Gura Gura Luffy chapter 2 : Orange town.
I don't own One Piece if I did Blackbeard wouldn't have gotten whitebeard powers.
Kharneth666: I don't think all off Luffy's foolishness can be explain by his rubber brain , some can be due to genetics : Look at Garp he is kind of a fool too.
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mrgrey23 : the story is now Beta read by coduss so there should be less mistakes.
Lightningblade49 : Luffy's training will be explained as the story goes on (In Alabasta, Water 7 and after Marineford). As for Makino she won't fight much but she will be important to the crew she will be like their mother, If she was able to teach Ace manners she must be able to control a crew.
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dzbegoun: don't worry i intend to keep the story going but at the end of January the time between chapter will be longer as my class will start again. The chapter will be less rushed after Syrup village because the fight will at least become somewhat interesting and very different from the canon ones.
And let the Story continue...
Previously
"Now we need a navigator, a cook, a musician, a doctor, a nurse, a sniper, and other people to become strong enough to go to the Grandline." replied Luffy
"I think that Orange town is nearby, maybe we could find a navigator there." suggested Makino
"Let's go then To Orange Town!"
Now
Luffy, Zoro, and Makino were lost because sadly, not one of them could actually navigate on the sea.
"How the hell can you call yourself a pirate if you don't know how to navigate?!" asked an hungry Zoro.
"I wonder how you managed either, as you seem to be unable to as well." noted Makino
"I just followed the guys I chased, then I turned them into the marines' hands and got the bounties somehow. I just couldn't go home anymore." replied the swordsman.
"So you are lost." said Luffy.
"No, I am not Lost!"grumbled the unhappy Zoro
"Hey! This bird up there, his nest shouldn't be that far. If we follow him he could lead us to an Island." said Luffy pointing at a rather large bird in the sky.
Luffy and Zoro then rowed while Makino guided them towards the bird. After some time they could see three men trying their best to stay afloat.
"Help us! Please!" yelled the three castaways.
"Shit, castaways…we don't have much room and besides we don't have time to stop." said Luffy
Zoro then yelled to the castaways: "We don't have time to stop, you need to grab the raft and pull yourselves onboard if you want to live!"
"What?!" "Nani?!" "Huh?!" came from the surprised castaways who grabbed the raft as he sped by.
"It wasn't so difficult, you see?" said Makino.
"YOU WANTED TO KILL US?!" roared the three men in stereo.
"They are completely crazy…" whispered nameless man 1.
The three men drew out weapons and threatened our favorite pirates.
"Stop rowing if you wanna live!"
"Yeah, we are member of Buggy the clown's crew, and we are requisitioning this raft!"
"Is that so?" said both Luffy and Zoro before quickly beating the pirates.
"Sorry…if we knew that Roronoa Zoro was on that boat…You could have told us…" said a beaten up pirate 3
"We lost the bird we were following because of you! Now row to the shore!" ordered Luffy
"By the way, why were you swimming? Aren't pirate suppose to have a ship?" asked Makino.
"Excellent question, thanks for asking!" yelled beaten pirate 1
"It's because of that bitch!" said beaten pirate 2
"She tricked us!" added beaten pirate 1
"We were fooled because she was cute…" said pirate 3
Then the pirate told their story about how they were returning from a successful plunder when they saw her in a raft looking extremely weak and asking for help. They decided to help because of the chest she had near her, and as they were looking in it they saw that it was empty but by then the girl had already left with their boat as she looked at them from afar she predicted the storm that sunk the raft she left them on.
"If she could foresee the storm she had to know how the weather varies in this sea, so she must be some damn good navigation skills." said Luffy impressed.
"If we don't find her Buggy will kill us!" said the beaten Pirates.
"Buggy? Who is this Buggy guy?" asked Makino and Zoro.
"You don't know Buggy the clown, our captain, Pirate hunter? He has a terrible power since he ate an Akuma no mi."
"Akuma no mi eh…" said Luffy smirking.
