The commercial came on. The narrator said, "Having trouble losing body fat?"
"No," the host replied.
"Well, don't worry. With our diet pills, you can grow skinnier. Body fat can be caused by having children, stress at work, poor diet, and lack of exercise,"
"Wow, fat's caused by poor diet and no exercise. Who would've thought?"
"Body fat grows overtime in the stomach, hips and thighs. Body fat's unattractive and hard to get rid of,"
"Amazing. People consider fat unattractive,"
"Call now and start looking better today!"
Back at the studio, the host said, "What an obvious commercial, anyways our next guest tonight is the big brown ape who steals King Kong's name, Donkey Kong!" The ape walked onto the stage and sat down.
"DK," the host said, "Can you speak English."
"Yes," DK replied, speaking it perfectly without a foreign accent.
"Good," the host said, "It'll make things easier. Now, do you have a girlfriend?"
"No…" DK replied.
"Why not? Diddy Kong has one," the host said.
"Well…. You don't know what it's like! Donkey gets all the fame, sure, but Diddy gets all the girls! It's a chore to keep them off! The only reason he hangs out with me so much is so I can fend them off!"
"Well," the host said, "That explains why he requested to have Young Link as his security guard while he's being the security guard, so he's lucky I said yes."
"I mean," DK said, "its bad enough he gets all the girls, but now he's in brawl! Will this nightmare never end? Anyways, go ahead and try to humiliate me! I dare you! But there ain't anything you can humiliate ME with!"
"Well, actually," the host said, "You just humiliated yourself."
"No, I didn't!" DK yelled, "How?"
"Well," the host said, "You just went on and on about how you can't get any girlfriends while Diddy Kong gets ALL the girls. So, I'm afraid you gave yourself away,"
DK stood up and yelled, "Are you trying to make me look stupid?!"
"You didn't need any help from me," the host replied solemnly.
"That's right!" DK said, then realizing he really did just make himself look stupid. (If you've ever watched 'Clue', you know where that last part came from.)
DK sat down and asked, "How do you do this?"
"Easy," the host said, "Ask the first personal question that comes to mind and roll with it,"
"Well, I'm not leaving!" DK said definitely.
The host pressed a button on his chair and whispered into it the speaker, "Go to plan B,"
Instantly, Yoshi ran in and said, "DK, they're stealing your bananas!"
"Oh my god!" DK ran to the window and jumped through.
"You're paying for that window!" the host yelled at the ape, "I just had it replaced." He grumbled before continuing, "Anyways, reviewers, I dare you to try and guess who the last guess tonight's going to be. Come on, I dare you!"