Wow this is the second chapter! —Cough— I mean second prologue!
This is Sasuke's share of the story and this is what he thinks about things…
I hope you continue reading… no this is not an 'empty' chapter.
I will be explaining some things in here…
To those who don't know, I have changed things and they will be College next school year!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! EVERY RIGHT BELONGS TO MK AND WHAT'S LEFT BELONGS TO ME!
WARNING/S: YAOI! MPREG! NEGLIGENCE AND CURSINGS! PLAUSIBLE LEMON… AND DRESS UP!
—GUINEA PIG LOVE—
Summary: AU. Their stupid mothers willingly turned their sons into guinea pigs… just because both of them are bitter with their own families. Will LOVE improve their lives or make it more complicated? Yaoi, Mpreg, dress up and somehow citrusy. A little OOC in some but excessive to others… and there could be some OCs…
Rated M Romance/Drama Naruto U. and Sasuke U.
—GUINEA PIG LOVE—
— A raven's POV
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Uchiha Residence Garage
Sunday
9:00 AM
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I sigh as I wait inside the car. We will be meting up with my stupid mother's friend and her son at the Bowling Alley today later at ten. Since my mother gets so excited she wants there at least thirty minutes before the meeting time. Hearing the door getting unlocked, I murmur as I put on the earphones of my iPod, "Just call me when we get there, Itachi. I'm not driving and I won't listen to Mother's ranting about her friend."
Itachi, my older brother, opens the door to the driver's seat and says, "You shouldn't speak inside the car when you're alone, Sasuke. Even if I can hear you…" He sits at his seat and makes the engines purr, "Other people think you're crazy." He then smirks as he gazes at the rear view mirror. I gaze at the mirror as well from the back seat and says, "Heh. Surviving a circus family sure has its damages." Itachi places his eyes on the slowly rising shutter, "Sasuke, that is the main reason why Mother loves you more."
"Love? Yeah right." I snort and close my eyes… intending to sleep for the whole ride. Then we hear the door open with Mother and Father talking loudly, the both of us hearing their voices despite the sealed windows and all. I open my eyes and look at the rear view mirror only to see her swaying like a crazy woman as she waves goodbye to Father, "Bye, dear. I promise we won't be long!" But Father escorts her to the car and opens the door for her, "Sorry, Hon. I have a conference in two hours. You better take care now. Itachi, Sasuke. Take care, too. And yes, Sasuke…" I look at Father and he reaches out to ruin my hair, "Pray for your mother to lose."
"Fuuuugaku!" Mother huffs and he chuckles and closes the door. I fix my hair by running my hand through three times. Itachi starts the roll and we're out the house. I don't really care about anything that happens today. I don't know why I have to come. Meet with somebody that can be my friend? Tch, Mother should have known better…
GUINEA PIG LOVE
REI HARUNO –SAKURA NO IMOOTO
CHAPTER 2: SASUKE'S PROLOGUE
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Bowling Alley Lobby (Food and Drinks Stand) — Playing Area
Sunday
9:30 AM
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The place looks as awful as my mother's idea of doing a bowling game for a wager. Colorful lights embrace every booth and I can't stand looking around anymore. After availing a game ticket, Mother, Itachi and I make our way towards the Playing Area. She quivers as we walk, "Ooooh! I'm so excited! Kushina is a good bowler… and I'm so thrilled to see her son! I wonder what he looks like! Ooooh! She has promised me that he's so good-looking and all! I can't wait!"
Why do I have to be born by an errant woman like her? I can't stand her ranting. I wish there's something to pull my attention away from her. I look around some more ironic to my statement that I won't… only to see a shake stand… that vends TOMATOES. I lustfully gaze at the stands banner… until Itachi gently pushes me forward, signaling me to move, "Sasuke, you seemed pleased in what you see. But no food items are allowed inside so you have to wait until we're done."
"That sucks." I answer him, dismissing the craving my system has developed earlier. We march towards the stairs and enter the Playing Area. The bowling alley is worst than I thought. There's no way I will ever enjoy this place… just like what my mother wants me to. I grumble with soundless words and then I have seen a beautiful lady at a distance. Red hair, more-than-average body type and pale skin… she must be the woman Mother is looking for.
