How To Become A Witch.

Now for this, you should first contract with an incubator, which are basically magic cats that have four ears- two normal ears and two longer ears coming out of the cat ears that split in to three points at the end and gold rings that float around them. They usually use the second pair of ears as hands and their bodies are generally white, but man made incubators are usually different colours to normal incubators and have their arm like appendages in different places to ordinary incubators. The man made incubators are Jubey, Xubey, Zubey and the twins Dubey and Lubey. The main incubator is known as Kyubey, but that is what most incubators go by. When you contract, you are granted a wish, so make a wish or forget it. So once you have became a magical girl, ether fall into despair or use up your magic. Once you have done that, your soul gem will turn black with despair and shatter, turning into a grief seed. You can also find one of the three magical girls Airi Anri, Luca Souju or Ayase Souju. Airi now goes by her dead best friend's name, who's name is Yuuri. If you ask them, they will insert a evil nut, also known as a fake grief seed, into your forehead. Once it is in there, you will turn into a witch and you can even choose when you transform. Now any boys reading right now may be thinking "hey, can I become a witch?" So, go to the hospital. There should be a room with a door that is labeled "X-Ray room. Go in there, then lay on the NRY bed and have somebody press the button to make you go into the chamber. When the X-Ray comes out, you may notice that in your head there is a big, empty space. That is where your brain should be. We are not called witches for nothing. Seriously. (Note from Elsa Maria: so, who wants to become a witch? Well if you do not, why the heck did you decide to read this book, you jerk?! So next you will find out your duty as a witch! Are you excited?! Actually, that was a stupid question, of course you are. I shall see you in the next chapter, my friend! Farewell readers!)

was this chapter good? Oh, and I am not trying to offend males by the way.