It's the sixth chapter! It's the sixth chapter!

Mikoto has announced a marriage! Mikoto has announced a marriage!

How will Naruto react! How will Naruto react!

And Sasuke seems to be driven crazy by the drug! *got tired of repeating*

And yeah, I got overly excited with the College Days so… I will be doing some more time skip at later chapters…

DISCLAIMER: KISHI(MOTO): I OWN NARUTO BUT REI-DANNA OWNS THE PLOT!

WARNING/S: YAOI! MPREG! NEGLIGENCE AND CURSINGS! LEMON (PROMOTED, NOT THAT EXPLICIT) AND DRESS UP!

—GUINEA PIG LOVE—

Previously at Guinea Pig Love: Sasuke has been experiencing more side effects of the MPB drug and he has yet to experience the most insane consequence. Out of his persistence, he manages to get to see Naruto but at a great cost. Now Mikoto has announced a marriage, what will happen to this crazy love affair?

—GUINEA PIG LOVE—

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Konoha Medical Royale

Friday, Day 32

2:45 AM

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—Naruto's POV

A marriage? Auntie just proposed that we should get married? I glance at Sasuke who seems to be as surprised as I am. I look back at Mom who is pouting as if she's been overruled and she can't do anything about it. Auntie then sways at her place, "Oh! A wedding would be perfect!" I then blurt out, expressing my surprise and disbelief, "What's with this decision!"

"Why Naruto…?" Sasuke calls me and his voice is oozing with embarrassment and hidden joy, "Don't…" He isn't looking at me and his face is filled with that heavy red blush with a sincere smile growing, "Don't you want to get married?" I look at the monitor displaying his status… and things seem to be getting better… his body is doing well and normal now.

I then fling to his mother as he looks directly at my eyes. His mother has her hands clasped and her eyes are waiting for a very sincere answer. I then look at Mom and she is hitting her head against the wall lightly, acting like the project has gone all wrong. Mom and Auntie must have a very long conference about this… and she seems to be always defeated by that woman.

I gaze back at Sasuke and he twitches when I look directly at his eyes. That blush grows redder that it almost rivals my Mom's hair color and his smile disappears as embarrassment and dread start conquering him. I then look at the monitor… the lines fluctuate. I then notice his hand clutches the sheets. Wow, his strength is back. I gaze back at him and avert my gaze away…

"Honestly, NO."

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Guinea Pig Love

Rei Haruno —Sakura no Imooto

Chapter 6: Of Love and Marriage pt. 1

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I fling back at him and his expression breaks me. He looks so broken and his eyes are blinking in denial. I take a quick look at the monitor and everything starts to falter. He hangs his head and even his heart weakens as much. My eyes widen and then I squeeze him like I'm not fractured or whatsoever, "Oh come on, Sasuke! You know I'm just joking!" The mothers gasp and twitch and Sasuke looks at me with a small pout, "Naruto…"

"I just need to do something so I can take care of you better." I grin at him after doing an embarrassed laughter and he starts blushing again, "Of course, let's get married." He moves forward, kissing me and we didn't hesitate to make out in front of our old women yet again. He grasps at my shirt and he starts pushing himself towards me.

Mom clears her throat but we haven't stopped… it's not like we wanted to. Auntie then squirms in enjoyment, "Aww! Too bad it's just gon'na be a fake marriage." Sasuke twitches and make an outburst, "What do you mean FAKE! Do you mean it's not really a marriage!" I hold him down despite the fucking painful fracture, "Hey, Sasuke! Calm down!"

"Do you think I'll be hosting a gay wedding, my dear!" Auntie laughs out maliciously and Mom scratches her cheek, "Mikoto, stop playing with my experiments." And then Sasuke shoves his head between my neck and shoulder… only to start crying. Auntie stops laughing and then says with great wonder, "Wha… My Sasuke's acting even stranger."

"His body is taking orders directly from his hypothalamus not from the cerebrum." I say and then Mom and Auntie get near and force themselves to hear me despite Sasuke's whining, "Even the smallest emotions are getting amplified. In short, he's starting to act irrationally. He needs control…" Auntie whimpers and then Mom writes it down, "Don't worry, Naruto. I'll be fetching ingredients and creating a supplement for him. In the meantime, help him control himself."

"Come on, Sasuke." I try to cheer him up and he lifts his face, "Naruto…" I wipe off those tears from his eyes and I whisper to him, "Sasuke, I love you. It doesn't matter if it's legal or not." Then I ask Auntie who is cooing at Sasuke like he's a baby or some sort, "What's with this sudden decision anyway? I just thought I can't be with Sasuke."

