"Anyways," the host said, "Our next guest tonight is the penguin villain of Kirby, King Dedede!"
The penguin waddled onto the stage and sat down.
"Anyways, if you're already King, why are you the villain of the Kirby series?"
"Because," Dedede said, "Apparently, 'I'm not a good king!'"
"You're not!" Kirby yelled.
"Hey!" Dedede yelled, "Shut up!"
"No yelling at the crew!" The host yelled.
"He started it!" Dedede whined like a five-year-old.
"I don't care!" the host yelled, "I'm going to end it!"
"Ha ha!" Kirby laughed, "You got told!"
"Shut up!" Dedede yelled.
"Again," the host yelled, "no yelling at the crew! And Kirby, no mocking the guests! Only I get to do that!"
"Ha!" Dedede yelled, "Now YOU got told!"
"Dedede, Kirby," the host said, "Quit fighting before I separate you two!"
"Yeah, Dedede!" Kirby yelled, "Grow up!"
"You want to go?" Dedede demanded, as he stood up and grabbed his hammer.
"Oh," Kirby said, "Bring it!"
"You want to go?!"
"Bring it!"
"You want to GO?!"
"Bring IT!!"
"YOU WANT TO GO?!"
"BRING IT!! Fat boy!"
A record suddenly stopped and everyone in the studio was dead silent.
"Fat boy...?" Dedede asked in such a whisper you could barely hear him. He was also on the verge of tears.
"Look," the host said as he got up walked up to Dedede, "You know how kids are nowadays, always saying stuff before…"
"THAT DOES
IT!"
Dedede picked up hi hammer and brought it down on Kirby. The puffball yelled as he jumped out of the way. Unfortunately, what the hammer did hit was…
"MY CAMERA!!" The host yelled.
"Ooooo…….." Kirby said like a five-year-old, "You did it now………"
"Those cost 9,000 a piece!" the host yelled, "You're paying for that!"
"Oh…." Dedede sighed as he looked down, to Kirby's laughter.
"And you!" the host yelled, pointing to Kirby, "You're paying 50-50 with him!"
"What?!" Kirby asked, outraged, "Why?"
"Because," the host yelled, "If you hadn't called him fat by, he wouldn't have done that!"
"I'll be back…." Dedede said as he walked out the door.
For those of you who think Kirby is all sweet and cuddly, think again!