English: "Hi I Love You"
German: "Hi I Tolerate you"
Greek: "~Hi I hate you~"

That was just so you can tell whose speaking what.

Sense

A) This is in english,

B) Kurt is from Germany; it's only natural he'll say some things in his first language

And C) This is a GREEK Camp. Clearly, with every one's heads hardwired to the language, they're going to SPEAK it.

Kurt fidgeted in his seat, looking through the greenery as they passed it all bye.

They were twenty minutes from finally arriving at Camp Half-Blood and he was a nervous wreck. The kids in the bus he could deal with; they weren't trained, and he had Heracles to protect him.

But CHB? It was filled to the brim with fighting dreamers ready to kill monsters with the flick of a wrist and he knew something really, really bad was about to happen.


He'd been right.

The secant he got off the bus at least thirty kids were ready to kill them, and if the Centaur, Chiron hadn't come in to protect him he'd be filled with arrows and large, pointy objects.

Walking through Camp was like torture. Chiron had to stand right beside him the entire way, and he'd lost count of how many Archers had tried to shoot at him.

Of course, when it finally came time to go to dinner, Kurt was famished from humilistion and emberrisment alone.

Worst thing he'd ever had to do was paraid around this place like some sort of freak.

Halfway into the dinner orientation thing, Kurt discovered both May and Muffy were daughters of Aphrodite, which he didn't find all that shocking.

The twins, Apollonia, Ambrose, Mark, and Barny were all children of Apollo.

Kane, Yao and that Brunnete boy from earlier were all children of Athena, apperently, as they sat at the table with the others.

Kerstin, Shane, a girl named Shelby, a boy named Jade (Who was, suprisingly enough, half asleep), a girl named Brianna, and a set of triplettes named Jack, James and Jake along with eight other kids sat next to Kurt as they had yet to be claimed.

A boy from the Hephestus Cabin suddenly walked up to them and smiled, starting a conversation with Kerstin. Half-way into it, a bold symbol suddenly shimmered over the young girl's head, along with Jack, James and Jake, and another girl marched up to her.

"I'm Clarisse." She stated strictly, voice flat. Three boys stood behind her. She leaned down. "Welcome to the Ares Cabin."

Kerstin held the look of a dear caught in the head lights of a bull dozer, and the other girl, Clarisse, seemed to notice as she tried to make herself seem less threaghtening.

"It's alright," She said, offering a hand "No one will hurt you."

The triplettes, who she regarded next, didn't get as soft a treatment but it was still a caring one.

Clarisse paused to look at him, and then walked back to her table, siblings following in foot.

Jade was picked out next, and apperently he was a son of the god of sleep, because everyone at his table had a pillow woth their food.

Shane was third, along with two others by the Godess Hestia, who was thusly welcomed with open arms to there eager bunk mates.

Shockingly enough, the rest of the kids went to the Hermes Caben, which seemed to be pretty common (Aperrently, the guy got around) so said on of the kids of Athena, who wasn't afraid to walk up and talk to him.

Kurt liked the children of Athena, they were nice and knew not to judge people by appearence. He also liked the children of Demeter, who all seemed much too giddy in his honest opinion. Some of the Aphrodite kids were nice, but May and some girl named Drew drove him away from it.

Of course, Kurt's all time favourite kids were the Hermes Cabin. Their heads, the Stoll Brothers, were the best though.

("Why should we care what you look like?"
"He's a kid, just like you and me.)

Travis burst out laughing at something Connor said, Chris snorting at the two's behavior. Some of the kids out-right laughed, which seemed to be pretty common at that table.

"A Amphisbaena is attacking! A Amphisbaena is attacking!"

And just like that, the happiness shattered.

Kids got ready to slay the monster, wall others took the new kids to hide.

Kurt didn't follow them though. He didn't know how, but he knew where it was. He grabbed a dagger, a shield and a sword off from the Hephestus Cabin (Thank the Gods he remembered where it was) and headed off.

Following his instincts seemed to be the way to go, and he was right to do it.

Before he knew what was happening, he was standing in the middle of the forest with three giant snakes.

