Ok I know I haven't updated in a while but I had to get back into a night time sleep cycle. It's very hard might I say when you're an insomniac who works during the day.

"Talking"

'Whispering'

(Thinking)

Well without any more delay here it is by Viewer Request Bed Time Battle!

Side Story: Bed Time Battle

"Hinata its bath time so come her!" Our onyx eye caretaker ran down the hallway of his apartment chasing after our tiny lavender eyed heir.

"No, I don't want a bath!" Hinata ran around a corner.

Sasuke turned the same corner entering his bed room and saw…nothing but the contents of his room. Which consisted of a dark blue walls, cherry wood floors, a black frame round bed with a window over it and a gray side table to the left of the bed. A black dresser by the bathroom door, a dark blue desk in the far corner. And three doors, one leading to the bathroom, another into a will stocked closet, and the last door leading into the hallway.

"What the hell? Where did she go?" He looked around slowly as he walked in. (I just saw her run in here.) He started to look for her starting in his closet.

Hinata was hidden under his bed hands over her mouth to stay quite as he looked around the room. She watched his feet carefully seeing where he was headed to next when he went into his bathroom she quickly ran out of the room.

When Sasuke was coming out of the bathroom he spotted her. "I got you now little hime." He ran out of his room to once again lose sight of her. "Man, I would give anything to have the Byakugan right now." The last Uchiha headed for the kitchen on the hunt for the little Hyuuga.

Meanwhile Hinata ran to the second bathroom to hide. The walls were a cream colored with a white sink, toilet, bathtub, and floor titles while the fascists were stainless steel. She climbed into the bathtub and smiled happily. 'He'll never find me here.' She quietly giggled to herself at her own genius.

After an hour of looking for her Sasuke still couldn't find her.

He had looked everywhere for her. He looked in his room, the kitchen, living room, every closet and cabinet, under the beds, the couch, and the tables. The doorway, her room, and his bathroom he had looked everywhere!

Just when he was about to give up he a thought zipped through his head. He faced palmed himself and set off to his destination…the guest bathroom. And sure enough sitting in the bathtub was the raven haired girl.

Sasuke smiled to himself. He closed the door behind him and locked the door. "Found you."

The white eyed toddler jumped out of the bathtub and ran for the door, after a few seconds of trying to reach it she gave up. She looked behind her and dodged Sasuke's hands that reached out to pick her up this little game of Catch me if you can went on for 10 minutes before Sasuke finally grabbed her.

Hinata's eyes grew wide as Sasuke picked her up. "NO! I DON'T WANNA A BATH!" She struggled and wiggled with all her might. He held on to her and turned on the bath water in to the tub.

"Hold still you little monster!" The black eyed teen yelled as you undressed the toddler. After a few kicks, punches, and scratches to the face he finally got her undressed. He tried to put her in the bath tub but she clung to his shirt as if her life depended on it.

"NO BATH!"

"Yes, bath. You need it so come on let go." He gritted his teeth as he pulled, but Hinata was not letting go of the shirt if it prevented her from getting a bath. "What's the matter with you? Your elemental jutsu affinity is water, why are you afraid of it?" A few seconds later he got her off and put her into the water.

"Now let's get you cleaned up." Sasuke washed her little body as she freaked out and tried to escape four different times only to be put back and rinsed off. He then watched her hair when she kept thrashing around some of the shampoo got in her eyes and that little sting to the eyes resulted in her crying and splashing him with soapy water as payback.

When that task was done Sasuke walked out of the bathroom holding a scowling Hinata wrapped in a towel and him soaking wet. (Ok, I will be reporting that to the old hag and Neji and I really need to talk.) He growled in his head as he walked to his bedroom to change out of his wet clothes.

As he changed he looked over to Hinata still sitting on his bed wrapped in the towel. Part of the towel was on her head while the rest was still wrapped around her tightly. If you were to look close enough you could see she had a scowl on her face had gotten deeper and was glaring at him.

He just smirked as he finished getting dressed. "Hinata if you keep making that face it's going to get stuck that way." The little girl stuck out her tong (?) at the teen with a pout on her face.

When Sasuke went to picked her up he got a toddler hand to the face. "Ouch!" He stepped back slightly holding his face.

"No bed time!" Little Hinata yelled from where she sat.

Sasuke rubbed his face. "That's it no more mister nice guy!" He stalked over to the bed and picked up the white eye child avoiding another slap to the face tucking her under his arm as he walked to her bedroom. Hinata thrashed and wiggled trying to get free the whole way.

Once they were in her room he put her on the floor while he sat on the bed. "Ok, go and pick something to ware and bring it back here." She stuck her tong out at him again before running over to the dresser and going through the bottom dour (?) to find something she wanted to ware.

(She's going to be the death of me, I just know it.) He watched her from a moment. (She's way different then I remember her being from when we were kids.) He closed his eyes and sighed as he ran his hands through his hair.

"Daddy, I'm done!"

Sasuke opened his eyes to see Hinata standing in front of him holding out the clothes she picked out. "Ok let's get you dressed."

Now this had to be the shortest time to get her ready since they started. And in about ten minutes she was all dressed and ready for bed.

She was wearing a pair of pajamas from the boys' section. On the front of the shirt a ninja was leaping through the air in the moon light, on the back was the kanji's for 'beware' and 'dangerous' on it, while the pants had kunai, shuriken, and paper bombs littered randomly around as if there had been an epic fight and it had just ended. [A/N: You can pick the colors for the shirt and pants.]

The pajamas she wore are one of many set's she had picked out when they went shopping earlier that day, and one of the reasons it took so long to shop. Sasuke had told her to get whatever she wanted so they could go home. Hinata then took that opportunity to dash to the boys' section of the store and picked them out. After seeing the pajamas and other clothes she had pick out, Sakura had tried to get her to pick a pink nightgown, a few dresses and skirts. But the stubborn toddler had refused to even look at them saying that pink, skirts, and dresses was to girly and wasn't cool enough.

"Ok Hinata it's time to go to sleep."

Hinata rubbed her eye with her tiny fist with a small yawn. "But I'm not sleepy yet daddy."

He smiled and picked up the clearly sleepy toddler and put her into her new bed. "Whatever, you say shorty." The last Uchiha made his way to the door but was stopped by a little hand grabbing the corner of his shirt. "Daddy will you tell me a story, pease." She pleaded softly.

Sasuke mentally groaned all he wanted to do was go to sleep. When he looked back at her to say no he came face to face with a puppy dog pout. He groaned again and after a few more moments he light out a sigh. "Fine but I'm only going to tell you one story and then its bed time, understand me?" He looked at her as she nodded her head. The 17 year-old sat down next to the bed and started.

"Ok, Once in a land far, far away…"

Four bed time stories later she was finally in bed and sleeping soundly. Sasuke slowly and quietly stood up and made his way to the door. When he looked back at Hinata to see if she was still asleep he fell over one of her toy trucks and fell to the floor with a rather loud 'THUD!'

The second after hitting the floor Sasuke looked back at the sleeping child. The little Hyuuga stirred slightly, she rolled over and face the wall. He let out a sigh of relief that she was still asleep. After getting up he left the room this time making sure not to fall over any more toys.

That is Bed Time Battle! Hope you like it and I hope you looked forward to the next chapter.

Ja Ne!

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