Meanwhile in a town, an orange haired girl with a rolled up map in hand was chased by three men.
"You dirty thief! Give that map back !" yelled one of the three pursuer.
"Ah ! Ah ! I finally have the Grandline map…" panted the young teenager.
"If we don't get that map back, I wouldn't bet much on our hide!" yelled pursuer 2.
"Buggy will tear us to shreds!" yelled pursuer 3.
The young thief then sped up to the docks, where she left her stolen raft, hoping to leave with the map.
At the docks our three pirates were just anchoring when they heard the commotion.
"Ah look it's her!" yelled castaways 2 seeing the girl that fooled him and his buddies running to the docks, with her pursuer hot on her heels.
Quickly analyzing the situation, the thief then used a distraction addressing Luffy she shouted sounding relieved : "Ah, boss! you are here to help me right?".
"What the…" replied the surprised boy, before he was surrounded by the thief's pursuers.
"Ah so you are her boss, that makes thing simpler now you can go with us and the young lady to see our captain." said pursuer 1.
"Yes, you see the map she stole is quite important, so you better give it back." said pursuer 2 while moving to slap Luffy only to miss and make his straw hat fall.
"Ah…he shouldn't have done that…" observed Makino from near the thief scarring the hell out of her, and she was right before they could ask her how the hell did she get here the three thugs were soundly beaten down courtesy of Luffy's punches, meanwhile the three other pirates were quickly dealt with by Zoro.
"Now, using Luffy like that wasn't nice." calmly scolded Makino, making the thief flush with embarrassment.
"Never mind, You are both pretty strong dealing with those six thugs so quickly, I am Nami and I am a thief that specializes in stealing from pirates, want to team up?" asked Nami.
"Stealing from pirates... ?" wondered the straw hat wearing teenager.
"Are you sure it is wise to talk out here in the open ?" asked Makino.
"You're right, come on let's go inside." replied Nami.
Inside one empty house.
"Like this house? The whole town is empty since Buggy and his crew came here. Buggy is a cruel pirate captain with a love of canons, I heard he once destroyed an entire town with one canon shot because some kids angered him. Since I've stolen this Grandline map from him, I need help to steal more from him and to escape this town. By the way, what was the deal with your hat?" said Nami.
"This hat is a reminder of a promise between myself and a man I greatly admire, so nobody except me and him can touch it!" said Luffy.
"You stole a map and those guys said that you were able to predict a thunderstorm, are you a navigator then?" asked Zoro.
"Why yes, I am probably the best navigator in the East Blue." said Nami.
"The best, huh? Then it's settled, you will be my crew's navigator, after all only the best can be in the Pirate King's crew." said Luffy.
"What?! No! I hate pirates! I won't be a pirate, forget it !" yelled a pissed off Nami.
"Calm down, how about this we help you with this Buggy, when I say we I mean these two powerhouses, and in exchange you help us navigate this sea for a while? And who knows maybe he will make you change your mind ?" asked the ever practical Makino.
"Don't count on it…but why not?" accepted Nami.
Meanwhile Buggy, angered by the loss of the map, killed one of his crewmates and ordered the rest to find that map no matter what.
The newly formed team were trying to plan how to take care of Buggy and his pirates. Nami wanted to use Luffy as bait to get into Buggy's good graces and to use the pretext of a party to make the pirates drunk, allowing her to steal and to leave quietly. That idea was shot down by the rest of them. Zoro wanted to go straight to Buggy to fight him and his crew, then steal and finally leave. This plan that was denied by Nami and Makino, by Nami because she was scared and didn't want to fight and by Makino because she thought that they didn't know enough about Buggy's strength to attack him head on, Luffy then proposed to use the map as bait, as Buggy was sure to send his pirates after it, and then to beat those pirates one by one until Buggy himself comes, then beat Buggy, steal his stuff, and finally to leave finally. That plan was agreed upon by everyone.
