"Welcome," the host said, "To night three of Super Smash Brothers Humiliation!"
"Anyways," the host said sitting down, "Our first guest tonight is the captain of the Star Fox team, Fox McCloud!"
"First off," the host said, "Let me just say you are one of my top three favorite characters, along with Link and one more."
"Go ahead," Fox said, "I'm not afraid."
"Very well," the host said, "What's your relationship with each member of the Star Fox team."
"Well," Fox said, "First off, Peppy's like my father, even though as of Command he's "officially" not part of the team any more. Slippy's still my best pal. Falco's my quote-on-quote "friend"."
"What about Krystal?" the host asked.
"Well," Fox said, "We were boyfriend and girlfriend, but we broke up as of Command."
"What about now?" the host asked.
"Well," Fox said, "Since there are nine different endings to Command, and Nintendo says none are canon, I have to wait until the next game to find out!"
"That must suck," the host said.
"You're telling me!" Fox replied.
"By the way," the host said, "Why did you break up with her?"
"Because I was afraid she'd be killed in battle," Fox said.
"Nintendo wouldn't do that!" The host said, "Well, maybe, but that's no excuse, dang it!"
"Yeah," Fox said, "I wished I'd realized that earlier. Now I have to wait for a game to come out just to find out my own relationship status!"
"Well," the host said, "Even if it weren't for your ignorance, she probably would have dumped you after seeing this picture."
The host held up a photo of Fox in three-year-old like pajamas!
"Did she see that?!" Fox demanded.
"Well, if she did," the host said, laughing, "It certainly isn't going to help you get her back!"
Fox ran off the stage, his face red.
"What does Krystal look like?" One guy from the audience asked.
Three pictures came on the monitor. They were how she looked like in Adventures, Assault, and Command.
Instantly, every guy in the audience, except the nor-perverted guy, ran to the bathroom. "Hey, you," The host pointed to the non-perverted guy, "Come here." He walked out onto the stage and faced the camera.
"Remember, ladies," the host said, "He's not a pervert! What's your name?"
"Joe," the guy replied.
"Joe," the host said, "nice to meet ya."
"What do you of how Krystal looks in the games?" Joe asked.
"In Adventures," the host said, "They made her look like a slut!"
"What about in Assault?"
The host replied, "In the pictures of the game, yes, in the game itself, no.
"What about Command?" Joe asked.
"Not really," the host said, "In the game or the pictures. They just made her wear a jumpsuit."
"Same here all around," Joe said.