"I think I found the target." I say and Mother hums a happy tune, "Where, dear?" She embraces me and puts a chin on my shoulder, looking for the woman in my eyeshot. I'm half an inch taller than my mother and she appears to be little sister when she drags me out to the mall. Father always has work and so she drags me out once in a while. I can remember one incident that my classmates have mistaken her for a girlfriend… and that incident has brought me nightmares.
She spots the woman far away and she then drags me towards her… restraining a quiver. The lady then sees us and she opens her arms wide as she gives a huge grin. Mother let goes and gives the lady a running bear hug, "Kuuuuushinaaaaa! Oh how I miss you! You cutie!" Mother squeezes her and she laughs out, "Ouw, that hurts, Mikoto! But I do miss you, too, girl." And Mother— wait, did I see that right? Mother just threw a kiss… to her lips! I gape my mouth in awe and horror as I watch her wiggle in her arms… chanting her name over and over.
"Oi, Sasuke." Itachi places a hand on my head and says, "I have seen them meet more than once so I'm going to tell you, that kiss seems to be part of their normal greetings." I shudder at that idea… I never thought Mother would do such a thing. She's been acting like a whore when it comes to Father… but to actually kiss another woman in public! I am going crazy… Mother then yells and beckons us to come, "Sasuke! Itachi! Come, come!"
We do what we are told and the lady named Kushina chirps towards me, "Neh, neh, Sasuke, right?" I frown at her and she examines me… with a finger at the lower lip. She then grins widely, "Kyaaaaa! You look like Mikoto a lot!" The most devastating compliment well said… I shift my weight to the right leg and my left hand connects with my hips, "Hn. So what?"
I extremely hate it when I get compared to my crazy mother…
Name: Uchiha Sasuke
Age: 18
Characteristics: Rude, COLD and intimidating…
Strengths: Good looks and grades, Rejecting people and making people love and hate me for I am a prince
Weaknesses: Dealing with Mother, Tomatoes…
Quote: "I don't really care who you are or what you are. Get away from my sight. Only Mother can do otherwise."
"Oh." Auntie Kushina twitches and grins again, "Well as expected from a spoiled gorgeous looking brat! Don't worry, Auntie Kushina doesn't really care as long as you're still good-looking." Huh? What does she mean by that? What is that needed for? She then goes to Itachi and examines him, "Hm~. You also look like your mom, Itachi… only manlier." I raise a brow at her comment and I hiss, "And what do you mean by that?"
"Oh." Auntie smiles innocently at me and rubs her palms together as if trying to apologize, "It's just that, you're so cute, Sasuke-kun. You see, I can mistake for a girl because you're so… so beautiful. Well, a beautiful man, yes… but lemme get you a matching wig and girl's clothes… no one will know you're a guy!" She grins big… like she wants me to stop seething within me. However, she fails and I decide to walk out, "That's it. I'm outta here. Continue with your little game and I'll be waiting at the lobby."
I walk away from them and I hear Auntie whimper somehow and then Mother giggles… Isn't she supposed to protect me? But then again, she's Uchiha Mikoto… what would I expect? So much for nice meetings…
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Flashback:
Uchiha Residence
Friday
7:00 PM
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"I'm home." I sigh as I walk in the door… Itachi greets me and claims my bag, "Welcome back, Sasuke. Just in time for dinner, come along." I walk with my brother towards the dining room and Mother dances towards me to eventually embrace me, "Welcome back, Sasuke~! Neh~, would you like to come with Mommy this coming Sunday~?" I gaze at Mother's glittering eyes and then to Father. He shakes his head like saying a no… smiling like something so funny is going to happen. It's the first time I have ever seen Father smile so creepy like that. I look at Itachi who shrugs his shoulders as soon as eye contact has occurred. I look at Mother and nod, "Fine… just don't drag me into something YOU will regret."
