Chapter Two: Bringin' Sexy Back

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Character Profiles:

Haruno and Co.: a weapons company that is about to go bankrupt; rely on merging with Uchiha Inc. to remain in business

Sakura Haruno: 24 years old; alias Sakura Uzumaki; future CEO of Haruno and Co.; must seduce the CEO of Uchiha Inc., Sasuke Uchiha

Tenten: 25 years old; principle supplier of weapons for Haruno and Co.

Shikamaru Nara: 24 years old; works for Haruno and Co. as a corporate spy

Hinata Hyuuga: 23 years old; works for Haruno and Co. as a corporate spy

Ino Yamanaka: 24 years old; Sakura Haruno's secretary and best friend; takes over as co-CEO while Sakura is away

Uchiha Inc.: a high-end male modeling agency

Sasuke Uchiha: 24 years old; the CEO of Uchiha Inc.; refuses to merge with Haruno Inc.; refuses to do business with the design label Akatsuki

Naruto Uzumaki: 24 years old; Sasuke Uchiha's secretary and best friend

Neji Hyuuga: 25 years old; head of Public Affairs

Kiba Inuzuka: 24 years old; a full time model for Uchiha Inc.

Gaara Sabaku: 23 years old; head of Advertising

Rock Lee: 25 years old; Gaara's personal assistant

Itachi Uchiha: 29 years old; betrayed Uchiha Inc. and transferred to the design label Akatsuki

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"Took you long enough," Sasuke snapped as he grabbed his coffee from the pink-haired woman. "Okay now I need you to go pick up Naruto's dry cleaning. Just go down to-"

"Wait, Naruto's dry cleaning? Why can't he just get it himself?" Sakura cried unbelievably. I've been here three days and I'm still doing his chores!

"Because he's busy," Sakura peered through the glass wall and saw Naruto fast asleep on his desk, "and I can't think of anything else for you to do."

Sakura could feel her face turning redder with every word he said.

"As I was saying, just go down about 3 streets."

"…and?"

"What? Go down 3 streets. I'm busy."

And with that he turned back to his paperwork, leaving a disgruntled Sakura still gawking in his direction.

I don't care if he's hot as hell. He's the devil's incarnate!

As she walked out of the office, making sure to slam the door as loudly as possible without breaking the surrounding glass, she glanced towards Naruto, sighing loudly, before proceeding to the elevator.

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POV: Sasuke

"Hey, what happened to Sakura?" Naruto yawned as he entered Sasuke's office.

"She went to get your dry cleaning."

"Oh. How nice of her!"

"Indeed." I wonder how many hours it will take her. Three, four? The longer the better. Her pink hair is so obnoxious…

Naruto sat down on the edge of Sasuke's desk.

"…do you need something, dobe?"

"Nah. I'm just bored."

A few awkward moments of silence passed.

"Hey, let's get some people up here!"

"Why?"

"To play some poker of course!" Naruto pulled out a brand-new pack of cards and started shuffling them with a grin on his face.

"If you can find anyone willing to tolerate your hyperactivity then go for it," Sasuke muttered, still reading through his many requests for models. Why do I employ such desirable men?

"Great!" Naruto hopped off the desk and out of the door.

I should lock it while I still can. Where is that girl when I need her?

Five minutes passed and Naruto finally returned bringing two men with him.

"Inuzuka, Hyuuga," Sasuke nodded, acknowledging their presence.

"Okay, let's get this game started." Naruto sat back on top of Sasuke's desk, much to his annoyance.

"I thought you said we had important matters to discuss," the silver-eyed stud with long, silky-smooth hair reaching his mid-back reminded the blonde.

"Yeah…discussing whether or not we should play poker or gin."

"How about strip?" the other tousle-haired hunk suggested.

"Kiba, why do you always insist playing strip poker?" the slightly violated Hyuuga questioned.

"Oh, are you getting a bit pudgy around the middle, Neji?" Kiba retorted.

"Kiba, we know you just want an excuse to look at your body," Naruto said, dealing out the cards. "News flash, I'm hotter."

"Hn."

"…so that's why he's your secretary." Neji remarked suggestively.

"Don't feel bad Hyuuga, you were a close second," Sasuke commented.

"And me?" Kiba couldn't help but ask.

"What about you?"

"Touché, Sasuke."

"Let's get on with it already," Naruto whined, having finished dealing.

"I agree," Kiba grinned, picking up his hand. The others followed his lead.

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Ten minutes of game play ensued.

"You lost again, dobe," Sasuke taunted, although he was in no position to speak himself. Is it just me or is getting cold in here?

"I barely have anything left to take off!" Naruto yelled, clad only in his orange-covered-in-daisies boxers, socks, and a sliver necklace. He reluctantly threw off the piece of jewelry and added it to his pile of clothes.

"Sucks for you," Kiba joked. He was still in a good position considering he had everything on except for his shirt.

"You're pathetic, Naruto," Neji added. He wasn't as well off as Kiba, but at least he had his pants on. Glancing over towards Sasuke, he noted that the CEO was running out of garments to shed. "You too, Uchiha."

Naruto picked up the cards, reshuffled them, and dealt them out again. "I'll win this time, believe it!"

"This is the last round I'm in, I still have work to do," Neji sighed.

Kiba peered at his cards. Knowing he couldn't win, and not exactly caring, he folded.

"Lay 'em down guys," Naruto demanded enthusiastically. Even before taking a glimpse of their cards, he jumped up from the ground and let out a whoop.

"Royal flush, bitches. Off with the pants!"

Amidst their undressing, none of the men noticed Sakura walk in.

"Sasuke-sama, I brought back his dry cleaning just…l-like you ass-asked! Asked. I'll just…go…"

All four men looked up, unnerved, as she rushed out.

"Well, that was awkward…at least she brought me some clothes!" Naruto snickered. "Oh, and don't forget the rules…anything that came off, stays off until the end of the day!" He stepped on Sasuke's brand-new Marc Jacobs' shirt as much as possible and made sure to kick Neji's Armani pants along the way, before he dashed out of the room to track down Sakura.

"Well, being a model has his merits," Kiba concluded as he, too, walked out of the office.

"Hyuuga, don't you have a meeting with the Public Affairs Committee to plan the next modeling show?" the Uchiha smirked. Neji threw him a glare before exiting.

Dammit. It's getting really cold in here. Oh well. Now where's the rest of my paperwork?

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Preview of Chapter 3:

You've been here one week and you haven't seduced a single person. Way to go.

Sakura sat at Naruto's desk, resting her head, since he was off doing something "important".

"Sakura, get in here," Sasuke called from his office. The girl sighed as she heard his voice.

Wait a minute. This is my chance. I'll have to lay it down on him right now. CHYEAH!