"Before we move on to our last guess, I have something to say; one reviewer said the chair was supposed to be indestructible. That was what the salesman told me, so I sued him for enough to buy a new one, so that was one less debt on Wario's part. You know how cheap and desperate salesmen can get these days. In any case, thank you for pointing that out." The host said.

He then sat down, but in the guest chair for some reason, and said, "One reviewer guessed it would be Bowser I would be interviewing. I'm sorry to say you're wrong," The buzzer went off and the crowd looked confused.

"I'm kidding," the host said, "That was a test to see if the buzzer worked. So, please welcome the giant dragon who keeps trying to take over the Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser!"

"The host sat down in his chair as the guest came out. He sat down and said, "I see you have successfully humiliated 5 of my greatest enemies. You'll have no such luck with me."

"That's what they all say, yet look how they all ended up," the host said, "So, first question, are you married?"

"No, not anymore," Bowser said.

"Was divorce tough on the kids?" the host asked.

"What?" Bowser asked.

"Your 8 kids," the host explained.



"8?" Bowser looked really confused by now, then remembered, "Oh yeah, the 7 Kooplings and junior."

"I take it you don't see the Kooplings anymore," the host asked.

"Nah, they all live with their mother," Bowser said.

"So you married again, I take it?" the host asked.

"Yeah, only this time I got the kid," Bowser said.

"So Bowser," the host said, "have you ever had an army of anything besides weak Goombas and Koopas?"

"Are you getting smart with me?" Bowser demanded.

"No, I just asked…" the host began.

"Now you listen!" Bowser roared, standing up, "Try anything smart with me and I'll shove that chair up your butt!"

The host only replied, coolly, "How charming."

Bowser sighed, sitting down, "I wander how I was able to keep a woman long enough to have Septuplets."

"Beats me," the host said, "So, why do you keep kidnapping Princess Peach?"

"Well… I…." Bowser stuttered.

"You want to do her, don't you?" the host cut right to the point.

"What?! No!!" the buzzer went off.

"That's wrong…" the host said.



"Why?" Bowser demanded, "Is it wrong for a man to love a woman?"

"What would the kids look like?" the host asked.

"You got me there," Bowser said.

"Well, whatever," the host said, "She's free now that Mario's out of the picture. Now you don't have to keep kidnapping her every time you want to put the moves on her!"

"Yeah…" Bowser said, "I just wish you hadn't asked me that."

"Why? Now she knows!" the host said.

"Well," Bowser said, "Now I'm embarrassed… Hey!" Bowser's face turned red with anger.

He stood up, saying, "I warned you not to do any smart stuff. Now you're going to pay for it!"

"Not so fast," the host said, "We have security for guys like you.

"Yeah, who?" Bowser asked, "Your 7-ft. guards? Well, I'm 7-ft. and can breathe fire. Bring them one!"

"Oh, not them…" the host said.

"Hey," Bowser said, "did the room just get really big?"

"Yes…" The host said with a smile. Stomping was heard in the distance and in came an ape so huge, he could put King Kong to shame!

"I'm not bringing in my 7 foot guards," the host said, "I'm bringing in my 7 STORY guard."

"Wh-wh-who is th-that?" Bowser stuttered.



"His name's Emperor Kong," the host explained, "King Kong's father. I call him Earl. Also a gift from the emperor of China."

"How do you get so many gifts from him?" Bowser asked.

"I humiliate his enemies," the host explained, "Now, Earl, this man refuses to leave. What do you say about it?"

The giant ape roared at Bowser, who ran away with his tail between his legs, yelping like a wiener dog.

"Good Earl," the host said. People began taking pictures of Earl, who stood in a picture-taking fashion. The host then threw him a banana appropriate for his size, and he left.

"Well," the host said, "That's all for tonight. Tune in next week for our next six guests. I dare all reviewers to try and guess which two series they are from. I'll give you a hint, there're only 3 from each of the two. See you!