"Our next guest tonight is the legendary Hero of Time, Link!"
The hero walked out and sat down in the guest chair.
"First off," the host said, "Let me just go ahead and say you are truly one of my top three favorite characters in SSB, but that doesn't mean I'll on easy on you."
"I understand," Link said.
"First," the host said, "You are the Link from Ocarina of Time, right?"
"Yes," Link said.
"Now, what is your relationship with Princess Zelda?"
"Friends," Link said.
"What?!" the host yelled, shocked.
"What?" Link asked, confused.
"I mean," the host said, "you two are obviously in love with each other! I mean two plus two equals…"
"Five!" Link said.
"I guess they don't teach math in Kokiri forest," the host said.
"Oh, they do," Link said, "I just failed kindergarten four times and first grade twice."
"You moron…" the host muttered.
"What's a moron?" Link asked.
"In short," the host said, "You."
Suddenly, Dark Link burst through the doors, sword and shield drawn.
"We meet again, Link!"
"Bring it on, shadow boy," Link said, as he charged forth into a duel.
"Hey!" the host said, "No fighting in my studio! I think now would be a good time for commercials… Did you just tear my couch?! That's IT!!" the host ran over to the emergency case, pulled out a sword, and joined the duel.
There are some things I'd like to state about recent reviews and would like to reply in this chapter to them.
To Austin b: I couldn't care less whether Marth's straight or gay. I'm just the host. But, thanks for reviewing.
To Elmo 7000: Toon Link and Young Link are on my not interviewing list, so that only leaves three, though technically you're right. Thanks for reviewing.
To FLowershop78: I'm sorry, but I can't favor any characters. I'm going to humiliate to more of my favorite characters, having already humiliated the third. But, I won't make him gay. Thanks for reviewing.
To Fire Emblem Mewmew: Sorry, I don't play Fire Emblem and as such know almost nothing about Marth, Roy, or Ike, so I rely on other fanfics for such a thing. But, I promise not to do any more gay/ lesbian jokes. Or bi. Thanks for reviewing.
To Linkwithredsox: Bring it ON!! And when you find 5 Earls (even though I have no idea where you're goanna find one), my Earl, the REAL Earl, has a little surprise for you!