"Oh no, baby. Mommy wouldn't regret anything." She then quivers and embraces me more. Father chuckles, "Poor Minato…" Then Mother twitches angrily and huffs at Father, "Minato… again? Why is it—?" Father starts massaging his forehead while keeping the creepy smile, "You're still at it, Hon?" Mother let goes of me and comes near Father with her arms crossed over her chest, "I am not done yet with that."
"What about Uncle?" I ask and take a seat beside my brother… eyes locked at them. Mother and Father both want to say something and then Father grabs Mother to make her seat at his lap, somehow racking the table with the sudden movement, "It's just a small misunderstanding. Nothing you should worry about, Sasuke." Worry? I'm not worried about anything and… "Why should I worry about that pervert?"
"Sasuke." Father suddenly hisses at me and I can't help but to get surprised. I blink once and then Mother starts throwing her arms around but Father can avoid each blow, "Sasuke calls me a whore, you laugh! Sasuke calls him a pervert, you frown! I can't believe you, Fugaku!" What in the world is happening?
The cook has arrived and we are supposed to have our dinner now. No one did notice that I'm still in my uniform but no matter, I'll just change before I sleep. Moments after, Mother starts ranting about the woman we will be meeting sooner, "Yes, the prominent doctor, Uzumaki Kushina. She has this red hair, sexy body like mine and pale skin. Help me look for her, okay? I'll be helping her at an experiment and I want you, Sasuke, to cooperate, too. Don't worry, it won't be much." I grunt at the request and she clasps her hand, "We are both anti-surrogacy so we have to help each other hand-in-hand!" She then quivers in her daydream.
"Doom… hahah, Sasuke, you'll be the one who'll regret this." Father chuckles and then I gaze at Mother, "Mother, what exactly do I have to do?" Mother pouts her lips as she cocks her head to the side and gaze up the ceiling, "Hm~… just a little donation." Father chuckles and then he says, "If Kushina loses the wager." What wager? I look at Mother and she just smiles innocently, "I'll tell you everything when we get there, Sasuke… it's kind'a hard to explain things without Kushina to back me up. Don't worry, it'll be a nice meeting! She's going to bring her son as well! You can be friends, you know."
I frown at them and slowly eat… She's turning me into a guinea pig? And she doesn't know how to explain? And she's leaving it all to a friend? Well… I guess it'll be better than boredom…
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Present:
Bowling Alley Lobby (Food and Drinks Stand)
Sunday
10:55 AM
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I've been leaning at this corner for almost two hours now… contemplating about the possible next set of scenes. If you think about it, I haven't seen that son Mother wants me to meet. It's kind'a hard when your mother knows you're gay… and when your mother is an Uchiha Mikoto. She has spent the first fifteen years of my life pairing me with random female celebrities… and now, she's struggling to fix me up with guys. The last attempt was with another celebrity at our school… but I greatly dislike him. Mother never knew what I want in a guy and yet she's straining herself looking for men…
I sigh and leans my back again at the wall. It's not like I disgust Mother for kissing another girl… it's just that doing it in public irks me… the most. I sip my third grand shake empty and I have to buy another one. Despite the fact that it's cold… nobody stops me when it comes to tomatoes. Such a circus family… my father's having a love affair with my uncle and my mother's kissing my auntie in public… and to think about it… my auntie is my uncle's mistress. This is just so weird…
I walk towards the shake stand and the vendor says, winking at me, "No need to say, boy. Another grand tomato shake, right?" I just nod… and she does her job. I look around… noticing a blond guy eyeing at our black van. I frown at him… trying to get a better view through the glass walls. Then the vendor asks me, "You waiting for your girlfriend?"
"Nope. I'm waiting for someone else." I look back at the spot where the blond boy is… but he's gone. The shake is done and I resume back to my place at the walls. I start slurping the sweet thing and silently enjoy its taste. Damn, I didn't think tomato shakes in this bowling alley tastes GREAT. Well, this is the only thing great in this place, though…
Some more minutes of silent moments, I see a guy gazing at me… but I better not look at him. I lock my eyes at the ground… and then to the van… then to the ground. I sigh and then I hear some clashing sound. I gaze at that direction and see the blond guy apologizing to a table. He leaves them and gazes back at me… we both catch each other. He continues to walks towards my place… pretending that he is not looking at me.