As they were walking in the town looking for the Clown pirates, they saw a white dog standing guard before a pet food shop. As they were wondering what the dog was doing there alone, they saw a man feeding the dog. They were surprised to see someone who wasn't a pirate inside the town as it was supposed to be empty. The man introduced himself as the mayor Boodle, and that he was here to take care of Chouchou, the dog, who remained here to guard his former master's shop. He then told them that the dog fought every day against the pirates who wanted to burn down the shop.
Suddenly the roar of a lion was heard, causing the mayor and Nami to run away in fright. A huge grey lion with a purple mane appeared with a man riding on his back.
"You did you happen to see an orange haired girl with a map?" rudely asked the man.
"Aaaannd what if we had…?" trailed off Luffy.
"Then you would better tell me, or I will let Richie eat you." said the weird haired man.
"Graooo!" said Richie with an hungry look.
"Who are you to order us around, and why are you wearing such a ridiculous hat?" asked Zoro.
"That's not a hat, it's my hair you bastard! And I am Mohji the beast tamer, first mate of Buggy the clown!" yelled Mohji.
"Oh my…" laughed Makino.
"Buggy huh…How lucky we are, I'll take care of him!" said Luffy
Meanwhile Richie was looking at the food shop with drool coming from his muzzle, causing Chouchou to growl.
"Take care of me?! Idiot, I am a beast tamer! All beasts listen to me, watch!" said the beast tamer "Dog, give me your paw!" only for Chouchou to bite him hard.
"OWWWW! Richie, if you kill that dog I'll let you eat all the food inside that shop!" yelled a pissed off Mohji.
"GRAOOO!" roared the lion jumping toward the dog to maul him, however Luffy caught him by the tail and threw him hard into his master.
"GRRRRRRR!" roared the enraged lion charging at Luffy who simply caught the charging Richie with a punch at the side of the head sending him into a nearby building.
"What are you?! How were you able to throw Richie like that?!" asked the frightened first mate.
"None of your business." said Luffy before sucker punching Mohji causing him to lose consciousness.
"He might be useful, let us bring him with us." said Luffy throwing the pirate over his shoulder to carry him.
The mayor and Nami came back and Boodle, amazed at Luffy's strength, thought that it was time for Buggy to leave the town, he then went to challenge him.
"Dammit! He won't be able to do anything, we need to help him or he'll just get himself killed!" said Luffy.
The pirates went to follow the Mayor.
At The Drinker's Pub, Buggy's temporary headquarters.
Boodle the mayor challenged Buggy to a fight to get him to leave the city.
"Captain, let me kill this worm for daring to challenge you." asked a mysterious swordsman.
"No, I will do it Cabaji. He challenged me after all." replied the blue haired clown.
Using his Akuma no mi Buggy launched his right arm at Boodle to strangle him, the poor mayor tried to hit the arm but only managed to hurt himself more. Luffy and his friends then came to save the mayor, The captain managed to pick up Buggy's arm and threw it back to him while Zoro knocked out the mayor surprising Nami.
"Why did he do that?" asked the navigator.
"He would only get in their way, they did it to save his life." replied the bartender.
"There she is! Give me back my map!" yelled the clown.
"Hey Big Red Nose, that map is hers now, so shut it!" said Luffy surprising Nami once again.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?! PREPARE THE BUGGYBALL!" yelled the absolutely furious clown.
However, as they pointed the canon at them, Luffy threw Mohji at the canon, fortunately for Mohji he missed, unfortunately for Unimportant Pirate # 1 Mohji hit him and he was launched in the canon mouth, blocking it. The canon exploded with tremendous force, taking the building and the pirates with it. However both Buggy and Cabaji survived, having used crew members as meat shields.
"Captain, that's Roronoa Zoro there! Please allow me to fight and kill him first." asked Cabaji.
"Hmmm…the Pirate Hunter…he may have come to take my head. Do so Cabaji, and after that please leave the thief for last, after all she must give the map back." replied Buggy
"Roronoa Zoro! I Cabaji, second mate of the of the Clown Pirates, challenge you to a sword fight!"