But it wasn't just three. It was six.

Amphisbaena. The snake with a head on either end of it's body.

The cretures, however, were in pain. Kurt could tell, and after looking closer he saw why.

The beasts were knotted together.

It was as if some one had strangled them, knocked them out, tied them together like a big bow, and they tried to get undone, which made them even more knotted together.

One of the snake heads lunged at him, forcing Kurt to dodge to the left, where another snapped at him so he jumped back.

It was like the snakes had him cornered. If he jumped on way they jumped another, if he 'Ported to one area their mouths would be wide open in waiting.

"Okay!" Kurt snarled, "This ends NOW!"


Clarisse, Chris and Travis stood behind the trees as they watched the newcomer battle the three tangled Amphisbaena.

"Hey Travis," Connor said, trotting up to them "We couldn't find the-! Holy Zeus!" Connor yanked out his sword, ready to go in and help when Clarisse shot her hand out in front of him.

"What are you doing? We have to help him!" Connor yeld, eyes wide at the girl.

"No. As a Daughter Of Ares, I know it would only shame him to come in and 'rescue' him. This is his fight. We must honor that." Connor looked at her in shock, and then turned to Travis. Travis just nodded gravely. Slowly; he sheethed his sword.

Kurt blocked an attack by the snake-like cretures with his shield, before dodging another. Jumping with the skills he'd only seen acrobats digest, Kurt flung himself around one of their necks before twisting out of the way.

"He's good," Chris admitted, crossing his arms.

Kurt dodged another head.

"But will it be enough?"

Finally, Kurt was hit by one of the heads, and in a language he didn't understand, the blue furred mutant screamed;

"Stimmt! Damit endet JETZT!" Between a roar and a scream, Kurt Grabbed a dagger Connor hadn't seen and slashed two of the heads' eyes out.

Then, grasping another by it's neck, he cut it off with a long sword and bashed another head in. Connor was vaguely aware his mouth had dropped open, because Travis snapped it shut.

Grabbing the two blind heads, Kurt cut them off in one swift motion, taking off a third with them, but Connor wasn't sure if it was blind luck or actual battle strategy.

One head was left, and Connor could tell it wasn't to happy. But then again, being tied to a bunch of corpses usually has that effect.

Snarling, it sweeped down and it's teeth clawed into Kurt's sheild. Crumpling under the weight, Kurt dissapeared and reapeared behind it, shoving his sword between the creture's jaws, choking it to death.

However, it came with a price. Before the creature evaperated, it dug it's teeth into Kurt's abdomen and dissapeared.


Kurt blinked blurrily from bloodloss. Vaguely, he saw the girl that had approached Kerstin grab his shoulder, and one of the Stoll brothers, Travis he believed, grab his arm.

The girl looked at him.

"You did well; soldier. But you were injured gravely. Come. We'll take you to the infirmery."

However, Kurt heard a soft gasp and the grips on him either stiffen or go slack.

"W-what...?" He said, blood dripping down his lips.

"Congradulations. You've been claimed." A boy he'd seen from the Hermes Cabin said, a dark look in his eyes.

The girl looked at him determindly, deciding to finally introduce herself.

"What is your name?" She asked, her tone leaving no room for quistions.

"K-Kurt Wagner," He rasped.

"I am Clarisse La Rue, Daughter of Ares. I welcome you, Kurt Wagner, Son of Hades, to Camp Half Blood. You have my respect."

That was the last thing he heard before falling asleep, fur matted and the smell of snake's blood wafting through the night air.


It was Morning.

Kurt groaned and rolled over, before hissing at the feeling in his abdomen.

Suddenly aware of what he'd been doing Kurt shot up, only to slam back down.

"I wouldn't do that," Said someone, entering the room with a tray of food.

Kurt looked up at the person, now obviously a woman.

She had long blonde hair tied up into a ponytail, a customary orange CHB shirt, and faded jeans. Her eyes were a grey color that reminded him of metal

"I'm Annabeth." She said sitting down next to him. "Daughter of Athena. Welcome to Camo Half Blood."