Marriage

"How are you expected to get married?"

Her question almost threw me off guard. She had been asking me questions for hours, waiting until I didn't have a response for her.

"Well, I can't."

"Why not?"

"First, I'd break the hearts of too many maidens. Second, it would mean settling down."

"That's a bad thing?"

"I love my job."

She rolled her eyes.

"But I also don't want to marry just any girl," I continued. "I will only marry the girl who is able to steal my heart."

"But what if you didn't steal hers?"

My only response was silence.