"I just noticed that Sasuke-chan's doing so poor when he misses you." She answers as she starts cooing at me as well, "When he learned that Koyama-dono found you, he got back to his feet and has the energy to walk around." She clasps her hands again and squirms a fangirly one, "And the MPB supposed to be designed for homosexual couples so you two have to live in so… we need a marriage to hide Sasuke as soon as his belly begins to be noticeable."

"Hide?" I say and he clings to me more. Auntie nods enthusiastically, "I have a plan but Minato hasn't heard about it yet. So I can't really relay it to you just yet!" She laughs out and we can't help but to laugh halfheartedly with her, Sasuke cuddling me tighter. "A marriage is the greatest clue I can give."

But to think about it… why does she need Dad's approval?

"That's not a clue."

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Konoha Medical Royale

Friday, Day 32

8:00 AM

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Mom has administered the first supplement and Sasuke's acting a little more of himself. To be honest, he feels very embarrassed acting such but he does mean every word he has said back then. We are now staying at his room and he seems to be back to normal, our hands laced like no one's going to let go.

"Sasuke." I call him and he doesn't respond… but I know he has heard me. Seconds later, he starts talking, "A marriage, huh. Mother has always been putting me in situations without my consent." I laugh out and say, "Come on, Sasuke! It's not like she means any harm to you. Besides, you like what happens next." He gazes directly at my eyes and I say, "Sasuke, I know it's ego-damaging but… this is what we want anyway."

"My shitty life is starting to get complicated." He whispers and then I transfer seats from the chair to his side again, "Well, that's what it means to have a life and have something to live for." He smirks and then slides his head to my shoulder, "How long would I be like this? I mean, stay 'pregnant'… I doubt it's going to be a normal pregnancy with nine months or whatsoever."

"Nope. It's just the same. Though the first two months will be very hard, things will be normal… well, if you're a woman, it is a normal pregnancy." I say… recalling what Mom has said. He grunts again and I look at him to see his eyes close. He's been a heavy sleeper these days based from what Auntie has said and what I can observe. Wait, he's leaning at my fractured shoulder!

I just let him slide down my lap and there he resumes sleeping. I stroke at his raven hair some more and I have a very contented smile at my lips. Auntie, what you just said is not a clue. That's the very plan itself, isn't it? Marriage and living in… but about hiding Sasuke… that's what I'm not so sure of.

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St. Dionysus Academy

Monday, Day 35

9:00 AM

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—Sasuke's POV

I knew it… that was Mother's plan from the very start. Why doesn't she just leave me alone? I am thinking over everything that has happened yesterday at the house and despite the feeling of annoyance towards my stupid mother, I know a smile has been plastered at my face. Koyama then taps me and asks, "Sasuke-chan, are you sure you're fine now?"

"Yeah, yeah. Don't bother." I just answer, trying to keep up with my… wait, my annoyance is ruling over. I have to calm down before I run amuck in this place. Inhale… exhale… I then feel somebody slide his hand down my hair. My eyes glare at Koyama and he smiles at me, "You do seem better than the last time. Did something good happen?"

"It's none of your business." I answer and then his other 'friends' come and ask about Naruto, "Who was that Uzumaki, Sasuke-hi—" I glare at them before they can even finish… "We mean Sasuke-sama." Koyama then starts running his fingers through my hair again, "You seem to be in good terms with that guy. He saved you and he carried you to the hospital even with that fractured shoulder. What is his debt to you?"

"I refuse to answer and get away from my sight." I say and then somebody tugs me by the shoulder—

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Flashback:

Uchiha Residence

Sunday, Day 34

7:00 PM

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"We're home!" Uncle yells from the door and Mother suddenly jerks from her demure façade a while ago. We are just about to eat when he has yelled. The maids get the door and Uncle goes running to Mother to hug her from behind, "Mikoto! You didn't yell! I'm so happy!"

"Don't be stupid, Minato. I invited you… that's why I can't fend you off, you fat jerk." She hisses and then Father beckons Auntie to get near him. She bends down beside him and he whispers something to her. She then crashes to the floor… out of my sight. Naruto then grabs the edge of my seat to tilt it backwards a bit. I can't help but to yelp and glare at the blond. He grins at me and sits at the one beside me, "Neh, Auntie Mikoto, what is this about?" Excitement is evident in his tone and his father flings at him as if surprised.

"I've prepared food for you… let's have a fine dinner and we'll talk about things later." Mother says and resumes eating modestly. Uncle walks near Father and assists Auntie to stand and to sit at her seat. The dining room seems to be so quiet as we eat… and I am surprisingly uncomfortable in this usual silence. I stare at Mother's knife and it doesn't make any sound…

A sudden touch at my lap makes me stir and look at Naruto who's looking at me with worried eyes. Then I hear Brother call me, "Sasuke? Is something wrong?" Then everyone else looks at me and I look around… I then stare at my food, keeping my gaze down, "Sorry… nothing. I'm fine." I hear Uncle whimper and then Naruto discreetly tugs on my arm so my hand will drop at the side and for him to hold.

