"Um sir how to I reply?"
"How the hell I'm supposed to know, do Cap is passed out on the couch."
"Well didn't she say anything after she passed out?"
"I sure as hell hope not"
"Why you say that?"
"Rethink what you asked Sergeant?"
"Huh? but why should I do that I'm not the one-" Gets hit on the head "What do go and do that for sir?"
"I meant the previous question dipshit"
Long pause
"Ah, I see now. My apologies si-" gets hit again
"Now what were you gonna ask sergeant?"
"Um just that, did the Captain say anything before she passed out"
"Um let me think"
Long pause
"She said and I quote: FUCK JEN COULD YOU HAVE AT LEAST PUT SOME ACTIONS TO YOUR WORDS, I MEAN FOR FUCK SAKE THAT WAS THE MOST RANDOM REPLY I HAVE YET TO RECIEVE! She started to hiccup and I couldn't quite make out what she said, something along the lines of BLOODY FUCKING SAD. i think. Ah but then she started to came back with a more audio able response. IF YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MY SPELLING YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING MY DEAR OLD FRIEND! BESIDES IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE HELPFULLY IF DIS PIECE OF SHIT COULD SPELL CORRECTLY TO BEING WITH! GODDAMN FUCKING CHINESE TECHNOLOGY, YA HEAR ME! I KNOW YOU HEAR ME JEN I SAID #.
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that's all I got before she keeled over and fell asleep"
"Shit she one hell one of a bad linguist I sure as don't want to be on her bad side"
"I'm with you there"
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