"Anyways, on to our next guest!" The host stated. The crowd went wild.
'He is Mario's kid brother and sidekick, Luigi!" The green plumber came out onto the stage and sat down.
"Luigi," the host said, "What is your relationship with Princess Daisy?"
"Girlfriend and boyfriend-a!" Luigi said proudly.
"Is Daisy related to Peach in anyway?"
"They're cousins, but we-a don't have to worry because-a Peach is either going to a. Kill-a Mario or-a b. slap-a him so hard it-a breaks his jaw and then-a leave him," Luigi explained.
"Too true." The host said proudly, "Now, what's it like to live in Mario's shadow?"
"What-a?" Luigi asked confused.
"Well, he's the mascot of Nintendo and has appeared in plenty of games without you,"
"But I-a saved him in 'Luigi's Mansion'!"
"Yeah, but that hasn't really made you as popular as him. Has such a reality ever angered you?"
"Now that you mention it," Luigi's smile disappeared, "It DOES seem unfair he's considered so great-a when he's done nothing more than-a me!" Luigi stated angrily.
"Also, when he went off, he left this drawing of you," the host said, holding up a doodle of Luigi with the text, "Luigi is a big-a cry baby who-a can never-a be considered a real-a man!"
The crowd split their sides laughing. Luigi's face turned 10 times redder than a tomato from both anger and embarrassment. "If you'll excuse me…" Luigi said angrily as he got up, picked up a HUGE battle axe and ran off the stage yelling, "I'LL SHOW YOU A REAL MAN!!"
" I think now would be a good time for commercials!" The host said.