"Welcome to Super Smash Brothers Humiliation, night 2!" the host said as the crowd went wild. He sat down in his chair and said, "A couple people have guessed I would be interviewing Kirby and Fire Emblem characters. You got Fire Emblem right and Kirby wrong. I will be interviewing Zelda characters instead. I mean, Kirby's part of the crew, right Kirby?"
"Right, Al," Kirby said.
"Anyways," the host continued, "Nice try. Now, please welcome our first guest tonight, Marth!"
The blue-haired prince walked out and sat down.
"Now Marth," the host began, "I find you to be very popular among SSB fans."
"Guilty as charged," Marth said with a smile.
"Uh-ah," the host said, "There are several fanfic pairings involving you I like to question."
"Shot," Marth said.
"One pairing is you and Samus,"
"Well," Marth said, "I ain't goanna happen. I mean, she's a bounty hunter from space, I'm a prince in a medieval land."
"Yeah," the host said, "What about you and Zelda?"
"More realistic," Marth said.
"Link would probably kick your butt for that,"
"He's welcome to try," Marth said.
"What about you and Ike?"
"WHAT?!" Marth asked, looking nervous.
"Well," the host said.
"I…" Marth stammered, "No… not at all." The buzzer went off. The crowd looked uncomfortable.
"Nice," the host said.
"What?" Marth asked.
"I've never interviewed a gay before,"
"I'm NOT gay!" Marth yelled as the buzzer went off.
"Dude," the host said, "I've got no problem with that. Calm down."
"Really?"
"Yeah," the host said, "just don't put the moves on me."
"I wouldn't DREAM of that," Marth said as the buzzer went off.
"Okay," the host said, "That's too far."
"No, no," Marth said, sweating," This thing's defected!" The buzzer went off again.
"It's GOING to be if you don't stop lying!" the host said, "I'm calling Earl!"
"Go ahead," Marth said, "I'm not afraid of him!" He told the truth for once.
"Then get out," the host looked mad now.
"Then stop calling me gay!"
"But you ARE gay!" The host looked furious by now.
"I AM NOT!!" Marth said as the buzzer shot out of the chair.
"WHY DO MY GUESTS KEEP BREAKING MY STUFF?!" The host yelled in fury. Marth got up, scared, and ran away. The host sat there for a moment and said, "Wow…."