/SLENDER-BROTHERS-3-402447397. Thats where I first caught a glimpse of Slendys "spin-off bros" lawlz enjoy (I friggin adore jeff and slendy)

Good Morning.

"Morning? Its like 2 in the goddamn morning wtf? serial killers need there rest." Jeff grumbled, snuggling deeper into the covers and closer to the heat that radiated off of Slendermans body.

Jeff wake up. This is important. It involves my brothers.

"Kinky but Splendorman is creepy." Jeff mumbled sleepily.

They are coming here. Today actually. Offenderman told me last time they visited. All of you weren't here last time so today you get to meet them. I must warn you, they are extremely annoying.

"Mmmkay. Dont worry, we'll be good, awesome memories made, people killed, foursomes yada yada, all that jizz."

You mean Jazz.

"Sureeee I did, whatever tickles your peach."

None of my brothers are getting into this bed.

"So you gotta problem with incest but you can fuck a minor? Priorities bro, pri-or-i-ties." Jeff retorted, laughing. Slenderman himself had to laugh a bit at that before pulling Jeff closer to him, running his hands through that wild hair. Jeff hummed appreciatively.

"Now that we're up." Jeff whispered, rolling over ontop of Slenderman with a mischievous glint in his big eyes. Slenderman had to laugh at that too before parting his lips and pulling Jeff down for a kiss.

'Knock knock!'Slenderman sighed heavily, standing straight up, stiff and uncomfortable. Jeff stood as well, draping his arms around Slendermans waist. "It'll be okay. Relax." Jeff wwhispered soothingly. "Yay! They're here!" Sally cheered. Slenderman opened the door. In blew rainbow confetti and ballons, followed by an 8 foot all white creature. He appeared to look like Slendy but had a giant smile, a tophat, and a ridiculous amount of bright colors on. "DID SOMEONE WANT TO PARTY?!" Splendorman shouted, both arms filled with gift boxes. Sally screamed enthusiastically, instantly attaching herself to Splendor's leg. He handed her a bag filled with candy, which Clockwork plucked out of her hand for later. Last time Sally ate candy she had stayed up for 2 days straight.

Behind Splendor walked in a tall white creature with a plaid shirt, brown sweater vest, royal blue jeans, and black converse. { Brother, still wearing that dreadful suit, God! You know if only you would replace all that black with a like a nice sky blue or cadetblue , you know blue is in this season, you could look a bit fashionable. You see, that girl has it. Its easy hun. } Trenderman said in everyone's mind, pointing to Clockwork. As Splendorman and Trenderman intoduced themselves in came another one. He wore a black fedora, long gray trenchcoat, grey jeans and black boots. In between his sharp pointy teeth was a cigarette. You cant bring that in here. Hoody has asthma. Slenderman scolded. "Alright, alright dont get your panties in a bunch. Running a kids home? Oh, speaking of panties, boy do I have a story to tell you..."

Masky and Hoody, Eyeless Jack, Clockwork, Sally, Ben, Smile and Jeff. This is my family, Trenderman, Splendorman, and Offenderman. Greetings came from all directions and variations. Before long they were all settled down in the living room talking. On the ground Splendorman ate candy with Sally, who was talking a mile a minute. Although Clockwork wasn't very girly she did enjoy talking about everything everyone else was either too young or didnt care enough to talk ahout (media, celebrities,clothes) with Trenderman. Eyeless Jack silently slipped down to the basement with The Rake, because sometimes the Rake gave him organs to eat and The Rake didn't mind the company. Ben, mesmerized by the game as usual occasionaly nibbled candy and laugh3d at Splendormans cheesy jokes. Slenderman sat down, Jeff beside him, if not almost in his lap, as Slendy listened to Offendermans stories.

"GUYS! YOU WANNA' PLAY PARTY GAMES?!" Splendor asked, bouncing up with Sally on his broad shoulders.

"Sally be careful!" Clockwork said, standing behind Sally in case she tumbled (as if she could die).

"Splendor, look around you. Everyones sleep. Stop creeping." Jeff mumbled from his almost-sleep haze off of Slendermans lap.

"O...Well thats okay! Jweff you wanna pway?" Sally asked, pulling of Splendor's top hat to wear.

"No Sally, I dont. Slendyyyy tell people to stop talking to me ugh." Jeff groaned annoyed, nuzzling into slendermans nneckand away from everyone else in the room.

{Awwww! I like when couples match, although some people think it tacky. The black and white really go with it.} Trendy commented, and Clockwork laughed and nodded her head in agreement. Jefd blushed, sticking his middle finger up and shaking his bang in front of his eyes. "Couple?" Offenderman smirked. "He's cute and all but he's like 10."

" I AM 14." Jeff said, jumping up angrily. Slendy gently pulled him back down to the chair.

When have you ever cared about age? Your literally a sex offender.

"Yeah but I thought you had morals." Offenderman chuckled. "The last time I-"

"New. Fucking. Subject." Jeff growled quietly to Slenderman, who nodded quickly. The 4 brothers and Jeff talked for a few hours.

Well then, I think its about time for us to put the children to bed.

Jeff hopped up to shake Masky awake, while Slenderman scooped up Ben. Sally had passed out on the table of the dining room and Splendorman picked her up and started towards her room. Clockwork, Masky, and Hoody began the walk to their bedrooms. "Goddnight beautiful." Offenderman purred into Clockworks ear as she hugged him goodbye. He bent down to whisper something in her eye, which resulted in Clockwork almost stabbing him with his art pencil. Jeff howled with laughter as he grasped Clockwork around the waist and pulled her backwards towards her room. "Nat! Nat just calm d-" Eyeless Jack whispered as he ascended the staircase. Clockwork nodded, smoothing down her long brown hair before following Jack to his room. Eyeless Jack was the only one Natalie could talk to, truly talk to, without worry. Jeff waggled his eyebrows at Offenderman. "Losing your game huh?"

"Oh shut u-"

"Alrighty-Roo! I think its time to leave. Bye Slendy!" Splendor pulled Slenderman into a bone-breaking hug much to his dismay. "Bye Jeff!" He hugged Jeff as well, who shivered. {All right then, I'll see you 2 later. Dont ever wear crocs. Au revoir.} Trendy said as he lightly hugged both of them. "Yeah, so uh, see ya' later babes. Bye Slendy." Offenderman smiled, shaking their hands and slinking out the door behind the other 2.

"Wow. That was exhausting! Youdid great Slendy. No one got punched in the dick, so I consider it a win." Jeff exclaimed. "Ya' know they aren't that bad..." slendy stared as Jeff babbled on sleepily. It was a good he had this adorably, bratty kid and the rest of the Pastas because he hasn't been this happy in a long time. He brushed Jeffs bangs out of his face, only for them to fall back in place, much to Jeff's dismay. "Oh wait!" Jeff pulled out his rubberbamd and pulled his long hair back into a low ponytail. "Thats better right?! Im supermodel hot." Jeff laughed as Slenderman shook his head and mentally laughed. They collapsed on the bed, talking (mostly Jeff) and getting ready to go to bed (mostly slendy). Sure you are. Now you need to go to sleep. Someone has to explain to Sally where Splendy went

"Hey, thats my line! I can make one up for you if you want. What about-" Slendy silenced Jeff with a quick kiss before pulling him down into the red sheets. "Mmmmm." Jeff smiled, breathing finally evening out and falling asleep, long arms and legs tangled around Slendermans.