"Jay!" JJ heard a small, soft voice slur at her, breaking her out of her sleep. "Jay! Jay!" The vioce continued and she willed it to stop before realized the vioce was of one Spencer Reid... and he was crying.
"Hey, hey, okay, I'm up." JJ leaped up from bed and leaped over to the now one year old. He was still small but was significantly larger than he was the day previous. He standing in the pen, leaning foreward into the side that was facing her. He was now in only a daiper and said daiper as both wet and was being stretched to its limit. The oncie he was wearing had torn at the seams and was laying in pieces in the pen. Garcia was going to be PISSED.
"Jay!" Spencer cried up at her, squirming, desperate to get the daiper off him. It was too tight and it was wet. He was not happy. He knew he had had the daiper on for a while and he had memorized statistics on daiper rash while JJ was pregnant. He want this thing off and he wanted it off NOW.
"Don't worry, Spence, I'll take care of it." JJ lifted him out and sat him down on the drawer to change him. She quickly took the old daiper off and replaced it with one for a twelve month old. "There we go, muuccchhh better, right, Spence?" Spencer nodded at her in response. "Want to get something to eat?" Another nod. She quickly wisked Spencer away to the kitchen and strapped him down into Henry's old highchair. "What do you want?"
"Cof- coooo- co-" Spencer grunted at his inability to use his words and pionted towards what he wanted. He pionted at the coffee machine. "Tha'"
"Spencer, you know you can't have coffee yet." JJ said, laughing when Spencer started to whine and pout. "Your a year old and your craving coffee, you have a serious problem my friend. Your having banana slices." JJ walked off and Spencer continued to pout.
"Uncle Spencer is bigger today." Henry said, walking into the room, clad in his PJs, as JJ served Reid his banana slices. JJ had told him, some what, what had happened. She may have stretched the truth a little, he was just a kid, but he got the jist of what happened.
"He is a year old now. Do you want some cerial?"
"Thats cool and yeah, I wan' some cerial. Cheerios, please." Henry hopped up onto the seat next to Spencer and looked over at his baby-ized godfather. This was all really weird, but kind of cool. It also made no sense, which made it that much more awesome. He couldn't want intill his Uncle Spencer got to be around his age. They would have SO much fun. "Why is Spencer only wearing a daiper?"
"I had just changed him and I know he needed to eat and take a bath-" Spencers eyes widened when he heard this. "-so I just left him in the daiper." JJ smiled at her son and sat a small bowl of Cheerios down infront of him.
"Can I help?" Henry asked and Spencer began to whine and flail his little arms, promting laughs from the other two.
"No, Henry, but thank you for offering. I don't think Uncle Spencer wants ME to bathe him, let alone you." JJ giggled, shaking her head.
"Why?"
"Spence is very shy. He doesn't want me to see him naked."
"Why? You've seen me naked, whats the difference?" Henry asked, scrunching his eyebrows together.
"Because he is Uncle Spencer." JJ laughed and Henry seemed to except the explaination.
Breakfast continued without incident. Henry finished his Cheerios and went upstairs to get dressed for the day. Spencer ate his banana slices and ended up getting peices of banana all around his mouth and on his hands. Now would come the hard part. The Bath.
He screamed, God did he ever SCREAM.
The second that she turned on the water and sat the baby bath in the tub he started to yell. When she had tooken off his daiper and stopped the water he shouted out nonsense but the second she had sat him in the baby bath he started to scream bloody murder. His face was red and he was throwing out tiny little fists and kicking his feet. Spencer was making it as difficult as he possibly could. It was then that Spencer's adult self made himself known through the lips of his infant form.
"F'ck yo'!" The infant screamed out, tears mixing with water JJ was pouring over his head as he squirmed. "F'ck yo'!"
"Hey!" JJ scowled. "Watch your mouth! Henry might hear you." JJ said, running a soapy sponge over the vulgar infant.
"F'CK YO'!" The baby screeched, his face turning a whole new shade of red. JJ lifted Spencer's legs up, exposing his rear before giving it a swift swat. The bloody murder screams began a new. After wrestling with the uncooperative child for several minutes the bath was complete.
"You done?" JJ asked as she dressed Reid in his daiper, tiny baby shorts, and tiny t-shirt, the shirt was made to look like a tiny little sweater vest. Once he was dressed his cries lessened to sniffles and whimpers, due his hurt bottom, which still stung slightly where he had been swatted. "I'm sorry, Spence, you didn't leave me much of a choice. You want to be clean, don't you? There wasn't any need for that sort of language either, Spence, I except better from you. You might be a grown man in your mind but your just kid." Spencer just pouted and sniffled more.
"Is he all clean now?" Henry peeked into his room.
"Yeah, Henry, he is all clean now." JJ nodded and held Spencer.
"Is he okay? It sounded like you were murderin' him!" Henry said, hopping into the room.
"He is fine, he just really didn't want a bath. You want to hold him?" JJ asked and Henry nodded. JJ sat Reid in his arms.
"His hair is so soft." Henry said softly, holding Reid close.
"It is." JJ smiled as she watched her son hold Reid. Reid seemed to calm down more when Henry held him. Which made her happy.
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"How is my adorable baby genius?" Garcia asked, rushing into JJ's living room when as soon as JJ had opened opened the door to her to her.
"Uh... Hello to you to." JJ smiled, closing the door and following her. "He is fine. He is currently taking a nap."
