A/N: Yo! Guess who's back y'all! Me! I promised a new chappy: and I'm giving you a new chappy now! :D Sorry I don't upload fast but I got Too many thing this summer including an internship. It's fun but i have to wake up early. UGH. Not much to say here but:

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Chapter 2: Rage of the Moose Party

"What's up losers?"

Arthur and Alfred stared in complete shock at the man in front of them. He was Eastern Germany or better known as: Prussia. The only question was: How the hell did he get here? He was staying with Canada (Matthew) so it was strange only he was here. Unless he was- "ARTIE HE"S A ZOMBIE! LOOK HIS EYES ARE RED!" screamed a panicked Alfred.

Arthur panicked and began to load his gun. "Back off Zombie! Have at you!"

Prussia frantically waved his hands back and forth, "Wait losers! The awesome Gilbert has not been Zombie-fied or vhatever you call it! My eyes have always been red."

Alfred narrowed his eyes, "Oh yeah? Then how did you get here? And where's Cana-Mattie?"

Gilbert looked lost, "Who is this-Oh Birdy? He iz here with the awesome me! He is hiding in the bushes over there though."

Prussia or Gilbert. as he seemed to go by now, pointed to a patch of bushes by the campfire. Matthew peered his head out shyly.

"Just making sure you guys weren't zombie-fied eh?" he replied meekly.

Arthur sighed, "So Kiku told you too?"

Both nodded their heads.

Arthur's eyes brightened, "Wait how did you lot get here?"

Matthew sighed, "We took my jet but...the Zombies...they...took it apart after we landed..."

Arthur's spirit from before sank. Alfred was even surprisingly quiet.

Both Arthur and Alfred looked at each other in disbelief. How were they going to get to Seychelles and shut this whole Zombie thing down without some kind of plane?

Alfred sighed, "Well that sucks. So have you guys run into the other nations at all?"

They shook their heads and all four men sighed. Arthur tried to remain optimistic which was weird for him. "Well let's discuss this over dinner shall we?"

Alfred grinned, "OH BOY! I'm starved. I could even eat your horrible cooking."

Arthur cringed but still remained calm. If he beat America then he might actually kill him.

Alfred, Arthur, Matthew, and Gilbert all sat around the fire and forged themselves with stew, made from beef jerky.

"Wow! This stew was awesome! Not as awesome as me but it was pretty damn good! Are you sure this British putz cooked it?"

Alfred grinned, "Yeah Artie did! Wow you should make this more often! Man, sooooo good!"

Matthew just laughed at Arthur's steaming expression. He was about to break Gilbert's neck.

Matthew sighed, "So what do you guys suppose we should do about getting to Germany's house?"

Gilbert stood up, "We should totally charge through those Zombie guys! Because I am awesome!"

Alfred and Arthur both shouted in unison, "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?"

Alfred shouted, "Dude! Even I wouldn't suggest that! We gotta plan this out!"

Arthur, Gilbert, and Matthew all looked at Alfred in shock.

Arthur spoke up, "My my. Alfred I thought you would actually agree with this daft idiot. I'm proud of you."

Alfred smirked, "Yeah well it's about damn time. Gotta start acting tactful in these situations! Now is the time to get a gun and kick some ass all the way to Germany!"

Arthur sighed. Well not all of Alfred could change in one night could he?

Matthew on the other hand was surging with anger. He decided he had enough of Alfred all these years. Why now? I don't know. Well time to see that Canadian rage.

"BOTH OF YOUR PLANS ARE STUPID DAMMIT! IF ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS LOOKING COOL THEN WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF HOOSIERS YOU KNOW THAT? I HONESTLY I'M GONNA TAKE THIS M16 AND KILL ALL OF YOU AND BLOW YOU TO BITS! I'M SO SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT! GAHHHH!"

Alfred and Gilbert sat by the fire with horrified expressions. Arthur began to laugh like a maniac. "Matthew bravo! You finally stood up for yourself!" he said.

Matthew was heaving and gritting his teeth like a boss. "I'm sick of your fucking dumb plans! Now you two are gonna sit down and listen to my plan!"

They both sat down and did as they were told, still horrified. Then Alfred began to whine, "How come you're not yelling at Arthur!"

Matthew glared at his brother, "Because he isn't an obnoxious asshole Alfred." He emphasized the word Alfred which caused Alfred to gulp.

Gilbert began to cheer, "WOOT! You tell him Birdy! It's so sexy when you're angry!"

Matthew blushed but kept his angry face, "Gil. Please sit down and listen to my plan."

Arthur crossed his legs and smiled. It was about time Matthew stood up for himself. He was always pushed around by the allies when they were still countries. Although he still felt bad for Alfred considering he was his boyfriend. Gosh that sounded so girly. Arthur wasn't one to think about these things. And when he did he just felt weird.

Matthew cleared his throat. "Anyway the plan is simple: I brought these."

He pulled out three small boxes labeled contacts. He handed one to Alfred and Arthur respectively. He then began to explain their significance. "These are red contacts. If we wear this then we can walk through any town and not get caught. Gil doesn't need them since his eyes are naturally red

eh."

Gilbert voiced his excitement, "Wow Birdy! This is so awesome! When did you get these?"

Matthew smirked. "While you were drooling over a picture of Cascada eh."

Gilbert's face turned red and he began to look at the ground. Arthur and Alfred snickered at the former Prussian nation. He never acted like this around them when he was a nation. Being human had changed them all.

Alfred finished his giggling and said, "Let's call it a night ok? We can kick some ass tomorrow!"

The others nodded. Arthur began to pull out his blanket and sleeping bag until Alfred pulled Arthur towards him. He whispered in his ear. "Artie please sleep with me."

Arthur blushed. His mind immediately raced to dirty thoughts. Yup those thoughts! He thought. 'Damn! Alfred is so sexy. How can someones voice turn me on so? But what of Gilbert and Matthew?'

Alfred quivered which made Arthur's shoulders shake. "I'm scared of the dark Artie!"

Arthur did a face-palm. He should've known Alfred was just scared. He felt guilty for thinking such things.

Alfred put his face really close to Arthur. "Artie is everything ok?"

Arthur hid his red face even though Alfred was trying to peer into his eyes. "Nothing Alfred. I just had a very strange thought is all. I'm fine with sleeping with you."

He unconsciously looked over at Gilbert and Matthew. They were already asleep and cuddling. Arthur didn't even know they were a thing.

Well at least they couldn't make fun of his and Alfred's awkward relationship then.

Arthur looked over to see Alfred was already snoring. He pulled himself closer to Alfred and closed his eyes.

Perhaps tomorrow things could get a move on so they could return to being countries. Perhaps he and Alfred could have another heart to heart. There was so much he wanted to tell him. Shit! He forgot to brush his teeth! Eh well it was a long day and he had to run from his prime minister. Too late for that palaver.

Sorry it's so short! I just wanted to update so I could work on my book and my one shots for my other story: The Special Relationship REMIXED. I have so many ideas and so little time. I'm trying to update as much as I can though :)