SORRY FOR ALL AND ANY MISTAKES. IM UPLOADING FROM MY PHONE IN A CAR LAWL. "Fuckety Fuck my life." Jeff moaned loudly, dropoing his head baCk onto the cushion. "Why is it so hottttt?" He groaned dramatically, throwing an arm over his eyes. He had stripped down to his blue boxers and nothing else. No one in the house could even blame him. Masky, Hoodie, and Eyeless Jack all had done the same, all 4 boys draped across furniture in the living room. This had been counted as one of the hottest days in summer so far. Clockwork had taken Sally upstairs, where both girls had stripped down and were coloring. All the shutters and doors where open, yet no breeze entered the house. "Im. Going. To. Die." Hoodie announced. His mask lay forgotten on the floor next to him. "I bet it's like a bajillion degrees outside!" Jeff said, wiping sweat from his forehead."There's no such thing as bajillion Jeff." Masky stated, looking up from a book he had taken from their last victim. "Yes it is. I heard Oprah say it before. Oprah is an angel Masky, therefore it is a number. Soooo, step off." Jeff replied, sticking his tongue out. "I bet your both extra hot with all that hair." Eyeless Jack said, running a hand through his own short black hair. "Mmmmmm." Ben murmered, enamored by the Nintendo D.S in his hands. "Ehhh, its somewhat adding onto the heat-factor. Im not cutting it thou. Slendy likes running his hands through my hair.' Jeff smiled wickedly. All the other boys yelled a variation of "Eww!""What the fu-" "Gross!" "T.M.I!" At the same time. Jeff flicked his tongue at Ben, who rolled his eyes. "Your gross." It was silent for a few minutes before Hoodie looked up. "What's it like?" Hoodie prompted. Ben made a noise of digust and Masky put on a dramatic faint. "We ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH SLENDERMAN." Ben yelled out. Jeff laughed loudly "Why Do you want to know anyway?" Hoodie blushed a little, looking at Masky and looking away. "I know what you can do about your hair though." Masky said after a moment. He pulled a rubberband off his hhandand tossed it at Jeff, who caught it. He pulled his hair back into a high cheerleader-type ponytail. Ben laughed loudly "You look like a chick." "An ugly one." Eyeless Jack added through his own giggles."What! How dare you talk to me in that way. I am a GROWN woman who dont need no man." Jeff sassed back, flipping his ponytail. Clockwork flew down the steps, clad in just her shirt over her panties. It wwasmuchto hot for skinny jeans and she knew that Jeff, the perv of the house, was gay. So was Maskyand Hoodie, even if they didnt know it yet. Ben had the mentality of a 12 year old and Eyeless Jack was aalways silent. "GUYS! LOOK AT THIS!" She exclaimed, turning on her heel and running back upstairs. The boysall groaned in unison, takinga few moments to pry their sweat-slick bodies off the furniture to follow her up the stairs. Her and Sally, who was wearing one of Ben's t-shirts, were standing in the window that faced the wide expanse of backyard. Everyone crowdedaround them and shivered. The Rake was staring at them from below. He cockedhis head and those beady eyes darted towards the forest. He beckoned with a long sharo claw and dragged his deformed body to the forest. "Do we follow?" Masky whispered. The Rake was terrifying, especially to Sally, but the sun was High the woods didnt look so scary."Come On Guys! I'll lead and if the creep's hungry I'll smack him with my ponytail and we can run." Jeff reasoned.
In less than 2 minutes they wereall outside, not daring to put clothes on. Up Ahead, The Rake was staggering forwards, followed by 7 half naked kids. "Where are we going?" Sally huffed. Everyone shrugged and continued. The rake stopped. In front of him was a lake. The water shimmered and sparkled under the sunlight. "Rake, I would kiss you if you weren't so scary. " Jeff whispered, awe-stricken just like everyone else. " LAST ONE IN HAS TO WASH BOB'S FEET!" Jeff screeched, jumping straught intothe water. The kids whooped and yelled as they jumped into the icy reshreshing water. Sally, before she jumped in, smiled at The Rake. "T-thank you." The Rake nodded, retreating into the woods. They played in the water until the sun went down and ran home in the last dusky rays of sunlight to collaspe, onceagain sweaty, in the Creepypasta mansion. Hours later, Slendy returned to a heap of half naked sweaty children piled on the living room floor...and Jeff had a ponytail because...? You know what, Slenderman decided he didnt care, carrying each child one by one to their bedroom.