Author Says: okay, I know I haven't been writing for long, but I'm finally back in track! My stay in Florida was amazing, I saw tons of Brazilians and I saw Mickey Mouse! Yay me! I don't want you to wait more, so here's the story.
--
Inuyasha drove at his usual reckless speed, Kagome by now should've been used to this, but yet, she wasn't; so she was holding on to her seat like it was the last thing she would ever do, and Inuyasha was as cool as a cucumber.
Inuyasha and Kagome arrived there in 5 minutes, when the estimated time to get to Miroku's house was 30 minutes long. Kagome was very pale when they got to Miroku's house, looking at the half-demon Kagome pulled his doggy ears down to her mouth and yelled, "You better not drive like that again, or im walking my whole life!"
"What the hell, that hurt!" Inuyasha whimpered.
"If you wouldn't drive like a maniac, then I wouldn't have yelled in your ear." smirked Kagome.
"Feh." mumbled Inuyasha.
Kagome looked at him, and he looked like his ear really hurt. So being the nice person she is, Kagome walked over to Inuyasha and stroked his ears, and kissed his nose. Inuyasha smiled at her, took her hand and lead her to the huge white oak doors.
"So how come no one has told me that I have two friends that are billionaires, I mean not unless Sango's a billionaire too?" asked Kagome, filling in the silence.
"Don't know, you never asked?" shrugged Inuyasha.
"Eh, makes sense." smiled Kagome.
When her last words echoed, they were in front of the front door. Inuyasha absent absentmindedly lifted his hand and knocked at the door, and waited for 5 seconds, before finally getting agitated and calling Miroku to get the door instead. Inuyasha mumble complains under his breath while waiting for Miroku was busy unlocking the doors.
"Hey man." greeted Miroku when he finally got the complicated door to open.
"Hey." Inuyasha greeted back casually.
"Hey Miroku, what's cracking?" asked Kagome, walking towards Miroku to give him a hug.
"Don't say that ever again, 'kay. It sounds freaky, and nothing much." Miroku said returning the hug.
Miroku lead Inuyasha and Kagome inside the living room. Kagome gasped at what she saw, the walls were a soothing blue, and the leather couch they were sitting on was white, and so was the love seat and the chair, and the end tables, and the coffee tables, well you get the picture; the only thing that wasn't white or blue were the flowers perched inside a vase on the mantle of the fireplace, which was surrounded by white bricks. And the other things that weren't white or blue were a two paintings of rivers and hills, on opposite walls. Kagome must admit that even though there were no family pictures were out here, it felt comfortable, and soothing.
Inuyasha pulled Miroku to the side while Kagome was busy gawking at the living room.
"Okay, as you know, Kagome's birthday is coming up." explained Inuyasha.
"Holy crap! This is a miracle, you actually remembered her birthday!" Miroku exclaimed teasingly.
"Shut up, I want to plan a surprise birthday party for her," Inuyasha paused.
"Okay, go on." Miroku chirped.
Inuyasha smiled at the thought, and continued, "In the Bahamas."
"Woah, even you didn't spend that much time and not to mention money on Kikyo." the monk regretted those words even as he said it. He nervously chuckled and looked at Inuyasha, who seemed to be in lala land.
"So as I was saying, we're going to fly to the Bahamas, we meaning you, me, Sango, Kagome, Seshomaru, and Rin. Then were going to stay at a house by the beach, and you know chill. I though it would be perfect since spring break is coming up, and her birthday is just 3 days before. So on her real birthday, all six of us would go out to dinner and stuff. What you think?" asked Inuyasha.
"I think that's a great idea, I think she would love it. And maybe while we're there, we could hook Fluffy and Rin up, she has been bothering me since last week, and im on my last nerve." agreed Miroku.
"Great, now we just have to tell the other three and we're good to go." smiled Inuyasha.
"Tell who what Yash?" asked the miko innocently.
"Nothing, you nosy wench." Inuyasha jokingly said.
Kagome just smiled at him and continued to look at the two, wondering if it was better for her not to try and figure out what they're hiding or what. She knew that whatever those two were up to they would surely tell Sango, and she would definitely tell her. So she just shrugged and walked off, in the kitchen, and started rummaging through Miroku's fridge, and found a coke, and asked Miroku, "Do you mind?"
"No, not at all." nodded Miroku.
"Oi, Kagome, pass me one." demanded the hanyou.
"I'm not your maid, you have your own pair of feet, go use them." Kagome announced.
Inuyasha huffed all the way to the fridge, inwardly smiling, because of his clever plan. He grabbed a cola and stood next to his girlfriend, and drank his soda in two gulps, and looked at Kagome, who looked at him with shock etched into her angelic face.
"You know Kagome staring isn't polite, not unless clothes are subtracted." smirked Inuyasha.
"You pervert!" smiled Kagome.
"I'm bored, wanna go watch a movie at my place?" asked Inuyasha.
"Yeah, let me call Sango and take her with me." chirped Kagome.
Kagome let her fingertips mindlessly press the all to familiar number of her best friend.
"Hey hey, Sango here."
"It's Kagome."
"Hey chica, where are you?"
"I'm over at Miroku's."
"Yeah, so what's up?"
"A movie? Over at Yasha's house?"
"Sure, I'll meet you guys at the monk's house, wait for me." said Sango.
"You bet, I'm not taking another 'drive' with Inuyasha anytime soon. But then again, I can go ride with him when I finally decided I wanna die." joked the miko.
"Hey, what's that supposed to mean?" asked the innocent hanyou.
"It means that you have the cutest LITTLE penis ever." laughed Kagome.
"I do NOT have a small penis, we can measure it if you want?" asked the fumed Inuyasha.
"Whatever, go ask Miroku what he thinks. I'm kinda talking in the phone." smiled his girlfriend.
"Hell, no I refuse to see Inuyasha's small member." added the monk.
Inuyasha wandered into Miroku's bedroom by accident, and wasn't the least shocked at what he saw. Naked women decorated his walls and porn movies stacked neatly beside his bed. He remembered that he was supposed to be finding a ruler and rummaged through the hentai's desk, and found one.
"Aha! I told you it wasn't little, its 8 inches!" yelled Inuyasha.
"Yeah, sure, Hojo's was 10!" giggled the miko.
"What! You're kidding." exclaimed the shocked Inuyasha.
"Maybe you need a Viagra, since you've been having difficulty to stay on task?" asked Kagome.
"Shut up, I do not. We can get it on right now, if you want? I'll show you!" announced Inuyasha.
"Sure come back over here." smiled the devious miko.
Sure enough Inuyasha cam over and pushed Kagome down on the couch so he was towering over her small frame. Inuyasha leaned down and locked lips with the miko, when he licked her bottom lips for entrance, she easily gave in; just when he got his tongue in her mouth she bit down on his tongue and smiled, looking at him when he practically jumped off of her.
"Ha, you sick pervert." yelled Kagome.
--
Author Says: and there you have it, chapter 32! whew that was very long!
So did you like that idea about the whole surprise party?
inukag-lover1600