Author Says: I thank all of you for leaving me reviews, I deeply appreciate it. So, I got the idea for the next few chapters, from this couple I saw at Florida. The guy was adorable, I must admit, but of course, not AS adorable, as our Inuyasha. The girl was cute, so I thought I could just plug Kagome and Inuyasha in their places. That's why I chose the Bahamas, party. So there's a little background info on the oncoming chapters. Now, on with the story C:
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"I'm here!" yelled the exterminator.
"Ha, you sick pervert." yelled Kagome.
The young demon-slayer, ran inside at full speed thinking that the monk is raping Kagome.
"What the hell did you do, you hentai?" asked Sango, while walking up behind the monk.
"For once, I'm actually telling the truth. I didn't do anything, yet." smiled the monk, as his hand slid to the usual spot on the demon-slayer's bottom.
"Ahhh! you better fucking get that hand away from my ass, not unless you want it detached from your arm." threatened the blushing Sango.
"Ye...ss, lady Sango." stuttered the monk.
Sango walked in the living room, to see Kagome trying to hold back giggles, and Inuyasha squiggling on the floor, holding his tongue. Sango herself tried her hardest not to laugh, but as fate would have it, she broke down into a fit of giggles.
"Why the hell are you on the floor?" asked Sango.
"Blame your best friend. She bit me, on my tongue." whined the hanyou.
Both girls just laughed at the poor hanyou, and helped him up. Kagome took his left side and Sango his other. When his ears were level with Kagome's mouth, she whispered, "I was just kidding, about everything. I'm a virgin, I'll tell you everything later. Love you."
"Love you too." breathed the aghast Inuyasha.
'No freakin' way she's a virgin. She was engaged to be married wasn't she?' the hanyou let the question hang in mid-air.
The hanyou, looked at the miko, searched her fathomless eyes, for anything that hinted that she was lying; but he had found nothing, absolutely nothing. Which made him smile, 'virgin huh? I really gotta make that party special.'
Kagome was looking at Inu when she saw him smile a goofy smile. 'What in the sevens hell could this guy be thinking?' Kagome asked herself.
The hanyou was now thinking ways to seduce Kagome. 'Better ask the monk for advise.' thought Inu.
"What were you going to ask Miroku?" asked the raven-haired girl.
"Nothing, nothing at all." denied the silver-haired boy.
"So are we going to your house or what?" announced the miko.
"Yeah." Inuyasha draped his arm around his girl.
"Miroku! Sango! Were going!" yelled Kagome.
The couple met the pair, at the half-circle driveway; where Inuyasha and Sango's cars were park.
"Okay, Miroku, you ride with the maniac." Kagome began and winked at Inuyasha. " And I ride with Sango."
"But-" Miroku tried.
"No, buts." Kagome cut off.
The girl opened their car doors in unison, and got in Sango's blue mustang. While the guys on the other hand, opened the doors and slammed them shut.
Sango and Kagome, talked about what they could do on Kagome's birthday.
"Yeah, so we can go shopping the day before; because I'm almost certain that Inuyasha will take you out to dinner." Sango admitted.
"Yeah right, like he will remember my birthday." chuckled Kagome.
"He will, he loves you. He really does, and I think his brain would actually register that it's your birthday." Sango giggled.
The girls just giggled at the thought that hanyou can use more than one percent of his brain.
The guys on the other car, were still planning for Kagome's surprise party.
"So you haven't told Sango, or Rin, yet right?" asked Inuyasha, while turning left.
"Yeah, I haven't gotten around telling them yet." replied Miroku.
"Okay, so you tell Sango tonight, and you tell Rin on tomorrow; in biology, since you have the class with her. And I tell Sesshy tonight." planned the hanyou.
"Sure. This is going to be great." smiled the monk.
When the gang arrived at Inuyasha's familiar mansion, Inu pushed Miroku aside to get to the door, and unlocked it.
"Come on in you guys. Head straight to that room we had our last sleepover on." ushered Inuyasha.
"Okay, I get to sing first." chirped the miko.
The three walked towards the huge room, and opened the double doors, leading to Kagome's favorite place in her boyfriend's house. She knew Inuyasha was out getting the movie that they were gonna watch; though she had a bet that it was going to be a war movie. That boy would go out of his way just to annoy her to the bone, she knew he would be laughing at her when she squirms; because of the damn body parts flying everywhere.
Here she was too busy talking to herself to even notice Miroku telling Sango the plan.
"So Sango, Kagome's birthday is coming up. Inuyasha told me to tell you that were giving her a surprise party while were in spring break. But there's a catch, it's going to be in the Bahamas, and there's just going to be two other people besides us four. And one more thing." paused the monk.
"What?" asked the overly excited Sango.
"You CANNOT tell Kagome; anything that I told you." warned Miroku.
"Okay. It's not like I tell her everything." said the demon-slayer.
"Yeah, you do." smiled the monk, for Sango hasn't noticed his hand edging towards her bottom.
"You and your fucking hand." Sango said a little too calmly.
The last thing Miroku said before blacking out was, "I'm sorry, but your butt looks so enticing."
"Stupid monk." Sango muttered, while walking towards Kagome.
Kagome was so caught up in the 'conversation' she was having with herself, that she failed to notice when Inuyasha opened the door and decided to scare the living bonockers (bonockers is MY word. If anyone wants to use it, ask me. C: ) out of her.
"Hey ya, Kagome." whispered Inuyasha, directly in Kagome's ear.
"Yeah, that damn movie better be romance or a scary flick, or else I am not watching." declared the miko.
The hanyou stood there speechless. By now the miko would've been on the ceiling, but noo...she had failed to notice him.
"Oh, hey there Inuyasha." greeted the lovely girl, who never meant to do any harm.
"Ahhhh!" Inuyasha yelped as he jumped up grabbing one of the wooden beams on the ceiling.
The panic stricken hanyou looked down just to find his friends clutching their stomachs in laughter.
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Author Says: there it is! Chapter 33! review!
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