"If it's a sword fight, I am all for it. You don't mind, captain, do you ?" said Zoro tying up his head band over his hair and putting Wado Ichimonji in his mouth.
"No, The swordsmen are all yours to fight." replied Luffy.
The two swordsmen rushed one another and met steel against steel neither one willing to back away, both jumped apart at the same time, the two sword men traded blows for blows for a while and they seemed even matched.
"Enough warming up, get serious!" said Cabaji getting on his unicycle.
"What the?! Fight me seriously!" yelled Zoro.
"This is me fighting seriously, I am not only a swordsman, I am also an acrobat." said Cabaji before rushing Zoro.
Another trade of blows came when steel met steel, however Cabaji was slowly pushed back by Zoro despite his unicycle. This short skirmish ended when Zoro managed to lightly cut Cabaji's cheek, drawing first blood. This pissed Cabaji off.
"That's it! I've had enough! Kyokugi! Kaji Oyaji!" said the acrobat before spitting fire at Zoro, forcing him to dodge.
"Try to dodge this- Kyokugi! Kamikaze Hyakkoma Gekijō!" said Cabaji releasing hundreds tops at Zoro.
Zoro, not falling for his opponents trick, rushed him intending to cut him good. However, using cheap tricks, Cabaji managed to blind Zoro for a short while.
"Kyokugi! Yukemuri Satsujin Jiken!" said Cabaji using his sword to create a cloud of dust, he then tried to rush Zoro from behind, but Zoro heard him and managed to block him. He was then able to cut him on the side.
"He used cheap tricks! Shouldn't you do something to help him?" yelled Nami outraged at Cabaji's underhanded Tricks.
"It is Zoro's fight, we have no right to interfere." replied a very serious Luffy.
"Tchh. You are strong, I admit but you haven't seen my greatest technique yet." said Cabaji clutching his wounded side.
"Show it to me then." said Zoro.
"Very well, Kyokugi! Yama Noboro!" said Cabaji using his unicycle to climb up a wall. 'I am counting on you captain…'
"Kyokujo! Nōryō Uchiage Hanabi!" said the acrobat leaping of the wall.
At this moment Buggy used his abilities to send his hand to keep Zoro from dodging but his hand was caught and squeezed by Luffy "No Interference!"
"Ichirin Zashi!" said Cabaji falling with his sword pointing down however Zoro had already dodged.
"What the?!" said Cabaji surprised.
"That was it…I expected better. Your greatest technique was too slow, but now it is over." said Zoro crouching down with his arms crossed so that both his katanas pointed up.
"Santoryu: Oni Giri!" said Zoro rushing Cabaji.
"I must defeat every one that calls themselves a swordsman, if I am to be the best." said Zoro sheathing his swords as Cabaji fell from his cuts.
"Now I am going to steal his treasures, You take care of him and if you win then we might work together again." said Nami before leaving to look for Buggy's treasures while he was busy.
"Now there is just you…" stated Luffy.
"And you think you can defeat me? don't make me laugh, who do you think you are!" said Buggy
"I am a pirate, the one who will be the Pirate King!" said Luffy.
"Naniii! Youuu?! Pirate King?! Gyahahahahahaha!"laughed Buggy.
"You shouldn't doubt him, I know he can do it." said Makino.
Why you…wait a minute…that Hat reminds me of the one that infernal redhead used to wear." said Buggy.
"Ah, so You Know Shanks?" asked Luffy.
"Ah, you can say that we used to be part of the same crew, it's because of him that i ate the Bara Bara no mi." said Buggy.
"So you don't know where he is?" stated Luffy.
"No, and frankly I don't care." said Buggy.
"I wonder how that clown could be a friend of such a person…" said Makino thinking of Shanks.
"Enough talking, let's fight!" said the clown.
"Zoro, this one is mine. Stay out of it and protect Makino." ordered the captain.
