"Our next guest tonight," the host said, "is the yellow plumber we all know for being a fat pervert who hates Mario for getting to Peach before him, Wario!"

The fat plumber walked onto the stage and sat down, yelling, "I'm not fat!"

"Neither is Cartman," the host said. Wario growled at this.

"So," the host said, "Why are you so sure you're not fat?"

"Because I'm not!" Wario claimed. The buzzer went off.

"How would you describe your weight, then?" the host asked.

"I describe myself as being very ideal," Wario said. The buzzer went off.

"So," the host said, "Why are you perverted?"

"I am most certainly not!" Wario said. The buzzer went off again.

"Then," the host continued, "Why were you drooling on the cover of 'Wario World'?"

"Um…" Wario thought for a moment.

"Let me guess," The host said, "you were thinking of Princess Peach at the beach."

"I was not!" Wario said. The buzzer went off for the hundredth time that interview. He was sweating like the fat hog he was.

"If you keep lying," The host said, "You're gonna break that."



"I'm not going to break it and I am not lying!" Wario yelled. The buzzer went off twice and then shot out of the chair and across the room, breaking a vase and a window.

"You're paying for all that," the host said.

"Why?" Wario asked,

"You break it, you buy it," the host said.

"How much?" Wario sighed.

"Let me see," the host said, "The buzzer's worth 10,000, the window replacement is 990,000, and that vase's worth 5 million…"

"6 MILLION DOLLARS?!" Wario exclaimed.

"Actually," the host continued, "That vase was a gift from the emperor of China, so 25 million AND you have to apologize to the emperor."

"Twe...twe…" Wario stuttered, "26 MILLION DOLLARS?!"

"And an apology to the emperor of China," the host corrected.

"I DON'T HAVE 26 MILLION DOLLARS!!" Wario yelled.

"You did at the beginning of Wario World," the host said.

"Then I lost it at the end!!" Wario yelled.

"Well, it's not MY fault it was so boring I got bored with it after five minutes!" The host argued, "Anyways, you're going to pay for that ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!!"

The security guards, both huge and buff, grabbed Wario by the arms, one saying, "Sir, if you'll just cooperate, this will be over quickly."



They carried Wario away, who was peeing his pants.