontist (MOD): I guess that if you have to, that would be the way to do it.
Phantom (MOD): Thanks for the ringing endorsement, sis.
Phantom (MOD): Okay NOW what are we doing.
Phantom (MOD): I mean, if I'm running around disguised as myself, I can't very well be distracting the blasters.
Photosynthesis (MOD): Don't worry about it. We'll figure something out.
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Thread: Videos and music?
Roswell's Child (OP): I have some epic videos of my cousing reacting and also UFOs but I can't upload them. Is that feature coming anytime soon? I'd love to do it. cYou mods do it sometimes and I want to shareeeeeeeee!
Photosynthesis (MOD): Mod Pharaoh would usually answer these, but he's busy right now, so you're stuck with tech unsavvy me. It's my understanding that video hosting takes a lot of space. Space takes money. We… don't have a lot of that, so we restrict video capability to Advice Blog posts hosted on our home servers. If your video isn't of a sensitive subject, you can upload it to another video hosting site and then link it. However, be aware that the GIW does monitor internet traffic from Amity Park and has been known to take down ghost-related videos and other information, and even seize the physical equipment such videos are stored on. Also, mods may remove links to videos that are bigoted or explicit.
merknlurk: i hate living in this ******* dystopian country
merknlurk: can't even swear without getting censored
Photosynthesis (MOD): merknlurk Suck it up and make your own secret website that the government won't shut down, then.
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Thread: An idea ? CAKE
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FootballPoet: Wait, dude, how did you get emojis?
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tubahater: Is this some kind of joke?
Tubalover: What the heck did I just read?
Valorous1: Is that a ghost? Is that a ghost? Since when are ghosts on here? MOD are you going to do anything about this?
The Cooler Phantom: ghost s have leays been here val u no that
Valorous1: I didn't mean you, you're different.
12th Knight: Regardless of whether or not there are ghosts on here in general, isn't Technus the one who wrecked the computer lab at the high school last month?
Phantom (MOD): As long as they aren't hurting anyone, I don't really care.
Pharaoh (MOD): Valorous1 I can only handle one crisis at a time and I've got at least four. Deal.
Cynosure: Pharaoh (MOD) So, that's the paranormal people, the guy who keeps unbanning himself, these guys, and what else?
Phantom (MOD): What three isn't enough for you? Let the guy have his rhetorical device.
Pharaoh (MOD): I've got a paper due at school.
My Hair!: You're in school? Please tell me you're talking about the community college.
Phantom (MOD): Oh ancients I forgot I'm going to die.
My Hair!: You're in school?
My Hair!: Phantom?
nobineryginger: hey if we can get back on track i'm really into this cake idea like yum
Locker724: Yeah! This plan sounds like the bee's knees!