"Aye Aye, captain." replied the first mate leading Makino to safety and getting out of the way.
Buggy started the fight by drawing out several knives between his knuckles and launching both his hands at Luffy "Bara Bara Ho!"
Luffy calmly dodged the hands, and walked toward Buggy, who called his hands back.
"You dodged them, huh? Then dodge this! Bara Bara Ho!" said Buggy sending a arm at Luffy who grabbed it, however this was Buggy's plan. "Kirinahashi!" the hand then shot from the arm injuring Luffy on the cheek.
"You shouldn't have done that!" said a pissed off Luffy not about his injury but about his hat which now sported a little tear on the side.
"What? That hat is precious to you? Bara Bara Ho!" said Buggy purposefully targeting the hat.
Luffy did everything he could to keep his hat from being damaged, but sadly Buggy managed to pierce the hat with four knives sending it to the ground. Luffy looked down with his hair shadowing his eyes.
"Oh my, I hope it is fixable, however I wouldn't like to be Buggy now…" said Makino.
"What is he going to do?" wondered Zoro having never really seen Luffy fight seriously.
"He will utterly destroy Buggy now." sadly said Makino disapproving of excessive violence.
With a look that could frighten a sea king, Luffy rushed Buggy to beat the crap out of him. Buggy caught off guard by Luffy's speed wasn't able to dodge in time, and was punched in the face, sending him in a wall.
"What the hell are you made of?! how are your punches so strong?!" yelled the clown nursing his swollen cheek. Luffy, not wanting to let that clown rest, rushed him again. However this time Buggy managed to use his Bara Bara no mi to dodge, causing Luffy to hit nothing but air.
"Bara Bara Kinkyu Dasshutsu!" said Buggy as he tried to keep his body part away from Luffy's punch, as he was still being forced to dodge by Luffy, he saw something from the corner of his eyes.
Here was the thief with a huge bag that could only contain all of Buggy's treasures. Jumping back from his skirmish with Luffy and allowed his body to reform, Buggy then send his upper Body after the girl "HOW DARE YOU STEAL FROM ME! GIVE IT BACK !" shouted the clown.
"No way, that's mine!" said Nami as a tug-o-war started between the clown and the girl.
Zoro and Makino watched the ridiculous war for the bag with wide eyes, wondering if the clown was a cruel pirate or a real life clown. 'Is he for real?' was the thought running in their minds. Then Zoro noticed Luffy approaching Buggy's lower body with a really big smile and a strange gleam in his eyes.
'Is he really gonna do what I think he is gonna do?' thought the swordsman as he watched his captain getting a leg ready for a good kick.
Buggy suddenly stilled in his tug-o-war with Nami allowing the girl to grab the bag, as she walked toward Makino she saw Luffy with a leg firmly planted in Buggy's crotch. 'Ouch…that had to hurt…'
Buggy then howled with pain as a delayed reaction and his upper body shot back to the lower, ad his hand grabbed the hurting area as he rolled on the ground.
Zoro subtly covered his crotch as if sharing Buggy's pain for a moment, he then pitied the poor man for one second.
"Oh My…" giggled Makino finding the situation overly hilarious as a great lesson was taught today: even the strongest man of them all can be brought to his knees, crying, by a good kick in the balls.
Buggy was slowly getting over his pain, he was greatly angered by this little upstart daring to challenge him, the Great Buggy, future Pirate King (in his dreams).
"How dare you strike me there! Have you no honor as a man?" shouted the enraged man.
"It's not my fault that you didn't protect such a weak point. Besides, a great man once said to me "If you ever get into a position when you can strike a weak point don't hesitate!"" said Luffy.
"You…take this! Bara Bara Festival!" yelled the man as his body separated in several parts that he used to attack Luffy, Nami, and Zoro.
"Gyahahahahahaha! How do you like my strongest attack?" asked a laughing Buggy, thinking that he won the fight.