I look at him as he squeezes it more… then Brother clears his throat, "Not right now, both of you." I pull my hand away slowly and Naruto pulls his as well. We then resort eating faster and I can't hold back the blush that painting my face. Uncle then calls Father's attention almost soundlessly and he seems to ask about me. He then looks at me and I abruptly keep my eyes at the food.

Desserts are served and then Mother finally begins, "Having all the people concerned in this table, may now I present what this gathering is all about?" Naruto looks at her as what everyone has done and she clears her throat. She smiles with her queen-like one, "Kushina and I have been observing Sasuke for the last four weeks and we have seen such big changes occurring to his body due to the presence of the active MPB drug Kushina has created. Few days ago… exactly the thirtieth day of the experiment, a sign of its activation has been observed and now the baby is already in its developmental stage."

"However…" Auntie speaks next, taking part in reporting the results so far, "The MPB drug has greatly altered his nervous functions and it has affected how Sasuke reacts to things. He is reacting to every emotion and it is driving him… irrational at times. At certain instances that he is calm and there's too little stimulus to react to, he can think normally. I'm currently working on supplements to permanently correct this stage; for the mean time, he must stay happy and contented for him not to suffer from other emotions such as sadness and anger."

"We had an anonymous disagreement towards the stripping of these emotions from his system and so we have to observe him further to be able to come up with a solution aside from the chemical back-up." She looks at Naruto and the rest of the table follow suit, "But that stage has already moved on just before we come across it. Sasuke has been acting pretty different days ago and he has been losing energy and will of movements. At the thirtieth day, he lied to one of his classmates to find someone named Uzumaki Naruto who has a debt that Sasuke wants to be paid."

"At the following day, Sasuke escaped from the hospital and went with Koyama-san to 'corner' Naruto along two of his friends. I had made it clear to Naruto that his presence around Sasuke would worsen his state and so they should not meet." Auntie sighs and smiles helplessly, "However, this part of my studies is proven wrong. At the thirty-second day, Sasuke has amazingly recovered from his energy loss and blank mood… by having Naruto beside him… and with him alone."

"Knowing this, we have arrived at a decision." Mother starts to act serious and Uncle gulps in tension. I swing my hand to Naruto and he automatically gets the message and holds it. She continues, "In less than two months, the two of them will be graduating and since the timing of this study is not as good as ideal but is appreciable, we won't have problems since Sasuke's pregnancy wouldn't be as obvious as it is."

"However, we can't just keep him in here for the rest of the experiment." Auntie speaks and then she eyes at us, "And if we will be letting Sasuke go to college during his pregnancy, we can't assure that even Naruto can stop the people from eyeing at him differently. Mikoto and I have two decisions— not proposals— decisions that you need to hear. First is the solution to Sasuke's emotional possessiveness of Naruto's presence…" She then looks at Uncle, she knows he'll react the worse in this, "We will be holding a wedding for them."

"What!" As expected, Uncle does an outburst and complains, "Mikoto! You can't be deciding about that with just the two of you! Fugaku, say something!" He flings at Father and then he leans at the chair behind him, "The MPB drug is designed for homosexual parents. I don't disagree in Mikoto's idea of making them live together." Mother clasps her hands together in glee as she makes that fan-girly heart-eyed expression. Uncle breaks like a glass at Father's agreement and then he sulks at his seat, "Fine, fine, fine… but tell me it will only last till the end of the experiment. I'm not giving up on Naruto's orientation." Father smirks under that wine sipping.

"And the second one is…" Mother starts to get fan-girly, opposite of that serious face a while ago, "We have to hide Sasuke under a disguise. That disguise will be Naruto's wife and Sasuke's alias to the outside world. Her name will be Uzumaki Tomeito! Now, isn't it cute!." She then makes her signature laugh out loud and I am starting to get angry, hearing the other three parents' chuckles. Naruto then hooks his arm at my neck, "Nah! We can just give her a nick name of Mei! It's not as embarrassing as Tomeito."

