The announcer on the commercial said, "Tired of profanity, violence and nudity preventing you from enjoying a movie? Well, good news all soccer moms, with the Censortron 5000 you don't have to worry about that anymore!
"It takes out all profanity, violence, gore, blood, and nudity scenes! You don't have to worry about a thing!"
"I bet," the host said, "If they put a Die Hard movie in there, it would only show the first five minutes!"
I did once see a commercial for something like this, but I can't remember what it was called and honestly don't care!
"Our next guest tonight is the bounty hunter from outer space, Samus!"
As the bounty hunter sat down, the host said, "Samus, what do you think of the you and Marth pairing."
Samus said something, but it only sounded like weird computer noises.
"Can you take off that helmet?" the host asked, "I can't understand a word you're saying!"
Samus took of her helmet and said, "I said, not a chance!"
"Thank you," the host said, before continuing, "What about the you and Fox pairing?"
"No way!" Samus said, "He's a fox and half my height at best!"
"Exactly!" the host exclaimed, "That pairing doesn't make any sense."
"Man," Samus said, "The pairings some people will make up…"
Note: I mean no offense to ANYONE who likes those pairings.
"Anyways," the host said, "What do you think of being the sex symbol of Super Smash Brothers?"
"What?" Samus asked, confused.
"What do you think they did Zero Suit Samus for?" the host asked.
"To show what it would be like to play as me without the suit on," Samus said.
"Yeah," the host said, "but why did they make you wear that suit so that it leaves almost no modesty?"
"What are you talking about?" Samus asked.
"In the first five seconds you were in the Adventure Mode for Brawl," the host explained, "They made sure the world knows how big your butt is!"
"Prove it!" Samus said. The host played the said clip.
"Holy !" Samus cursed. This is a show, remember?
"And look at these photos of you from ," the host said, pulling up a screen with various perverted pictures of her.
"Thanks," Samus said.
"What?" the host asked. No other guest said thank you!
"You showed what they did to my reputation!" Samus said, "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to kill whoever designed my Zero Suit Samus form and the guy who took all those perverted pictures!"
She put back on her helmet and ran off.