Chapter 3

Blondie took my hand in his big strong one and shook it gently. Hmm… you know what they say about big hands. He flashed me this brilliant smile that would make any girl swoon. But I'm not just any girl Blondie that trick wont work on me. "Well hello La Bella, I'm Jasper Whitlock" he said with a southern drawl with matching panty drenching smirk. Ok so I swooned a little. But holy shit that accent is hot. What can I say; I'm a woman, I recognise a fine piece of man meat when I see one. And Jasper is one of the finest I've seen. His just the type man I pictured when my mom read stories about prince charming when I was little. When she remembered she had a kid that is. He is sex on legs. Hmm… very nice legs at that.

Just as I was about to reply the teacher decided to interrupt and start the class. Stupid teacher interrupting my conversation with smexy southern blond. Hate the teacher. Love the class. What can I say, it has a great view. I tried so hard to keep my eyes of smexy southern blonde throughout the rest of class. Very hard task indeed. I didn't hear a word teacher guy was saying and had already forgotten his name the second he spoke it. Once the class was over I wasn't really sure if I should talk to Jasper or if that would look like I was desperate for friends. Damn I seem desperate enough to myself, where are your ball Swan? Luckily he made the decision for me as he shot out of class as soon as the bell rang. But just before he walked out the door he turned to walk backwards and said "see you around, La Bella" and he was gone. Fuck that is certainly one hot piece of man candy and I just love that nickname he gave me.

My next two classes before lunch go much quicker with no more encounters with the three hotties I saw this morning. Hehe… throtties. I did meet some people though. Not all of them nice and not any of them interesting. None of them seemed to be the type to party and I need me to find some that would. There's Puppy, an overly friendly blond boy named Mike who reminds me of a golden retriever, kinda cute but kinda is not my type. I also met Frizz, a pretty brunette who should really invest in some intensive hair therapy, named Jessica or Jess as she told me to call her. Couldn't help but notice that Jess is very much Mikes groupie and only clung to me when he showed interest, obviously trying to gain some new girl spotlight of her own. And then there was Ang or Angela, a girl so sweet she can even soften my heart. She's the local Reverends daughter too, but I for one know you can't pick your parents so can't hold that against her.

As Ang and I walked towards that canteen we were intercepted by Mike, "Puppy", Newton. Uh, I've had enough of him for one day. "Hey Bella. Are you sitting with us at lunch? I know Jess would love it and you could meet the rest of the gang." He tried to convince to sit with him with the promise of making Jess happy? Idiot!

"No thanks puppy. I met this girl called Alice this morning and said I'd sit with her and her friends." What I really wanted to say was: no I don't want you to hump my leg, now fuck off! But I thought it might be good to have some people like me. Just in case. I hadn't even been here a day, there's still plenty of time to be a bitch.

"Alice Brandon?" Puppy replied, like the Queen of England just asked me too tea.

"Uh huh" I murmured trying to block him out. The whole time this guy has spoken to me I swear I only listened to the first words out of his mouth. So annoying.

"But she's one of the Cullen kids and they never ask anyone to sit with them. Are you sure?" what did he think I imagined it or something. I swear on all that is wicked and sinful I want to hit him round the head for insinuating I'm not good enough for these Cullen kids. He doesn't even know me.

As I was about to rip him a new one, little Miss Pix herself came up and saved the asshat. "Bella, there you I've been looking all over for you" she screamed joyfully as she skipped up to me. This caused everyone who wasn't already staring and whispering about me in hushed tones, which was like ten people, to turn and stop there conversation. For what felt like an hour but was probably just a minute or two, the only person talking was Alice and the throtties and some blond chick at the back of the cafeteria.

I smiled at Alice ignoring the stares which were starting to make me feel uneasy. Don't let that smile crack Swan. "Hey Pix. Missed me I see."

"Of course, you're my new bestie." She exclaimed happily. Gosh this girl is like a bunny on crack. "Now come on, I want you to meet everyone!" she pulled me to the table where the throtties were and Eve, a tall beautiful modal like blonde who could knock down any girl's self-esteem. She's like a life-size Barbie, only natural not plastic.

"Guys this is Bella. Bella this is Rosalie, Emmett, Jasper and Edward" Pix introduced us.

"Actually I've already met Muscles and Blondie"

"Who?" Pix asked

"Emmett and Jasper, Pix who else?" I laughed

"That is kind of obvious isn't it?"Pix laughed with me

"So, Bella got a name for me yet" Sex hair asked as we sat down

"Yes actually"

"Are you going to tell me what it is?"

"What's in it for me?"

"Oh please Bella, now I'm dying to know. Oh so cuiouse and you know what they say about curiosity and cats. For me" Alice really does say so much about so little. It's such a talent. And how can I resist her with that cute puppy dog face? Damn evil pixie.

"Ok Pix, for you. Sex hair" Muscles burst into loud laughter. Guess I'm funny.

"Em, it's not that funny" Eve pointed out "so what's mine?"

"Eve"

"Why? Everyone else's is obvious and I get Eve?"

"Come on, if there wasn't proof of God before there sure is now. You chika are perfection. So Eve. Would you prefer Barbie because that was my second pick"

"Err… thanks… I think." She replied hesitantly. "And no, I'm defiantly not an air head like Barbie."

"I'm sure." I didn't won't to make enemies on my first day so I just agreed with that even if I'm not sure that's true; I don't know the girl she could not know her ABC's for all I know. I guess she can only prove me wrong.

"So beautiful bumped into to anyone else yet today?" Muscles asked with a teasing smirk.

"No Muscles, I only bump into the hot guys" I replied with a smirk of my own. He laughed again; seriously this guy must laugh as much as kids do.

"So Bella, what brings you to Forks?"

"Pix, that's a long story, let's just say I got into a little bit of trouble with alota bit of bad in-between."

"So what daddy bailed you out?" Eve asked with a bit of a bitchy tone. Can't out bitch me, bitch.

"Actually it was this or Military school and let's just say camouflage is not my thing. The mother couldn't handle me anymore."

"So leave anyone special behind La Bella?" Smexy Southern Blond asked while leaning across the table towards me

"Yeah, actually. There is this one guy."

"Bella you said you didn't have a boyfriend! Did you lie to me?" Pix said with a fake insulted tone.

"No Pix, no boyfriend, just my friend Leon. I've know BB since I was 11 his like the little brother I never wanted. Best friend a girl could ask for" God I missed him. I only saw him yesterday and I want to cry already. He helped me so much after… shit, don't let the people see you sad.

"Oh. Well he has to come down to visit I can't wait to meet him. Maybe you can get him to come down this weekend he can come to the party at my house. I totally forgot to invite you Bella. There's a party at my house Friday, you just have to come-"

"Kay Pix I'll come just take a breath. And I'm sure I can get BB to come down this weekend to."

With that the bell rang and it was off to bio for me.

"Bella, what class do you have now." Pix asked

"Bio with Banner"

"Me too, come on I'll show where it is." Sex hair said. Hmmm…. That's two classes that have a nice view, I thought as we walked out the cafeteria to more stares and whispers. What a fun first day so far.