"Fuck…" I just whisper and then Mother cheers in her seat, "Don't worry, baby! I'll be making you the best of all the dresses! I will…" Mother can go on all she likes and Naruto laughs out loud. I remain at our position and I then gaze at my uncle who is cursing endlessly with his head at the table. Auntie smiles a miserable and helpless smile, Brother shakes his head with a smirk, and Father continues digging at his dessert… even asking Auntie to give him Uncle's share…

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St. Dionysus Academy

Monday, Day 35

9:01 AM

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My hand twitches once and most of my body parts have grown numb. That damn Koyama has kissed me in front of all our classmates and some have taken pictures. Our teacher has come and gasps at the scene before her. Two of her students are kissing, me forced, and the class is overwhelmed by it… for too long. The flashes of their cameras seem to trigger something within me…

One…

Two…

Three…

I clutch at my bag and flail it at him, not caring about if the teacher is in class right now. He gets thrown to the side and the class starts releasing hollers, trying to stop me. I, who cannot control myself any more due to the drug's side effect, charge at him to the floor and pulls on his hair like a pissed wife. I try holding myself back but my body is reacting otherwise. Then something like a needle hits my back… only to make me feel light-headed and weak. I start staggering and fall to the side…

"Sleep tight, Uchiha-kun."

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Konoha Medical Royale

Monday, Day 35

12:30 PM

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MPB drug equals getting sent to the hospital every now and then…

My eyelids blink continuously as they manage to adjust with the lightings of the hospital. This is the third time I got rushed in the hospital and I really don't like it here. The door opens and Naruto shows up, peeping from the door, "Sasuke, yuhoo." I smirk and he goes in, closing the door behind him, "What happened? You almost carried out a murder on that Koyama guy." I try to sit up but Naruto stops me from doing so. "He deserves it." I say… wondering if I should say what he has done.

"Sasuke…" Naruto adjusts the bed to an angle and he embraces me after sitting beside me, "Let them be. It's dangerous for you to just pummel things at someone." He rests his hand at the area below my navel, "Remember, you're pregnant, right?" I look at him like 'what the fuck did you eat?' and he grins only to laugh out loud, "Sorry! Ahahaha! I just don't know how to act now!" I smile and then hit his head, earning a wince from him, "Baka."

—Naruto's POV

Sasuke has changed ever since I met him at the bowling alley. He seems to be a lot happier now… and his smiles and chuckles are a lot more attractive and amusing to hear. There really is this magical attraction that I am feeling for him even just that first Sunday that we have been together. It feels like I've known him for a long time… I then stroke a Sasuke's hair after consoling my head. He eyes at me again… and he suddenly turns away. I twitch and then he rubs the back of his hand at his lips, "I feel a little dirty. Fucking Koyama…"

I then grin and laugh out, "Now I know what happened! Don't worry, Sasuke! It's all fine." I near him as I use my hand to turn his face to me. I whisper at him with a malicious grin, "I can put another flavor at your lips if you want." He smirks and says, "That won't do. My mouth tastes awful right now. I don't want you to know how awful it is." I laugh out again and an angel's chuckle finds a way to his lips.

"Yeah, Sasuke. Auntie said that the wedding will be after graduation… so that means we'll get married this coming Spring. Aren't you excited?" I share the news with him and he blushes, "That's a little fast. And then after that, I have to live as a girl." He sighs an annoyed one and then I ask, "Is that why you wore that beautiful blue dress that night? Saw it coming?" Sasuke nods and then he pouts, "I'm starting to figure out my mother more and more. But I never thought she'll give me that… name. It's insulting my addiction."

I can't help but to laugh out again at his cute and helpless reaction and he glares at me for doing so, "What the fuck are you laughing at?" I pull away from him and bend at the side, suppressing the uncontrollable laughter I am making. Sasuke pushes me off the bed and I hardly hit the floor but I still laugh out madly, wriggling insanely at the floor. I then sit up and stifles further laughing, "S—sorry! I just find it funny!"

"My name? Or tomatoes?" He asks and then I kneel at the bed, my arms atop the fluffy mattress, "I'm really enjoying every moment that I'm with you. No matter how fucking bad the day could be." He looks down at me and I reach out my hand to hold his face, "I just find it funny… because I guess, you've become my wife even before we get married." I stand up slowly and he just stays there. I kiss him and bliss starts to conquer the both of us… until a sudden gasp breaks the atmosphere…

"Sasuke… chan?"

[End of Chapter 6]

I know you can tell who came in the room, right?

Well, if you haven't… then find out next chapter.

Tell me what you think about this chappy… I really hope you would.

Yeah, despite the title, the wedding will be chapters away and I can't really be fast-forwarding things…

Even if I want to…

The school is getting much of a pain and I don't know when the next update will be…

BUT THERE WILL BE A NEXT UPDATE! ^_^

Thank you for reading and please review…

"Yes! I am getting married and the whole school doesn't have to know that!"

"There is only one way to keep my lips shut…"

Chapter 7: Of Love and Marriage pt. 2