He leans on the wall a meter away from me and he starts slurping his shake… it looks like melon… but is it only coincidence that he has also ordered for a shake? But hey! I stop looking at him when he looks back at me and I gaze down at the floor… Why the hell does he look like Uncle? Seeing him like this creep me out. And he's approaching me like a pervert… just like my uncle.
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Flashback:
Uchiha Residence
Sunday
8:00 AM
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"I'm home!" My stupid pervert uncle calls from the door and Mother yells from the bathroom, "How dare you call this place your home! Get out of my house!" He enters and looks around, yelling at the top of his lungs, "Oi, Mikoto! Where are your maids? You really serious of firing everyone!" Tired of their yelling, I go downstairs and greet him even if I don't want to, "All of them have been fired yesterday. Why are you here, Uncle…? It's too early for—" He gives me an affectionate bear hug, "Kyaaaaa! Sasuke! I missed you! I missed you! It's been a week since I last saw you!"
"Uncle! I can't breathe!" Dammit, you pervert Uncle, let go of me! I struggle from his hold and Mother throws a baseball at his head, "Minato! Let him go! How dare you squirm my baby boy!" She then readies to swing a bat even if she's in just a mere towel, "Get away!" He let me go and scratches his head, "I'm just hugging your son… not raping him, come on." Then he jumps at Mother, "You, too, Mikoto! I've missed you so muuuuuuch! My son doesn't want me to get near him so I'm going all out on you guys!" He is crushing Mother's bones as I sit up at the floor, watching them. I don't want you to get near me either. Dammit, he acts like a wild dog that fucks every master it has…
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Present:
Bowling Alley Lobby (Food and Drinks Stands) — Playing Area
Sunday
11:15 AM
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"Do I remind you of somebody? You've been looking at me like crazy." He asks and then I grunt to answer his question, "Uh. You remind me of my pervert uncle." I can feel him frown at me and he madly says, "Pervert? Are you serious?" He seems to think of something about me but like always, I don't care. That's why I just smirk, "You wouldn't want to meet him."
"That aside… are you waiting for someone?" He then asks as he gazes back at the lobby. I noisily slurp my newest favorite beverage and answer, "My mom's playing with a friend. They've been there for some time now. I'll be leaving them behind when I finish this. How 'bout you?" I just like it when I'm talking with someone I don't know… because they bother more to listen to me… or at least ask about me.
Name: Uchiha Sasuke
Weaknesses: Dealing with Mother, Tomatoes… and talking with GOOD-LOOKING MALE STRANGERS
"Heh. My mom's here, too. I'm supposed to be here an hour earlier to meet her but I came late… so I'm not around if ever she needs me." He answers after some seconds of silence. To be honest, I find that funny… I mean, "Ditching your own mom?" As far as I know, I'm the only one who's been doing that eeeeevery time… He then laughs out, "What's wrong with that? You'll be doing that to your mother later, right?" And for the first time today… I feel my lips smile and it seems that I have finished another container of shake. It feel a little lighter talking to this guy… maybe I should hang out some more… I mean, Itachi wouldn't even bother to talk to me when we're alone. I say with a little smile, "I'll be hanging out for another round of shake, I guess. So I think she might catch up with me." With that, I toss the cup and walk towards the shake stand.
The vendor says as she starts doing my shake, "That's one hot boyfriend you've got there. He must have recognized your black van, huh." I twitch and ask, "How've you know that's my van?" She smiles and gives me the shake, "I've been here even before you have come in. I saw you and your family get out from there. Well, who wouldn't have noticed such a beautiful young man?" I gaze down at my shake… hating it whenever someone calls me beautiful. Then I ask her without gazing at the blond, "How about him? You think he's—"
"Perfect with you? Hell yeah." She laughs out and takes my payment, "Go back now… he's waiting." I smile at her and give another set of coins, "I don't think I'll be coming back for the next hours. Are you accepting tips?" She smiles back and accepts my tip. I then walk back to my boyfriend. It feels quite different… and fuck, I can feel blush escaping from my cheeks… but I have to erase it before the blond guy sees me again.
