Chapter 4- The Versace Couch
Once the elevator doors were fully opened, Frank and Estelle were sitting inside of a big silver robotic car-like monster. Instead of wheels, it had steel legs and moved one step at a time out of the elevator. Frank sat in the front and Estelle was in the back.
"How the hell do you control this thing?" yelled Frank as he mashed a bunch of buttons on the control panel.
Estelle was also hitting buttons on her control panel. A nozzle popped out at the front and a lengthy flame shot out.
"Step out of the vehicle!" commanded Dredd.
Another nozzle popped out and rapidly fired dozens of bullets into the wall.
"Don't say I didn't warn you!" said Dredd.
He fired a few bullets at Frank- hitting him in the neck, the cheek, and then the forehead. Estelle screamed as Frank leaned over dead in his seat with his face hitting the control panel. The robot completely lost control and began bouncing through the hallway, hitting Estelle's head on the ceiling with each bounce.
"That's it- I'm blowing this thing up!" said Dredd as he put his gun back to the explosion setting.
The robot made another jump next to the ceiling fan, causing Estelle's head to shred apart in the blades. Dredd fired his gun and the robot blew up in a fiery explosion.
"Good job, Dredd," said Seinfeld's voice over the intercom "Trust me, you've done us all a favour."
Jerry cackled and hung up.
"I think I know where that voice is coming from," said Anderson "Top floor."
Dredd pressed the elevator door button and they both stepped inside upon its opening.
"Jerry, this is some next level shit!" yelled Kramer as he checked out his new arms.
Kramer had attached robotic circular saws to each arm that could slice through just about anything.
"Be careful with those, Kramer!" said Jerry "How are you gonna masturbate now?"
"Who needs to masturbate when you can chop things up?" asked Kramer as he started up one of the blades and sliced into Jerry's couch.
"What are you doing, Kramer!? That's a brand new Versace couch!"
"Ah, I'll get you a new one, no problem. I have connections."
Jerry was in his apartment with Kramer and they were both looking over the security monitors Jerry had setup beside his television. They watched as Dredd and Anderson entered the elevator.
"Elaine," said Jerry into his walkie-talkie "The judges have entered the elevator. You know what to do."
Elaine pried open the elevator shaft with her super-strength and peered up. She saw the elevator containing Dredd and Anderson slowly rising away from them. She reached into the shaft and hit the emergency stop button.
"Elaine, this looks a little risky," said J Peterman.
"Ah, stop your complaining," she replied.
Elaine walked into the shaft and bounced from wall to wall until she clung to the bottom of the elevator. Without any effort, she punched her fist through the bottom of the elevator.
"What the hell?" questioned Dredd as Elaine's hand was sticking through the floor.
Her other hand then punched through the elevator floor and created another hole. She began ripping off bits of the floor, until Dredd and Anderson were standing on the remaining ledges, peering over their thirty foot drop down the shaft.
"Destruction of public property- sentence: five years in an IsoCube!" yelled Dredd with his gun pointed at her.
"I don't think so, Dredd!" yelled Elaine as her neck became super stretchy and extended in length.
She wrapped her snake-like neck around Anderson like a python. Dredd fired a shot and blew a hole in Elaine's neck, which didn't seem to bother her.
"See you around, Dredd!" snickered Elaine as she disappeared down the shaft with Anderson entangled in her neck.
"Get back here!" yelled Dredd as he fired a few more shots.
Elaine was gone from sight and J Peterman made his way up the shaft. He reached onto the bottom ledges of the broken elevator floor and smiled at Dredd.
"Looks like it's just you and me now, Dredd!"
Dredd fired a single shot at J Peterman's hand and it blew to smithereens. The lack of a hand caused him to fall down the elevator shaft and forcefully hit the ground.
"I've gotta hand it to you," said Dredd "you're pretty clumsy."