As Nami and Zoro did their best to bat away the offending body parts, Luffy noticed that Buggy's feet didn't join the attack. He went to grab one and started to torture it causing Buggy to halt his attack on the others.
Seeing that their foe was distracted, Nami, with Zoro's, help managed to tie almost all of Buggy's Body parts to one another, and as such when Buggy tried to reform his body all he could get were his head, both his hands and both his feet, creating a chibi form.
"Now you can't do anything." said Nami
"What?! No, don't do this!" said Buggy as Luffy approached his small and vulnerable form.
"See you." said Luffy as he kicked Buggy with tremendous strength and soon Buggy was nothing more than a dot in the sky.
As the Pirates congratulated themselves on this victory, the townspeople who heard the fight from their hiding place, came in the town o investigate, and were pleasantly surprised that Buggy was defeated.
"So Nami now that Buggy is gone, and his treasures are yours, What will you do?" asked Luffy.
"Hmm…I don't know. I still don't want to be a pirate, but I guess I could join you until I have the money I need." said Nami, remembering Makino's words 'Who knows maybe he will make you change your mind?'
Makino, having heard Nami, wondered what did she need the money for.
"Great, will you be our temporary Navigator until I make you change your mind about piracy?" asked Luffy unknowingly echoing Makino's word.
The three Pirates and the temporary one then went to their ship and, tying the two rafts together, set sail, leaving Orange town behind.
Nami, happy to finally leave the town, started to count her loot to make sure nothing was missing, having previously counted Buggy's treasures.
"Why are we missing treasure? By my count we lost 20 percent." said a desperate Nami.
"Ah, that. I left some back in the town to help them rebuild." replied Luffy making Makino and Zoro smile as they were thinking about the good man Luffy was. However Nami, was pissed, warning Luffy that she didn't tolerate anyone touching her gold.
"Oh, by the way Luffy, when you kicked this Buggy in the crotch did you use..." trailed Makino off, wondering If Luffy used his Gura Gura powers when kicking Buggy's balls
"No, why would I use that on him?" asked Luffy not fully understanding what Makino meant by her question. (Not even Luffy is mean enough to use a quake kick on Buggy's balls However he may use it on some foes that will anger him beyond reason).
"So where are we going now Navigator?" asked Zoro
"You guys want to go to the Grandline, well, you will have to find a proper ship first. So now we are heading to a group of islands called the Gekko Archipelago. Maybe you'll find a decent ship there." said the Navigator.
"All right, to Gekko archipelago we go!" ordered The captain.
to be continued...
Straw hats Pirates characters' informations
Monkey D Luffy
Captain
Devil fruit : Gura Gura no mi (tremor tremor fruit)
techniques : quake kick : charging a kick with his gura gura power to kick a foe with tremendous strenght.
quake kick in the nuts : same as above but targeting the foe's balls squashing them neutering the foe with great pain. (used with caution)
bounty : 0
Roronoa Zoro
first mate
Devil fruit : none
technique : Santoryu Onigiri (three sword style Demon slash) : powerful attack with the Katanas looking like demon's horns
bounty : 0
Makino
Bartender and unofficial Mother
Devil fruit : none
bounty : 0
Nami
Navigator
Devil fruit : none
Bounty : 0
Glossary
Bara Bara no mi : Chop Chop Fruit
Akuma no mi : devil fruit
Bara Bara Ho : Chop Chop Canon
Bara Bara Ho Kirinahashi : Chop Chop Canon Detach
Bara Bara Festival : Chop Chop Festival
Kyokugi! kagi oyaji : Acrobatics! old man flame
Kyokugi! yukemuri satsujin jiken : Acrobatics! murder in the hot spring's steam
Kyokugi! yama noboro : Acorbatics! climbing the mountain
Kyokugi! kamikaze hyakkoma gekijō : Acrobatics! theater of the 100 kamikaze tops
Kyokugi! nōryō uchiage hanabi : Acrobatics! cool evening fireworks launch
Ichirin Zashi : Wheel Stab
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