"What has he done today? Details, lady, detials!" Garcia said, sitting down in the living room and grinning at JJ.
"Well we started off well enough. I gave him a bath and cursed at me."
"Little bitty chewed you out?" Garcia snorted, tilting her head.
"Well given his extremely limited vocabulary at the moment, it was more one thing over and over. He really didn't want a bath."
"You think? He do anything else?"
"Well he has been trying to walk around a bit but he never gets very far before falling over. He isn't happy about that either." JJ shook her head.
"That doesn't surpise me much." Garcia giggled, before peaking over to the doorway. "We have a guest." JJ turned and saw Spencer. He was pulling himself up on the doorframe.
"How did you escape?" JJ looked at him with wide eyes. Spencer blew a raspberry at her and tottled foreward for about a five steps before falling over and whining.
"Awwwww!" Garcia squeaked, watching as Spencer crawled over, still miffed with his own attempt to walk. "Good try, Micro Boy Wonder. You'll be running by tomorrow." Garcia teased and Spencer made a loud, upset noise at her.
"Don't tease the baby-man Garcia." JJ snickered and Spencer pouted at her.
"Scwew yo'!" The baby snapped them.
"Why are you such a vulgar baby?" Garcia held him up to her face and Spencer kicked his feet and waved his arms.
"Not baby!" He slurred out.
"Yes you are, so act like one. Babies don't used big, grownup, bad words so lets work on that?" Garcia nodded at him before looking at JJ. "Isn't he a little young to talk?"
"A little I guess. He only knows a few words and he is still a genius. He couldn't say coffee this morning." JJ snickered and shook her head. "He has definetly got the bad words down."
"He wanted coffee?" Garcia laughed and hugged onto Spencer.
"He did, he really did." JJ laughed as well. "He has a serious caffiene issue."
"No kidding!" Garcia grinned down at Reid. "His little outfit is so cute isn't it? I thought it as so Reid. I had to get it."
"I'm going to have to agree with you there." JJ nodded. "Did you get what I asked you to?"
"Yes indeedy." Garcia said and one of her hands dispeared into her large bag. She pulled a box from the purse. "Thank goodness OCD tendencies seem to run in the family." Garcia said, opening the box. The box was filled with old Spencer's glasses from each age.
"Great. We need to be prepared, can't have him wake up in a few day's with no way to see." JJ nodded.
"Word." Garcia nodded at her. "We got to take care of our little genius." She cooed and kiss Spencer forehead, provoking a whine from the baby-ized man.
"He is definetly still Spencer." JJ giggled.
"He is, a very compact, adorable Spencer." Garcia snuggled Reid.
"Lets try to not smother him." JJ teased with a grin.
"But he is so cute! I just want to hug onto him and hold him!"
"We all do, Garcia." JJ laughed. "Are the others coming over today?"
"No, they got a case. Hotch told me to tell you that you are on your week off so you can care for Spencer."
"That makes sense." JJ nodded and took Spencer from Garcia. "He is already a lot to deal with, I can only imagine what tomorrow has in store for me."
"You have a son!" Garcia laughed.
"Yeah but Spencer has an adult brain! It makes him more clever and resistant." JJ insisted. "I'm worried that he might try to duck out on me in the next few days."
"He will not!" Garcia snorted and shook her head. Spencer put on a moderately thoughtful look, as if he was considering it. "Baby Boy!"
"Don't you try anything!"JJ gave the baby a sharp look and then spencer tried his best to look innocent.
"Awwwww..." Garcia cooed, "How could you yell at such a cutie?"
"Don't fall for it, PG, it's an act."
"A really really super, mega adorable one!" Garcia gently poked Spencer's belly, promting a laugh from the yearold.
"He is trying to pull the wool over our eyes." JJ joked, "Must come with being a Vegas kid."
"'ey!" Spencer pouted.
"Look, Spence, you have to be careful, no wondering off. That and you have watch your words, especially once we start taking you out places. You have to TRY to talk like a kid, okay?" JJ rose her brows at him and nodded in response, granted he didn't look happy about it. "Thank you."
"We are going to have so much fun with you." Garcia grinned. "Morgan and I are taking you to the zoo when you are eight. You will have so much fun!"
"If I'm not working that day can I join you guys with Henry?" JJ asked with a smile.
"OH MY GOSH YES!" Garcia squealed and Spencer's face scrunched at the sudden loud sound. "Sorry, Baby Genius."
"Great, Henry will be so excited when he finds out."JJ smiled. "I just hope we all make to eight days from now!"
"He won't give you any trouble. Aren't you? Your a good little boy." Garcia cooed at Reid, who smiled up at her.
"Maybe in an alternate universe." JJ snorted.
"Come on, JJ, lighten up. He is grown man in a baby's body. He has a right to be upset." Garcia gave her the 'you know I'm right' look.
"Whose side are you on!?"
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JJ gently sat the very tired Spencer Reid down in the play pen. This time she made sure to put him in clothes that would fit him in the morning. Spencer looked absolutely adorable the too large oncie. The thing damn near swallowed him and it was cutest thing in the world. Spencer was conked out almost as soon as he was tucked in. JJ smiled and shook her head. She was excited for tomorrow yet dreaded it at the same time. Spencer had surprised her with his words today. Tomorrow he will know more words and will be more mobile. Who the hell knows what could happen.
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Short chapter is short. I promise it will get more interesting as Reid ages :P