Gasoline Commercial
Truck driver: Hey, dude, can you get me some gas for my truck? I'm broke.
Dude: I wouldn't worry about that, what with that last corn dog you ate.
Truck driver: What do you mean?
Dude: Shh! What was that? I heard something drop on the floor over there.
Truck driver: (farts)
Dude: Dude! Your butt's a'blazin'!
Truck driver: Ahh! My toosh! AAAAAAH!
Perpetrator: Heheh! Remember, chirdren, you can make noisy with gasorine. Just remember to eat biff burnits in the baffroom, and you'll be safe. Heheheheh!