"Don't do it un..."

twitch

"Really. Don't. It's not a good idea un."

twitch twitch

sigh. "I can't believe she's actually doing it...

"Hmmm? What is she doing now?"

"Leader sama, she's editing her friends response un."

"Really? Is she that sad? I should recruit her to train my future children linguistics..."

"And make you Milo un?"

"Pardon?"

"Never mind un."

giggles.

"Shut up Hidan! Why are you giggling? It's freaking scary un!"

"Ah fuck! It's fucking hilarious! Have you read what that Dae girl fucking replied? Ah ha ha, fucking funny man. I could fucking love her seriously she's interesting, not like the dumb fucks I have to put up with here. Fucking hell you assholes should take a fucking page from her fucking book man. I'm up to here with your fucking shit. At least it will be funny shit if you learn from her."

"... Hidan. I do not feel compelled at all, to learn from her."

"What the fuck! Fucking Uchiha! Stay the fuck away from me! Ah fuck! I kept dreaming about those fucking pink elephants! They had Tutu's godammit! Ahem... Jashin dammit I mean."

"Hn..."

"You know... Know that the Milo is finished... And the answering machine is officially dead thanks to Hidan-"

"Fucking pleasure. Anytime seriously."

"-Could you guys just all go away now? Doesn't Kishimoto need you?"

"Well all the dead dipshits are taking a break here so why can't we?"

"Hidan... Aren't you dead too?"

"Fuck no! Dammit JK I'm still fucking alive ok! Kishimoto just finds it fucking annoying to draw me since I'm in fucking pieces thanks to a fucking shit head!"

"Oh..."

"Besides... Leader sama started on your coffee un..."

"Oh."

"She's twitching again, un. Did you hide the papers and the recording well Kakuzu?"

"You paid me after all. It's safe."

"Kakuzu I've got some stuff of my brothers you can sell for a lot..."

"They are under the stone in the garden."

dash

(everyone) "KAKUZU!"

"What?"

"Sasori is the letter done?"

"Yes Leader sama."

"Good. Send it ASAP."

To the members of the Day Corporation

This is the Akatsuki. Please inform Miss Day that here acquaintance Le-ting Jennifer Kang, is thoroughly enjoying her reply. And that when she comes over on anime night to please bring; Milo, coffee, a live virgin to be sacrificed, glasses, fertilizer, wood polish, your remaining savings, some explosives, candy and some fish food.

Regards
The Akatsuki.