Seeing him again reminds me of something… so I ask, "How 'bout you? Why are you looking at me?" He turns away and then gazes at the trash bin, "Nothing. I was just wondering what are you drinking… making you drink four grands non-stop?" I look at the trash bin as well and then to him, "My mother's game is taking so long and it's tomato." He then looks at me with a disgusted face. I frown at him, "Hey, what's with that face?" What's fucking wrong with my tomatoes!
He leans back at the wall and looks at a distance, "Nah, I just thought… no, it's just that I don't like tomatoes." I then smile a little away from his sight and shrug my shoulders, "I like them. So red…" I chuckle at my own thoughts, Oh I just love tomatoes! I slurp my shake happily and he looks at me… his gaze makes me… "We've been talking here for more than five minutes now. What's your name?"
"Huh? N-Naruto." He answers… a little confused but I'm quite happy he answers right away. I smile and looks directly at his azure orbs, "I'm Sasuke. Don't you think your mother could be gone a couple of minutes before you came? An hour late is not that forgivable, you know." He suddenly jerks and I twitch a little because of it. He twists his lips, "No offense, Sasuke. Are you trying to flirt with me?" What the—? I mean… I can't help but to raise a brow at him… and laugh out with utter happiness. I then regain composure and chuckle, "Of course not. It's just fascinating to have someone to talk to… who tries to get honest with a stranger." So true…
"Are you saying I'm an idiot?" He then smirks at me and I chuckle then again while shaking my head, "No. Besides, you sound like an airhead. You might not understand unless I explain EVERYTHING." He smirks yet again as he squashes that container of his. I might have pissed him off but GOD I don't care! I chuckle again and decide to finish up my fifth cup of tomato shake. He says as he leans at the wall and crosses his arms over his— it's just now that I have notice, he has a nice body, "Tell me, have you seen a woman slightly taller than me with big breasts and red loooong hair?" I chuckle at my fantasies and answer, remembering what Auntie looks like, "My mom's playing with a red head." He then grabs my hand and drags me towards the Playing Area, "Where are they!"
Does he even realize that he's holding my hand? I mean… MY HAND! I swear I blush when he is dragging me along the Playing Area. But then he's grip tightens and it starts to hurt. I wince and it is not enough for him to hear me… so I grip on a post, "It's this way, you idiot. And stop dragging me, I can walk." He then apologizes and we walk towards Mother, Itachi and Auntie… with him still holding my hand… in a more relaxed way. Thumping, thumping… dammit stop!
"Kushina! I won! I won!" Mother starts jumping up and down like a bunny and Auntie sits defeated at the floor, "I can never… ever beat youuuuuu~…." Itachi then calls us so I have to slip my hand out from his soft grip… even if I don't fucking want to. Then Mother stops jumping and comes to hug me like a bear, "Ooooooooooh~! Sasukeeeeeee~! Mommy won! Aren't you happy for your mommy~!" Aw, fuck. I hate getting hugged this way!
"No." I answer with an irritated voice and Mother whimpers and eventually loosens her hold. She then looks at my Naruto, "Hey… who's the cutie blond?" Auntie twitches and flings her head to Naruto. She then hugs him like how Mother did to me… I suddenly feel jealous. She let goes of him and pinches his cheek, "Yo, Mikoto! This is Naruto! And he's the one working with Sasuke at the experiment!"
"Huh! You gotta be kidding me!" He blurts…
"Auntie!" I can't help but to yell, "You should have told me earlier!"
[End of Chapter 2]
Yey! Did you guys like that! And yes, Sasuke falls in love with Naruto! Have you already seen the OOCness? I bet you did… seeing Minato is a proof well enough. And… did I just turn Sasuke into a slut? *LOL*
Next chapter begins the adventure and more complicated things in the experiment!
Chapter 3: The Mother and the Father
Lovelots, Rei Haruno –Sakura no Imooto!
Thank you for reading and please review!
