Yo! This is a side story and I'm sure you're all going to like it! (^0^)

But it may be a little awkward! Hehehe. ^u^'

I DON'T OWN NARUTO!

Enjoy!


Side story: Sex Ed for Two

It had been 3 months since the fight at the Hyuuga house, 3 months since the accident that changed Hiro and Saki. All was going well, after 3 months they finally got the hang of how to be the opposite gender.

Hiro had gained a few new qualities over time. Self-esteem was one of them. He no longer second guessed himself whenever he did something and his stutter had completely disappeared. Back talking was another one along with a slight temper. But it wasn't too bad, the only time he got mad was when someone called him weak or underestimated him.

Saki had gained a few new qualities as well. Being shy was one of them. After the fight she became a little shy whenever she was around Hiro and the other guys which triggered a slight blush. She also started showing more emotions like smiling and laughing, but with that came little sensitivity. She hated when people thought just because she was a girl now they could treat her like a glass vase. She also found out to her horror that someone said something bad about her she would fell like crying.

But other than that nothing seemed out of place with their lives…well…except the Sasuke fan girls turned Hiro fan girls.


-Hiro's Day-

Hiro was walking thru the street of Konoha looking for some of his friends so they could help him with a little problem or should he say…big problem. For the last few mornings he would wake you to his sheets wet and his underwear feeling a little sticky. (Man if I tell them I've been wetting the bed their going to make fun of me.) Hiro glared at the ground just thinking about what they would say.

When he was in his thoughts he failed to see one of his many fan girls. When she saw him she ran over to him and hugged him from behind brought him out of his thoughts.

"Hey, Hiro-kun how are you doing today?"

"Ah…h-hey Aoi." Aoi was one of many present fan girls. She was the same age as the Rookie 9, had shy blue long straight hair that reached the top of her shoulder blades, smoky gray eyes and the same height as Sakura. Her outfit consisted of a tight long sleeve shirt; a skirt that reached her passed her thigh, and a pair of red nin-shoes.

Hiro hated the fan girls they always clung to him and whenever they did he felt funny. His stomach would always do flips whenever they would latch on to him and his body would get hot. When she pressed her chest into his back like it was doing right now.

"Well I'm doing alright." He answered as he looked away from her. (Man, how could Saki tolerate this when she was a boy? Oh that's right she ran away from them every chance she got.)

"Are you sure you're ok?" She leaned in closer to get a better look of his face. When she did Hiro shrugged her off. "Ihavetogobye!" And he was gone leaving a very confused fan girl.

Hiro darted through the street his shirt pulled down over his pants. (What the hell is going on!) He quickly turned a corner only to bump into someone sending both of them to the ground.

"Hey watch where you're going!" Shikamaru's annoyed glare soon turned pale at Hiro's little problem.

"So-sorry I was in a hurry." Hiro looked up to see Shikamaru with a weird look on his face when he looked down and blushed while pulling down his shirt and looked away. After a few moments he looked to see that Shikamaru got up muttered "Troublesome." and held out his hand with an awkward smile. Hiro smiled just as awkwardly as he too got up.

"Well…just fallow me I know where the rest of the guys are and I'm sure we can um…help with your big- I mean little- No I mean...just fallow me."

Hiro nodded his head and fallowed him. The soon came to the training where all the guys were present. Shino, Naruto, Kiba with Akamaru, Choji, and for some odd reason Sai.

They walked up to them with a little resistance from Hiro but they made their way over with Hiro was still holding down his shirt.

"Hey guys what's up?" Naruto called as he ran up to them with the others closely behind. [Ha ha, sorry no pun intended. Ha ha.]

"Well I kind of ran into Hiro and well…let's just say that we have to explain a few things." Shikamaru rubbed the bridge of his nose.

"Dude what the hell are you talking about?" Kiba and the rest stood next to Naruto.

"Girlyboy's got a boner." Sai stated with a smile.

The training ground soon turned dead silent with Hiro as red as a ripped tomato mumbling something about "Killing Sai the next chance he got."

Shino broke the awkwardness. "Well let's get this over with."

Hiro had one very very long and awkward conversation with the boys' (with Sai's unnecessary comments.) He was now filled in about what was going on with him still red in the face as he asked his many questions.

"So… this will happen all the time?"

Shino: "Yes."

Shikamaru: "But mostly when you feel um…aroused."

"And it happens to all of you?"

Kiba: Yep.

Naruto: And it's a really pain in more way's then one.

"And…I'm not wetting the bed?"

Sai: Only a sexy wet dream.

"Do you have any more questions' you want to ask?" Shino asked a little concerned.

"Yeah, I just…I'm going home." Hiro stood up and walked home face still cherry red with the information sink in. Feeling really exhausted all of a sudden.


-Saki's Day-

Saki was sitting in the training grounds after sparing with a practice dummy she was more tired the usual. For some reason since she woke up that morning she was feeling sluggish and tired. (I must not have gotten enough sleep.) She stood up and made her way to the flower shop where Ino, Sakura and she were going to hang out and talk.

On the way there she felt a sharp pain go thru her abdomen. She winched at the pain but ignored it playing it off as hunger pains and that she would eat later. But by the time she got to the flower shop she felt something wasn't right when the pain only got stronger.

Ino and Sakura were talking when Saki walked in holding her abdomen. "Saki is everything alright?" Ino called out as she hopped the counter and ran over to her new friend.

"No…my stomach…is killing me…" She gritted out.

"Did you eat something bad?" Sakura asked from next to Ino.

Saki shook her head. "No." She walked past them, but when she did Ino and Sakura gasped.

"What is it?" She asked over her shoulder eyeing the two.

"Ino?"

"Yeah I'm closing it now."

When didn't answer her question. But got to work like little bee's. Ino put up the 'closed' sign while Sakura took her upstairs with Ino closely behind. "What's going on?" Saki was slightly alarmed.

"We'll tell you in a sec just hold on." Sakura smiled gently to her.

"I'll take her to the bathroom while you think of something." Ino grabbed her hand after Sakura nodded.

After Saki's little freak about the blood on her pants, a change of clothes, an awkward shopping trip and yet anothervery veryvery long and awkward explanation. Saki was now well informed about what was going on.

"So this…is going to happening every month?" Her face was a ghostly pale.

Ino: "Well yes…that is unless sick, stressed, or um…pregnant." Ino answered.

"And it's going to hurt every time it happens?"

Sakura: "Yes, but it's different from person to person."

"And it will last for a week?"

Sakura & Ino: "Again yes, but it varies from person to person." They said at the same time.

"Well do you have any more questions you'd like to ask?" Ino asked gently.

Saki thought about it and then shook her head 'no' as she stood up. "I…I'm going home to get…some sleep." And with that she left the Yamanaka flower shop felling very tired all of a sudden.


A/N:

Wow… that has got to be one of the most awkward chapters I have written. Hehehe.

But it was fun all the same! XD

So yeah, that was the side story. At first I wanted to put it into the story but then I kind of turned into its own chapter. So I hope you enjoy it a much I enjoyed writing.

So let's get to some real issues! Ok I'm finally going from SC to AK. So No Internet. Unless we stop at a Hotel. Now until then I'm going to be writing in a notebook.

Why a notebook you ask? Because my dear reader's my Microsoft Office Word 2007 had only 60 days and well they are up. So yeah notbook. Well that's all.

Until next chapter! R&R

- Invader Corp. Prez. Aki666