Chapter 2
Well summer break which means release the imagination. Well time for more trolling oh yeah the Gamzee with the messed up computer and bugging Sollux idea was from .com just to let you know.
Disclaimer: I do not own Detentionaire and Homestuck, why Gamzee why.
First half of school flew by and soon it was lunch.
"Hey Lee!" exclaimed an enthusiastic voice. Lee, Holger and Cam turned around and saw Alice.
"Hi Alice, I didn't expect you to be here and no offense but why are you on the news desk?" asked Lee.
"Well you see it was me because one Rose would be all psychological and therapist like, two Dave would do his cool kid act, three John was way toooooo hyper, and four Jade would probably bark." Answered Alice.
"Whoa did you say Jade would bark." Asked Lee.
"…Maybe." She answered.
"Hey Alice!" Came another very enthusiastic voice.
"Oh hey, John." Said Alice immediately perking up, "How was your first half day of school?"
"It was great. Hey aren't you two in my first period class?" Asked John.
"Yeah I am Holger and this is Lee and Cam." Said Holger.
"Hey John where are Jade, Rose, and Dave?" Questioned Alice.
"Dunno we split up after first period class." Explained John.
"Hey guys." Came a voice that was slightly calmer than John's.
"Hey Jade." Said Alice and John simultaneously.
"Have you seen Dave and Rose, Jade?" Asked Alice.
"Yup they're buying their lunch right now." Answered Jade.
"Sweet so where are you eating Lee?" Alice asked her cousin.
"Nowhere I have to be in detention." Answered Lee.
"Aw that sucks." Answered Alice.
"Hey why are you in detention." Questioned John.
"Oh that's because my amigo pulled the biggest prank of the year on got detention for the whole year including lunch." Cam answered for Lee.
"Aw sweet what was the prank." Asked John, his eyes practically sparkling with excitement.
"Um well I don't really know because I wasn't the one who pulled the prank." Admitted Lee.
"Hahahaha I knew it you couldn't have pulled the prank." Said Alice with a smirk.
"What do you mean by that?" asked Lee slightly insulted.
"What I mean by that is that don't have the guts to do it because of your mom." Said Alice with a roll of her eyes.
"Well I could pull it off if I wanted to." Protested Lee.
"Well of course you would after all you were a mathlete plus you got an A in math right." Said Alice.
"Well yeah." Admitted Lee.
"Yo guys." Came another voice.
"Hello everyone." Said another.
"Oh hey Dave. Hey Rose" Said Alice, John and Jade.
"So this is your cousin?" Asked Dave with a nod to Lee.
"Yep." Answered Alice.
"Ah come on let's go and eat lunch now." Said Rose.
" 'Kay." Said Alice cheerily.
Yeah sorry for ending it there (is anybody even reading this) but I just watched some sadstuck and now I am really sad so yeah.