Ultra Terror, Part Five:

By Snazzo

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In Jimmy's lab the gang gathered around the Isolation Chamber. "First, to take care of Goddard." Jimmy opened the Chamber and took out a small disc. "This hasn't been tested boy, but desperate times call for desperate measures. We're going to need all the help we can get. Are you ready for an upgrade?"

Goddard hung his head.

"Don't be like that Goddard, I'm sure its safe."

Goddard whined.

"Jimmy, is this going to turn Goddard into a rampaging giant robot who is destroying the town again?" Carl asked.

"Yeah, Neutron," Cindy said. "We've already got one giant robot on our hands!"

"That was Timmy's fault and you know it, Cindy," Jimmy said.

"I wonder how Timmy is doing?" Cindy asked. "We've hardly talked since our last pizza party at the Villain Whose Name Isn't Shirley's Pizza Palace."

"Oh baby," Carl said, "that liverwurst, kumquat, and schnozberry pizza was delicious!"

Jimmy ignored this and turned back to Goddard. "Come on boy, open up!"

Goddard hesitated, then opened his mouth. Jimmy gave the disc to Goddard and he ate it. A great flash lit up the lab and Goddard sprouted a small metal cape.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, to accompany the N-Men, I give you Super Goddard! After the battle with the Twonkie I wrote some upgrades for his weapons systems. Now Goddard has twenty more weapons; he can do eleven million and twenty-four things! Except clean up after himself, I still haven't figured that one out."

Jimmy put his hands behind his back. "Now, as for the N-Men. I had some free time on my hands so I did some genetic engineering on the formulas."

"You do that in your free time?" Sheen asked.

"The packets will still only last a half hour, I hope its enough time to defeat the Ultrabot," Jimmy explained "but they've been enhanced. Cindy, Special Girl should now be able to shoot heat beams out of her eyes. I don't know how powerful they'll be, but you should be able to melt steel."

"Gee, thanks Jimmy," Cindy said.

"I considered giving you X-ray vision but I don't want you X-raying me."

"Like I would Neutron!"

"Libby, Invisible Sista should be able to generate force bolts now. They are similar to your force fields but for offensive purposes."

"Cool!" Libby grinned. "I love being invisible but I want to get into the action."

"Carl, I've given you the ability to concentrate the force of your super burps. For example, with some practice, instead of blowing over a Purple Flurp truck you should be able to blow its door off. If you concentrate force on that Ultrabot we just might do some damage."

"Will do, Jimmy," Carl said. "It's a good thing I had Taco Shack breakfast burritos for breakfast. I'll gobble down the rest of the nitrogen bars too."

"Sheen, Vibrating Lad should be able to vibrate so fast he'll be able to move through solid objects. You should especially do this if the Ultrabot aims a blow at you, you'll pass harmlessly through his fist."

"Great Jim!" Sheen said. "I hope you didn't fiddle with my bladder control!"

"Uh, no. I left that alone," Jimmy said. "As for me, I modified the gene sequence so I should be able to retain my intelligence when I transform into ... into ... Hm, I never thought of a name for myself."

"How about Orange Guy?" Carl suggested.

"That's lame Carl" Sheen said. "I think you should go for the Incredible Bulk!"

"That name sounds familiar," Cindy said. "How about Megadork?" Cindy and Libby laughed.

"No, I think I'll just call myself the N-Man." Jimmy announced.

Sheen gave a shrug. "Its your choice dude."

"All right then, here's your packets."

Cindy looked at hers. "Are you sure you didn't mix these up like Carl, Jimmy?"

"Hey, I apologized!" Carl protested.

Cindy took a small taste. Then she flew into the air and did a loop to loop. She looked about the lab, spotted a framed picture of Betty Quinlan, and a red beam shot out of her eyes. The picture ignited.

"Hey!" Jimmy protested.

"Eh, sorry Jimmy!" Cindy said with a smile. She downed the rest of her packet. "I didn't mean it, I was just seeing if it worked and it kinda got away from me. I'll have to practice."

Everyone else downed their packets.

Libby turned invisible, reappeared, and then held her hands out in front of her. A shimmering bolt like her force field formed in front of her and shot away, knocking over Jimmy's microscope. "That's great Jimmy!"

Sheen walked towards the Isolation Chamber, bounced off the wall, and fell to the ground. "Jimmy! It didn't work!"

"You've got to concentrate on it Sheen!"

Sheen tried again. He became a blur, then phased through the wall into the Chamber and back again. "Awesome! Its just like Ultralord's phantom force!"

Carl looked at one of the cinder block pieces that he had thrown at Sheen when he was learning kung fu. He swallowed, then burped. The brick flew across the room, but it was broken in two. "Jimmy! I did it! And on my very first try!"

"That's great Carl."

"Well, I confess, I have been practicing aiming whenever I burp. Its driving my mother crazy."

Jimmy concentrated, then transformed into a huge orange creature with green hair. "Testing. Testing," he said to himself. "Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared. The Pythagorean theorem states that in any right triangle, the square of the length of the hypotenuse equals the sum of the squares of the lengths of the two other sides. Great! I'm still a genius! I'm not talking in grunts and monosyllables!"

"Jimmy, should would put on our cool costumes?" Carl asked.

"No time Carl!" Jimmy said. "We've only got a half hour. N-Men! And Goddard. To the convention center!"

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Snazzo does not own Jimmy Neutron, sadly, or he would have never cancelled it. It would be bigger than the Simpsons!

Comments and Reviews very welcome. Thanks for reading!