Two kids were walking on a beach. Suddenly, obviously fake sharks swam to the shore line. One kid said, "It's the goulious sharks from Gongolianinana! What do we do?" Suddenly, an obviously wanabe superhero comes along. One kid says, "It's Madam Popsicle!"
"Here kids," the wanabe handed them popsicles, "With my popsicles, you can sent those sharks back to Gongolianinana!"
They pointed the popsicles at the sharks and they swam away in an unrealistic fashion. "Thanks, Madam Popsicle!"
"Don't thank me! It was you!"
Back at the studio, the host said, "I didn't think they still made commercials that lame." (I say that every time I see one of those commercials) The audience laughed at this.
The host continued, "Anyways, our next guest is someone we all know for being the naive blonde who always gets captured by Bowser, Peach!"
The princess walked out onto the stage and sat down. She looked like she was upset.
"Something wrong?"
"Oh," she said, "It's just Mario's interview. I never thought he'd be such a pig!"
"Well," the host said, "I kinda guessed that about him in the first place…" He was cut off by the audience laughter.
"Wait!" he continued, "You didn't kill him did you?"
"No," Peach said, "I just broke his jaw with one slap and kicked him out of the castle." The audience laughed at this.
"Good," the host said, "That means Luigi still can." The audience laughed at this too.
"Do they always do that?" Peach asked.
"Yeah," the host said, "They're type of audience that splits their sides over nothing watch." The host faced the audience and said, "Monkey." The audience split their sides over nothing. The host rolled his eyes and said, "You know, I'm DONE writing every single time the audience laughs. From now on, you'll have to judge for yourselves when they laugh! Ha!"
The audience booed at this, but the host continued, "So, Peach, why do you get captured by Bowser so much?"
"Why does he keep capturing me so much?" Peach asked.
"I mean, don't you have some sort of Toad army. I mean, what's the point of all them?"
"Well," Peach said, "They ARE supposed to protect me, but Mario always saves me in the end, so they don't even try anymore!"
"Yeah," the host agreed, "When you got captured by Bowser in 'Super Mario Sunshine', they just ran around yelling, 'Princess Peach has been captured!' They didn't do ANYTHNG!!"
"Right!" Peach agreed.
"Why don't you fire them?"
"Because I know everyone else will be just the same!"
"So," the host continued, "Have you ever cheated on Mario?"
"No!" Peach said, not lying, "I'm not a pig like him!"
"Have you ever had feeling for Luigi?"
"Well," Peach said, "I would like to date him now Mario's out, but Daisy's got him! Do you know anyone who might be interested?"
The host sighed, "Nope. Sorry.
"Why not?" Peach asked, a little mad.
"I don't think there are many guys who're willing to save their girlfriend every Saturday,"
"What about Link?" Peach asked.
"He only has to save his girlfriend every 3 Saturday. Plus, he's already taken,"
"Well," Peach sighed, "I guess I'll have to wait 20 years for Baby Mario to grow up."
"Okay then," the host said, "On to the next guest!"