"Our final guest tonight," the host said, "Is the King of Thieves, Ganondorf!"

The man came out onto the stage, made a fireball, and tried to launch it at the host, but it deflected off an invisible barrier.

"Sorry," The host said, "Magic won't work on me."

"Oh," Ganondorf wined, "And I left my sword at home!"

"Well," the host said, "If you had that, I would be in trouble."

"Whatever," Ganondorf said as he sat down.

"Now Ganondorf," the host said, "Is it true you want to do Zelda?"

"Yes," Ganondorf, "There's no point in trying to lie."

"Finally," the host said, "SOMEONE got that!"

Ganon scoffed at this.

"Even if you did lie," the host said, "I have this photograph to prove you guilty!" The host held up the photo in his pocket

"How did you know it's mine?" Ganondorf asked.

"Because," the host said, "It says 'Taken and owned by Ganondorf Dragmire'. That's how."

"Well," Ganondorf said, nervous, "Where did you get it?"

"From when the Ice Climbers searched you before you came in," the host explained. You don't think I would let a guy like Ganon come out on stage armed, do you?



"What is it?" Toon Link said as he came down onto stage by a bungee. He grabbed the photo, looked at it, and said, "WOW MOMA!!"

"What is it?" Kirby asked.

"Zelda in the shower!" Toon Link said. The host yanked on his string, sending the child back up.

The host then sent the photo through the shredder. Every guy in the audience booed at this, except the none perverted guy.

"Anyways Ganondorf, you had two mothers, correct?" the host asked.

"Yes," Ganondorf said, "They were surrogate."

"Did they ever fight as much as in Ocarina of Time?"

"Yes, they did!" Ganondorf yelled as he broke out into tears. The host sat there, shocked and feeling a little awkward. Hey, when's the last time you made the Great King of Evil cry?

"Uh, look," the host said, "I didn't mean anything…"

"I hate you!!" Ganon yelled as he picked up his chair.

"Security!!" The host yelled. Instantly, the guards grabbed Ganon by the arms and dragged him away.

"Let me go! I'll kill him!" Ganon yelled.

"Oh," the host said, "And magic won't work on them either!"

"Well, that's it for tonight…" The host began, but Zelda walked on the stage.

"Alex, can I have a word with you?"



"Sup?" the host asked.

"Can you sit in the buzzer chair?" Zelda asked.

"Ok…" the host said as he did so.

"Now," Zelda began, "did anyone besides you, Ganondorf and Toon Link see that photo?"

"Well," the host said, "Nana found it and showed it to me, but I'm pretty sure she's straight."

Zelda smiled and asked, "Did you… uh, you know…"

"Oh, no!" the host said, "I've grown past that stage, even though most guys my age haven't and probably never will."

"Most likely. Now if you'll excuse me," Zelda said as she transformed into Sheik, "I'm going to go kill Ganon now. Teach him to take pictures of ME in the shower!"

"Right on, sister!" the host cheered her on as she left.

"Anyways," the host said, "That's it for tonight. Next week, I'll be interviewing Star Fox, Kirby and Metroid characters!"