Hey guys! One person inspired and reminded me to write the chapter as soon as possible again xDà

I wasnt giving up the serie I just wasnt making it my priority...so anyways, without further ado enjoy the chapter.

America had joined Russia once again in his living room, however, this time he was fully clothed. He sat next to Russia, but in a different chair and starred at him intensely. Russia peaked back a few times slightly uncomfortable with America's intensity.

"What is—"

"Russia!" America interrupted leaning back in his chair. "We need to change things! Actually you need to change things!"

Russia starred at America with a bored expression. "What do I need to change?"

"Your hormone control." The American stated bluntly. "You need to stop jumping me every waking second you get, I know I'm sexy but please."

Russia growled and stood up abruptly. "It's not me it's you!" He hissed. "You keep kissing and licking my heart! It makes me do things I don't want to do but can't help!"

America remained quiet.

"You need to stop blaming others for things that are clearly your fault." America stated.

Russia growled again seeing no point in winning this stupid argument and sat back down.

"What's also going to need some changing is us." America announced.

"You're letting me go home?"

"You're insane."

Russia glared.

"No, you're going to be my boyfriend from now on." America declared, "Until I say you don't need to anymore."

Russia raised an eyebrow. "Why?"

"B-because I don't want the relationship between my first and me to be just some kind of fling!" America defended blushing.

"So I am your first?" Russia asked grinning mockingly.

America's face was flushed completely. "W-would you not!" He snapped.

"But it's true isn't it?"

"S-so what if it is?"

"It's hilarious." Russia laughed darkly. "No one's ever lost their virginity to me before."

"It wasn't lost! You stole it!" America defended again.

"Sure it was."

"But it was!"

"Mhm."

"It's true!"

"Of course it is America."

"You're being mean!" America whined and covered his face with his hands.

Russia just laughed and sat comfortably on the sofa feeling satisfied. He decided to torture America a little more on the subject.

"You know countries can get pregnant right?" Russia asked.

"Duh! But I'm not a girl so—"

"You don't need to be a girl to get pregnant when you're a country." Russia lied.

"Yes you do—"

"No," Russia continued, "Finland gave birth to Sealand."

"W-what? That's impossible! England told me he sold Sealand to Sweden via Ebay!" America retorted.

"Nyet, he's Sweden and Finland's legitimate child." Russia insisted.

"W-well I'm sure it's pretty rare for male countries to give birth…" America attempted to reassure himself.

"Nyet," Russia repeated again. "China gave birth to Hong Kong, who is also England's son."

"W-what? I was never told about that…" America mumbled incredulously.

"As for you and Canada," Russia continued amusing himself dearly with the incredibly gullible American, "France and England are your biological parents. Would you like more examples?"

However, America didn't answer. He was absorbed in how often this seemed to happen. In addition, Russia and he hadn't used any protection.

"Oh my god!" America screamed and stood up. "I might be pregnant!"

Russia had one hell of a time containing his laughter, but had somehow managed to. America told him to stay put, grabbed his heart and ran off to the nearest pharmacy to get tests and morning after pills. When he came back, he was fuming.

"You're an asshole." America hissed squeezing his heart insanely tight.

Russia laughed and groaned in pain, "I-it's not my fault you're an idiot!"

"My boss was the one who told me that it was impossible for a male country to get pregnant!" America growled. "Do you know how embarrassing that was!"

Russia continued to laugh painfully, clutching his chest.

America loosened his grip on Russia and starred at what he considered to be his boyfriend. He started to feel upset by the way he was being treated.

"What kind of person does that to their boyfriend?" America whispered angrily.

Russia's laughter died down rather quickly, "What do you mean 'boyfriend'?" Russia asked. "We're not going out."

"I beg the differ."

"I never agreed to it!" Russia snapped. "What the hell is wrong with you! Why would I go out with you! We hate each other!"

"I know we do!" America yelled back, "But we're going to put that aside until we've had the proper length to have sex with this relationship."

"That varies from person to person!" Russia stated. "It depends on how in love the two are and if they're ready!"

"Hmm…so I'd say three months." America concluded.

"You're stupid." Russia hissed. "There's no way we'll fall in love with each other."

"All you need to do is pretend to." America smiled.

Russia growled yet again slamming his palm in his face. "Why do we have to do this! Why can't you just accept your first was this fling you provoked!"

"Because these things matter to me!" America snapped to his turn, "I was saving myself for someone who would be good to me, someone I wouldn't mind having sex with, and then you took that all away! Now you need to assume the responsibilities of forcing yourself on me!"

Russia sighed deeply. He really had no interest in pretending to be the lover America always wanted to have, he hated the damn nation!

Of course I was a little confused earlier today… Russia admitted to himself.

However, he knew he hated him. The only emotion that could reside in a heart was love and love always came with happiness. He was never happy and he was never in love, therefore all Russia could do was hate and hate with everything he could.

"It won't work out." Russia warned.

America smiled in victory, "You don't know that."

"But I do."

"Is that a yes?"

"Da."

America jumped on Russia giving him a hug which Russia had no idea how to respond to it. The Russian just awkwardly sat there as America nuzzled his face in his chest. For a moment, a short one, he thought it was cute.

"We have a World Meeting soon!" America announced, "It's in Germany and we can tell everyone there!"

"America, you're forgetting this isn't a happy thing." Russia reminded. "I also thought we weren't allowed to show up to the next one.*"

"Who cares? They can't have a World Meeting without the World Powers!" America declared happily.

* I seriously can't remember if I just thought of that or I actually wrote it down. Can someone remind me? xD

Anyways, so this was a short chapter but that's okay since with my awesome English classes my skills are getting so much better so the following chapters will get longer and much more random xDDD

I think that's why I love this story, it's so random xD

Anyways, I have nothing more to say so DERRPBEY! (I love how that's an inside joke that no one will understand but me xD)

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