Chapter Three: Oh God…

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You've been here one week and you haven't seduced a single person. Way to go.

Sakura sat at Naruto's desk, resting her head, as he was off doing something "important." Things had been awkward ever since the poker incident…

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Flashback

"Sakura! Sakura! Wait up!" the blonde called, running after her in his extremely vibrant orange boxers. Sakura kept walking, not wanting to turn around. Unfortunately for her, he caught up with ease.

"Hey," he panted, "you got my dry cleaning, right?"

Sakura studied his bare figure for a minute, not exactly hearing him. Holy crap. He's so ripped…dammit…I want him! Shit! ...he's my 'cousin.' Ino, I hate you.

"Huh?" she asked, still not paying attention.

"Can I have my clothes now?"

"Oh…no. I mean, yes. Yeah, you can't-can have them." She reluctantly handed him his clothing.

"Thanks!" he grinned, grabbing them, then began dressing. "This isn't bothering you, is it? Because you'll be seeing this a lot…everyone tends to play strip poker around here. Wait. I see another game over there! Later, Saku-chan!"

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Her daydreaming abruptly stopped when she heard a voice.

"Sakura, get in here," Sasuke called from his office. The girl sighed in disappointment as she heard him. She slowly made her way to his already open door, but not without glancing in through the glass first.

What the hell? Is he holding a whip? What's he doing to that fern? Since when was there one next to his desk? Oh my god! Is that Kiba?

She froze for a minute, wondering if he'd yell at her for interrupting his…rendez-vous.

"Sakura! Get the hell in here!"

Does he want a threesome? I'm so lucky! Wait, no! I hate him. That manwhore!

"No! Not until you and Kiba stop…doing whatever you're doing!"

"What? Kiba's not in here…I only need him here on Tuesdays. Naruto is here for the rest of the week."

"Oh. So then…you're alone? I'll be right in…"

Wait a minute. This is my chance. He's alone! I'll have to lay it down on him right now. CHYEAH!

She proceeded into his office, trying to sway her hips suggestively.

"Do you want a modeling job or something?" Sasuke blinked, noticing her odd movements.

"Oh, do you want me to demonstrate?"

"No," he stated, turning back to the pile of papers on his desk.

Trying to keep her cool, she ignored his remark.

"Did you need me…sir?" she pouted, thrusting out her chest as innocently as possible.

"Yes…" he said, not looking up from his work.

"Well, what can I do for you?" She leaned across his desk, blocking his view of the papers. He looked up in annoyance, but was greeted only by her cleavage.

"Get those away from me." Sakura looked taken aback. Maybe they don't look big enough…She decided to thrust her chest a bit farther out.

"Dammit, Sakura! My nose!" The girl blushed furiously as she finally retreated from his desk. "For the love of…get me a tissue," he commanded, trying to hinder a fresh nosebleed.

"Woah, did I miss something?" a voice asked from the doorway. Sakura hastily pulled up the collar of her shirt, and turned to face her 'cousin.'

"Looks like I'm interrupting something important. Should I come back later?"

"Dobe. Out."

"Fine, fine. I'll let you two fool around. Saku-chan…birds and the bees! We'll talk later," he winked and shut the door. A murmur of 'I wonder what Neji's doing…' was heard before the door completely closed.

Oh my god. This is so awkward. Sakura didn't dare turn around to face Sasuke again.

"Stay away from the guys," Sasuke stated calmly while writing, his nose not showing any remaining signs of blood.

"...why?"

"That dobe's going to spread rumors all through lunch."

"Oh? And does that bother you?"

"It happens."

"Naruto walks in on you often?"

"He plans it. Cameras are everywhere," he noted dully.

WHAT! Naruto saw that?

"Why are you still standing here? Coffee. Now."

Sakura hurriedly rushed out of the room before making her boss even angrier.

Damn, damn, damn, damn, DAMN! This isn't going very well…

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"Neji, you'd never guess what I just saw!" an overly hyper blonde exclaimed as he ran into the Hyuuga's office on the 45th floor, not faltering as he noticed six scantily clothed men in the room with him. "Oh, hey Kiba! At it again I see. Hold on a minute…why wasn't I invited? Oh, it's a Monday…got'cha."

"What did you want?" the Hyuuga asked, trying to get Naruto back on track. Today was definitely not Monday.

"Oh, right. You'll never guess what I just saw!"

"Uchiha getting seduced by a woman?"

"Yes! Wait…how'd you know that?"

"We were all there in the security room."

"Oh…" the young man's face fell a little. We have a security room? Oh yeah! That's why there are so many monitors in one place. When were they in there?

"It was brunch break."

"Ah, so it was. Holy crap! Did you just read my mind?" I really should go back up.

"Oh yes. And now you're thinking about leaving and further engaging yourself in assisting Uchiha."

Woah. He's good.

"Good idea. I'll leave you boys alone," he smirked as he shut the door.

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"Well, that was a waste of time," Kiba observed from his seat next to Neji's beloved fern. "Take off your lingerie, Neji-san. Oh, I mean 'boxers.' You lost."

Oh god.

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Preview for the next chapter:

"Uchiha-sama? I have a visitor for you!" Sakura smiled as she threw his door open. Sasuke looked up from his paperwork at her, eyebrow raised. The older Uchiha strode in casually.

"Little brother…it's been a while."

Sasuke looked shocked, for lack of better words.