"Our next guest tonight is the ruler of Hyrule, Zelda!"
The Princess walked out onto the stage and sat down in the guest chair. She looked like something was bothering her.
"What's on your mind?" The host asked.
"Just that the guy I love couldn't beat a 13-year-old in a duel, even with his own clone…" She began.
"Yes!" The host said, "Take THAT Francis Ford Coopla!"
"Who?" Zelda asked.
"No one," The host said, "So, Are you mad Link's too dumb to admit he loves you, even though it's obvious?"
"Yeah," Zelda said, "It was cute at first, but now it's just annoying."
"I imagine," the host said.
"You sure showed how dumb he really is, Alex," Zelda said.
"Ding ding ding, we have a winner!" The host said.
"What?" Zelda asked, confused.
"You are the first guest to call me by my name," The host explained. Haven't you noticed no other guest did? And to let you know, Kirby doesn't count because he ain't a guest.
"What do I win?" Zelda asked.
"You win a Truth Arrow! Now you can make Link tell you how he feels about you," The host said.
"Sweet," Zelda said.
"Anyways," The host began, "Do you think Ganondorf secretly wants you?"
"What do you mean?" Zelda asked, nervous.
"I mean," The host said, "Do you think Ganondorf wants to... you know… um, how to put this gently…"
"You mean do I think Ganon finds me attractive?"
"Yeah," the host said.
"What would give you that impression?"
"Well," The host said, "Why does he keep capturing you and not Link? I mean, in Ocarina of Time, he could have just as easily captured Link as you. Were you unconscious during that time?"
"Yes," Zelda answered.
"How long did it take Link to get there?"
"About an hour…" Zelda began.
"Wow!" The host said, "That is PLENTY of time for something like that to happen. I mean, he senses Link's getting closer, he puts your clothes back on in the blink of an eye, puts you back in the gem and up in the air!"
"Oh my god…" Zelda said.
"Just saying," the host said, "It could have happened."
"Well," Zelda said, "You've embarrassed me just like the others before."
"And I pre-embarrassed Ganon," the host said. Zelda laughed at this.
"See you…" Zelda said as she walked off.
" I think she took it really well…" the host said.